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Ur momma
Posted by: KITTY on August 29, 2004 @ 2:25 pm
| YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE USES A VCR AS A BEEPER. |
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d on September 1, 2004 @ 2:17 pm |
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thats older than the dust that comes outta ya mommas ass she passes gas |
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d on September 1, 2004 @ 2:19 pm |
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thats older than the dust that comes outta ya mommas ass she passes gas |
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S on November 19, 2004 @ 6:55 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock hahaha
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tom on November 24, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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your mum like a D&Y shop 1 p a screw |
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Phat Dave on November 29, 2004 @ 2:03 pm |
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ur momma is a phat bitch |
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u suck at jokes on December 1, 2004 @ 6:38 pm |
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u suck so much u should be shot |
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Whon Don! on December 2, 2004 @ 11:31 am |
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ur mommas a whore! |
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debbie on December 5, 2004 @ 2:32 pm |
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ur momma so fat ppl run round her for exercise |
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alex on December 8, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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your momma is so fat, that when she goes to the beach the whales sing "We are family". |
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B4ANDON on December 17, 2004 @ 1:15 pm |
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YA JOKES SUCK
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urmom.com on December 18, 2004 @ 3:17 pm |
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ur momma is so poor she went to the dollar store and asked for a discount |
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Eman on December 19, 2004 @ 12:14 am |
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your so ugly that when ur mom dropped u off at school today, she got a
ticket for litering |
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Yahiara on December 22, 2004 @ 5:41 pm |
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dis sh*t is whack |
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jordynn on December 27, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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your mums like a hocky playa she dont change her pads for three periods |
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 9:55 am |
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ur mom so fat she jumped nd caused a solar eclipse
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 9:55 am |
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ur mom so fat she jumped nd caused a solar eclipse
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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ur mom so fat she jumped off a cliff nd got STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 9:57 am |
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ur mom so fat i drove aroun hurr nd lost gass |
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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ur mom so fat when she goez to da theater she sitz nex to everyone
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 9:59 am |
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ur mom so fat she sat on a rainbow nd made skittlez
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 10:00 am |
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ur mom so fat she went in a elevator preseed up but she went down! |
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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ur mom so mugged i slapped hurr on the back nd hurr titz fell off
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scarface on January 8, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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ur mom so ol when she peez it whistlez!
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jc on January 11, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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Ur momma is so stupid she thought taco bell was the mexican phone company... |
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these jokes r fuckin on January 12, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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these jokes r embarasssing to read. this is a good one. why did the chicken cross the road to get the other side iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
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me on January 16, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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when ur momma was giung through the door there were kids on the street saying mother mother 2 by 4 get that body through tha door !!!!!!!! |
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Josh Martin on January 17, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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ur momma so fat that when she goes to Tokyo they all shout Oh! No! Godzilla return! Godzilla return!!!!!!!!! |
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jessica on January 20, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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that jokes stupid i heard that joke when i was like 4 |
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bla on January 20, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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i agree wit thomas the train |
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billy bob the 8 on January 21, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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umm............................................................ |
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billy bob the 9 on January 21, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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if some 1 calls u FAT say " ur momma is not complaing " lol !!!!!!!! |
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billy bob the 10 on January 21, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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should i stop doin this......................................................................................................??????? |
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AJ on January 22, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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Your pops got big ass ears that it looks like there is a car passing down the road with both doors open |
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bluses clus on January 24, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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ur momma is s0o00o0 stupid she tried to but mm in abc order |
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stupidgurl!!!!!!!!!! on January 24, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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ur mamma so stupid she thought master p was a bathroom |
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barney on January 24, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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ur mamma is so0o0o stupid when she sees a bus pass by she says stop that twinkie
hehehehehehe 0000000000 ur mamma got told
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Chris b on January 25, 2005 @ 9:38 am |
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This is a crap website!!!!!
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Devilwal = screen n. on January 27, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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your mom is like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes rollign back
OHHHH ISNT THAT NICE |
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me jon on January 27, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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ur momma is so fat when her cell phone rigns people think shes backing up |
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ur mom on January 28, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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ur mom is so stupid she is ur mom BURN..........thats how stupid these jokes are |
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fable dude on January 28, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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ure momma so fat when she jump for joy she got stuck
>>> thank u russel peters |
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ummmm on January 28, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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if some 1 tells u to shut up say hey that what i was telling ure mom last night
OHHHHHHHH THATS NICE......... |
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Taylor Martin on January 28, 2005 @ 9:27 pm |
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ur momma so dumb that she thinks a quarterback is a coin refund |
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Phatkidparty on January 29, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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Ur momma so dumb she starved to death in a grocery store! |
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pimp$daddy on January 31, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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ur momma is so fat that god said let there be light and tould ur mom to get her fat ass outta the way |
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My ass on January 31, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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Eat shorts! |
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My ass on January 31, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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Eat my ass! |
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luv ya on February 1, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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hey babes these jokes suck sry for my haderratin!!! |
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hottieeeee on February 4, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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your momma so tall that when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus |
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who knowwwwwwwws on February 7, 2005 @ 10:07 am |
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ur momma so flat, she’s jealous of the damn wall!!!!!!
