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Mamas so fat..
Posted by: Andy on August 25, 2004 @ 2:07 pm
Your mommas so fat:
She leaves the house in high heels & comes home in flats.
She is the same height standing up as she is laying down.
when your dad screws her, he burns his ass on the light bulb.
She does not have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.
You take her to a concert and she jumps up & down, the band skips.
She goes to the gyno and he looks between her legs and he says, "What a hole, what a hole" and she says, "you did not have to say that twice." He says, "I didn’t, it was an echo".
When she wears high heels, she strikes oil. |
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gladwin on August 26, 2004 @ 11:02 am |
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think thats cool ,yo mamma is so fat marines mistake her as a whale when she is swimming in the sea...... |
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gladwin on August 26, 2004 @ 11:02 am |
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think thats cool ,yo mamma is so fat marines mistake her as a whale when she is swimming in the sea...... |
| From: |
tdub on August 26, 2004 @ 3:51 pm |
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your momma so fat, her head looks like a bb on a boxcar. |
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tdub on August 26, 2004 @ 3:53 pm |
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she so fat when she wears her malcom x tee shirt, helicopters try to land on her. |
| From: |
Webdogue on August 27, 2004 @ 2:48 pm |
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Your black-ass Mamma is so fat.....she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.... |
| From: |
JoshMitchell on August 27, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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Kevin Long’s is so fat she sells shade at the beach...... |
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Charles Tsai on August 27, 2004 @ 2:52 pm |
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Mary Haney is so fat she fell outta bed on both sides at the same time...... |
| From: |
Ashley on August 27, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
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I just loved your jokes. They are so funny. |
| From: |
Mamma on August 27, 2004 @ 11:31 pm |
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yo mamma so fat...every time she go in da elevator...she HAS to go DOWN |
| From: |
me on August 28, 2004 @ 7:40 am |
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yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach green peace tries to drag her back to the
ocean. |
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bojangles akerberg on August 28, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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yo mamma so last time she was crossing the road i ran out of gas going around her |
| From: |
bill on August 29, 2004 @ 9:04 pm |
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you are a fucking retard |
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melissa hodges on August 30, 2004 @ 10:26 pm |
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yo momma feet so bad, she got a tattoo on her ankle that said timberland |
| From: |
momma on August 31, 2004 @ 4:21 am |
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stop makin fun of me u dumb asses im a momma and im fat and proud |
| From: |
shorty on August 31, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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gutted |
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bob marley on September 10, 2004 @ 3:49 pm |
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I agree with the last comment and if you dont like it then stay off it you bitchin loner and i bet your fat. |
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Franz fuck you on September 10, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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franz fuck you and your fucking fat mother. if you don’t like it go to hell and take your fat mother with you!!!!! |
| From: |
eze on September 14, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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eze |
| From: |
nicky D on October 14, 2004 @ 4:28 pm |
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franz’s moma is so fat she was baptised in sea world. |
| From: |
mac on November 6, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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your all fat you fuckers |
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Fella Nov 10, 2004 on November 10, 2004 @ 2:37 am |
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Ya mama is so fat she uses a shovel to shave her legs |
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Fella on November 10, 2004 @ 2:39 am |
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ya mama is so fat when i had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road i ran out of gas |
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Fella on November 10, 2004 @ 2:41 am |
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Ya mama is so fat she lost a game of hide&seek only cos i spotted her behind mount everest |
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Toby on November 10, 2004 @ 2:45 am |
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i like to fuck fat mammas so leave them alone |
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Toby on November 10, 2004 @ 2:47 am |
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I get fat mammas to wank me off every night OH YEAH!!!!! |
| From: |
stank on November 11, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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yank |
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lola on November 14, 2004 @ 9:49 pm |
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your mama is so fat that when she went to the restaurant they had to grease her out and in of the booth!!! haha |
| From: |
Ajay on December 5, 2004 @ 10:57 pm |
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yo mamas so fat wen she jumped for joy she got stuck |
| From: |
melissa on December 13, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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all u sob need to shut the hell up and quit fuckn sayn theese corny ass jokes. what u need to do is go do somthin u better at in stead of theese lame ass jokes. and so what my mamma is fat to but all u bitch ass hoes know u got some fat bitches at home and yall know u fucked them fat bitches to so shut up and go suck ua fat mammas dick and tits. got milk lol lol lol lol lol lol lolBITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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blue fan on December 16, 2004 @ 1:43 am |
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yo mammas so fat she stepped on the scailes and is said to be continued |
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Snoop on December 17, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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LiCk My JuIcE on December 20, 2004 @ 10:59 am |
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your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.......keep ur co0l u dumasses...this websites cool but all the hataz kill it.. |
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kacy and sammie on December 22, 2004 @ 11:14 am |
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YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE WHERES PARASHOOTES FOR BRAS. |