SERVED!!!! |
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kakakaka on February 8, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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ur mommas so fat and stupid she likes u
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k on February 8, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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ur mommas so fat she uses the c n tower for a dildo
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kayleigh on February 10, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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ur mums so fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out then people never saw it again
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chugger jones on February 14, 2005 @ 8:08 am |
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ur mumma is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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yo moma on February 24, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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yo moma sooo big fat and clumbsy she went to wal-mart stumbles over k-mart and landed on target |
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Bob on February 25, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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Ur moms like railroad tracks shes laid all over the country |
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jake on February 26, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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ya moma is a fat bastard and a nob lickin cheese suckin sonna bitch |
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sammi on February 27, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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ur momma so dumb, dat she walked up 2 a lampost, knocked on it, and sed " i know ur in their, the lights on"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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thegolden toilet on February 27, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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hey ur mommas so fat that jerids subway diet didnt even work
ur mommas so fat that when she got into a car the horn beeped
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Ur momma on February 28, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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Your momma is so fat....
SHES FAT LIKE A BARN, BUT A BARN ISNT A PERSON SO ITS NOT LIKE UR MOMMA |
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ur mommas pussy on March 2, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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hail down and suck my dick |
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P.I.M.P on March 8, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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THE JOKES SUCK,,,, THE ONLY FUNNY PART IS HOW STUPID THEY R |
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P.I.M.P on March 8, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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UR MOMMAS A DIRTY WHORE HAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY FUCKERS
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satin420 on March 17, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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whats the difference between ur mom and a mosquito?
when u slap the mosquito it will sotp sucking! |
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babyjoker21 on March 20, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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all yalls mommmas so fat whe her beeper went off peolpe thought she was backing up
hahahaha yea i got all yall |
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no name on March 25, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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ur moms is so fat when she gets in the ocean she make a tsunami |
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monkeyballs on March 25, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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hahaha that one is terrible
how bout this one
ur mommas sooo ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning and
ur mommas sooo fat that when she painted herself yellow and ran down the street, little kids started crying cuz they thought the missed the bus
and
ur mommas like a squirrel always got nuts in her mouth
ur mommas soooooo dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed |
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ugly ass =you on March 26, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
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your momma so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants!!
HILAROUS SHIET LOL |
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u fuckin ass bitch on March 26, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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ur a fukin mofo u wanna box get ur ass out here damn it i will beat the shit out of ur ass
go suk ur mom’s balls u bitch u kiss my ass
fatass
ur momma so stupid the only thing attracted to her is gravity
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gooey on March 27, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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Ur moms so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
ur mommas so fat and stupid she bit a bus and said wheres the cream filling?
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who cares on March 28, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
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ur momma is so fat that EVERYTHIN ORBITS around her ! |
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itoit on March 30, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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you poeple are itiots |
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george w.bush on March 30, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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you guys are losers |
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lil_princess on March 30, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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all des jokes such ass...der so whack!!!! |
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nonya on April 3, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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yo mamma sooo small she has to use a bandaid for a pad! |
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julyu on April 5, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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Your mamas so fat that when she took jump ropeion lessons the hole world colasped |
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STEPH on April 8, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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YOUR MOMMAS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT M&MS IN ALPHBETICAL ORDER |
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sdf on April 12, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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any of u ppl that even read these r retarded, cuz they all suck ur moms fucking ass!!!!!
marilyn manson rocks ass |
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betty on april 14 on April 14, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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all ur jokes can suck my ass. try these:
ur momma so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!!!!!!!
ur momma ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out w/ a fork!!!!!!!!!!!
ur momma so stupid she tried to steal a free sample!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur momma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the w’s!!!!!!!!
ur momma so poor she ahs to do driveby’s on the bus
ur momma so fat she has TB- two bellies
ur momma so stupid when she went by YMCA she thought they spelled Macy’s wrong!!!!