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melissa on December 22, 2004 @ 6:33 pm |
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u all gotz to quit with these lame mother fucken jokes man u guys be talkn bout jokes that were made like in the 1920 so yall need to get the fuck off these jokes i ant playn either why dont yall come up with yall own god damn jokes aight. cause i know these jokes from when i was young cause my mom told me these so go grow so balls and come up witch u own fucken jokes instead of usen the fucken jokes that indians probaly made up.
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| From: |
fuckin killer on December 23, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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look deep down inside an look at yourself an you will see there is fuck all there |
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fuckin killer on December 23, 2004 @ 6:23 pm |
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you will all die |
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taxi on January 21, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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Yo mamma so fat when she were yellow pantes and bent over she looked like a a big taxi |
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mark on January 22, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
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yo im half balck so no affence to the black people.
u so black when god created u, he said opps i burnt 1 |
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mark on January 22, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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yo moma so fat, she play pool with the planets |
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gurp_rocks on January 22, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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yo mammas ass is so hairy wen she bent down she looked like donkey kong |
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ASH on January 31, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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yo mama is so fat she got stuck in between the efiell tower and big ben. |
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kyle chudley rocks!! on February 6, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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okay dude sup
your momas so short u can see her feet
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
your momas so fat it takes 2 jets,2 trains and a car just to get to her good side!!!!!
hahahahhahahhahahhaahhahahahahh
your momas so fat shes all like.....really fat
hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhaha |
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kyle chudley rocks!! on February 6, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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okay dude sup
your momas so short u can see her feet
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
your momas so fat it takes 2 jets,2 trains and a car just to get to her good side!!!!!
hahahahhahahhahahhaahhahahahahh
your momas so fat shes all like.....really fat
hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhaha |
| From: |
Maria (kyles friend) on February 6, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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KYLE UR JOKES SUCK |
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maria..again on February 6, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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no kyles jokes are F***ING HILARIOUS..just like kayle..all u other ppl SUCK!! |
| From: |
maria on February 6, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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kyle** |
| From: |
dylan SAURIOL on February 6, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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lol kyle .................kyles jokes are the best jokes on this page!!!! |
| From: |
Shermia &Tanika on February 9, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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ur mums so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
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| From: |
kate benson on February 15, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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you know it is not nice to be talking about mamas |
| From: |
timothy on February 17, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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your momas so fat that when she steps on a weight scale it siad to be continued |
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fakwtiweuhfkadfjg on February 17, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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fakwtiweuhfkadfjg on February 17, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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| From: |
Fat Albert on February 17, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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you mams so fat she ???????????????? oh my god |
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fat shit on February 17, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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your moma so fat she sat on a car & when she got up hot wheels poped out! |
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purukuchuku on March 16, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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ur momma is so big she uses paper towels rolls as tampons |
| From: |
fat bitch on March 18, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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how can peiople think that you mama jokes are funny they arent im a fucken fat bitch and its hard to go around stuff people think its funny until its them that its going to... |
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krystian on March 18, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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i like this site and all u people who dont like just need to get off.
yall dont have to read any thing on this site
most people like it so yall need to stop puting these jokes down
yall just going to hurt somebodys feelings
oh and all yall who dont like it can kiss my ass u fucking dorks |
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megan on April 25, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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yo mammas so fat that she broke the chair
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| From: |
brittany buttsonfire on May 12, 2005 @ 1:22 am |
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YO MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE-SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
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CARRIE ROBINSON on May 13, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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YO MAMA’S SO FAT SO JUMPES UP AND GOT STUCK |
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carrie is hot on May 13, 2005 @ 10:10 pm |
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your mama is so fat her nick name is "DAMN"
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| From: |
diana on May 19, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED |
| From: |
ryan on May 19, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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ur momas so fat she steped on a dollar and made change.
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| From: |
sancho ollison on May 24, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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yo mamma is so skinny when she put on her bathingsuit that says kiss me the words rapes around her like a belt |
| From: |
sammy gonzales on May 30, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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oh my gosh these jokes are so stupid not gess you people dont have to take it to the heart i really think there cool |
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jimmy garcia on May 30, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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oh its on like donky kong |
| From: |
amber chacon on May 30, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
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oh ya ur write it on like donkey kong so shut the hell up |
| From: |
matt on June 13, 2005 @ 8:20 am |
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yo mama is so fat the japanese army thought it was godzillas wife |
| From: |
matt on June 13, 2005 @ 8:22 am |
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i messed up
your mom is so fat the japanees army attacked thinking it was godzilla’s wife |
| From: |
angel on June 13, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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yo mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money |
| From: |
amanda hornaday on June 15, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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good jokes
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jason june 19,2005 on June 19, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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yo mammas so fat when she sayt on a rainbow skittles poped out |
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jz on June 19, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach a whale poped out and sang we are family |
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Andrew gardner on June 27, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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your mama is so fat when her husband went to kiss her he had to slap her belly and ride the third wave in |
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bubu on June 29, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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Your momas so fat, the elevator says maximum: 500 pounds, or your moma.
Your momas so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
Your momas so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Your momas so fat, god said "move over lady, i cant see the earth!"
Your momas so fat, when she sits on her ass she’s two feet taller.
Your momas so fat that when her husband was in bed with her, he rolled over twice and was still on the edge.
Your momas so old, she has Jesus Christ beeper number.
Your momas so old, she was the one who taught mary magdalene to be a prostitute.
Your momas so black, she went naked in the funeral.
Your momas so black, when she stood next to a white wall people thought it was a cave. |
| From: |
daddy says on July 5, 2005 @ 6:03 am |
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your moma is dirty the army uses her bath water as a biological weapon. |
| From: |
ed on September 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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Your mamas so dumb tnat somebody told her it was chilly outside and she jumped off the couch and got a bowl |
| From: |
ed on September 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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Your mamas so dumb tnat somebody told her it was chilly outside and she jumped off the couch and got a bowl.
your mamas so fat that when she walks in a parking lot she sets off car alarms.
She got flour instead of flowers for valentines.
"pull yourself up a couch and have a seat".
They had to hire the fire dept. for her colonoscopy.
she does it elephant style. |
| From: |
pretty girl on September 23, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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i don’t like these jokes they lame and mean people shouldn’t make fun of people just because they are diffrent |
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captain morgan on September 23, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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yo mama’s so fat:
she was born on jan. 1st and 2nd
she’s taller when she’s lying down
she has more rolls then a bakery
when she walked by the tv i missed 3 episodes
when she stepped on the scale it went around so many times is screwed itelf into the floor
her favorite food is seconds
when she fell in love she broke it
she’s been married to your father for 25 yrs and he still hasn’t seen all of her...figurativly!
her idea of excersixe is lifting the food from her plate to her mouth
once she boarded a ship it became a submarine
when she was born, her parents brought her home in a wheel barrow
ya’ll keep up the good work!
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| From: |
joshua carter on September 24, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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yo mama so fat when someone say it chili outside she came out with a bowl... |
| From: |
jose garcia on October 7, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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your mamas so stupid she stoled a free cockie
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| From: |
jose on October 7, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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your mom is so stupid she crashed with a parked car
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