Xo bitches: betty |
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k8nsahanlaura on April 15, 2005 @ 6:52 am |
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yo mommas soooooo fat dat she frm BOTH sides of da family!!!! hehe! |
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A on April 15, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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Your mamma is so fat....damn |
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watford on April 17, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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ur mommas so fat that if she walks with dance shoes she finds oil on every step! |
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melvin on April 18, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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this ones good ur moms like a hat every wants to put there head in..............if u no what i mean |
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kev on April 19, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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ur mother is so fat, when she jumped off a plane in a yellow sout, everybody thought the sun was falling down |
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cellsminions on April 19, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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this website sucks, and the best ur mom joke i have is, ur moms so fat, that shes fat! |
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What's my name? on April 21, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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ahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahaha none of this sh!t is funny |
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tgh on April 22, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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this is fucking bad!! |
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nick on April 25, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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Ur momma is so fat that she had to be baptised at sea world |
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hay on April 26, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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these are retarded I didnt laugh at one they need to erase all these and come up with ones that can make people laugh |
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sexy bastard on April 26, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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ur mommas so fat i made a porno named around ur mamma in 80 days. ur all fucking retarted and i fucked all ur mammas. |
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amanda huginkiss on April 27, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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ur momma so fat her ceral bowl came with a lifeguard |
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joey on April 27, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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i smell like pee |
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aka princess on April 27, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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this shit is a wast of time seing this site should go to hell!!!!!!!!! o my rell name is crystal lol |
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princess on April 27, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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why in the hell did pepole come up with the dumist shit??????? who live in indianana pressss 777777777777 when u see this site and when u make a comment ok and will chat |
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princess on April 27, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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i got better things to do then read this shit like fucking parting!!!!!!!!!! woowoowowowowow hhohohohoh |
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crystal on April 28, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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this shit is fucked up my yahoo mesanger is akaprincess_711 tell me who u are and how u ya got my s/n befor u talk ot me ok!!!!!!! |
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lol on April 28, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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ur moomas brest milk is so old when she brest feed it s powerder ahahahah i cant bleaive iam doing this shit |
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PRINCESS on April 28, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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LOLoLoLoLoLoLoOlLlOLlLoLlOOoLlOOlOoOoOL this shit is soOoOoOoO FUNNIE not!!!!!!!!!! |
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qwikboy on April 29, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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UR MOMMAZ SO FAT WEN SHE PUT A YELLOW RIAN COAT ON AND WENT OUTSIDE SOME1 SHOUTED TAXI |
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qwik boy on April 29, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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ur moms a man |
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ur mom ate u on April 29, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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all this shit is fucked up...
geez i am i on this site
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princess on May 1, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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ur momma so stupid she was going to dinsey land that when she came to a sine that said dinsey land left the turn around and when alway home ahahahhahaahahahhaha no look how reatrerd kiiam djkvnjbsbjhnrtsjnfgxb nxbfg gb n df dfkjxf.vnbfgol |
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MikeHunt on May 2, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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your mommas so stupid she got locked in a convertable |
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thomas's mum on May 2, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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ur mum is soooo fat she makes free willy luk lyk a TIC TAC! |
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christopher gene fet on May 4, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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ur momma is s0o fat when she licked ur nuts i went 0o yes u lick my nuts |
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LiL_RoBiE@hOmE.cOm on May 29, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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ur mum iz so phat den wen she volunteered 2 clean da cages at da zoo ppl were gonna walk by and say LOOK AT DAT HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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simon on May 30, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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hello bastards n bitches im a muthafucka and i fucked all ur moms hahahahahahaha and ur alll my children ie.bastards |
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Jessica on May 31, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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ur momma’s house is so pathetic when i walked in a roach tripped me and a rat mugged me.. |
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Jessica on May 31, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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ur momma is so fat i showed her a picture of her feet and she couldnt Identify them |
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danuboy102@yahoo.com on May 31, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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Oh yeah?? Ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!! |
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danuboy102@yahoo.com on May 31, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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your momma is so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! |
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danuboy102@yahoo.com on May 31, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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i hate white ppl |
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 12:48 am |
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ur mommas like a stop sign shes on evry street corner |
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 12:49 am |
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ur momas like a doorknob evry body gets a turn
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redneck 97 on June 1, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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ur momaz like a tire u can use her till u run out of rubber
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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ur momas so stupid she stared a carton of ornge juice 4 20 minutes bcause it said concentrte
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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hey yall say ur mom and when they say u dont even no my mom say neither did ur dad
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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ur momas so ugly when she was born her mom said wat a treasure and her dad said ok lets go bury it |
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
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ur moms like weepin willow evrything hangs |
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redneck97 on June 1, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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ur mamaz like fog when she sits she down move |
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redneck97 on June 1, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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ur moms like a gabage disposal evrything can go in but nutin comes out
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joke master on June 1, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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sry 2 evry1s mom kinda not really well watevr
ur dicks like a rusty nail when it goes in it dont cum out
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hello on June 1, 2005 @ 1:04 am |
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nun |
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bradley on June 2, 2005 @ 7:28 am |
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yo moma is so stupid she go locked in a toilet and wet her self |
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ur moms lover on June 2, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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your daddys so ugly, he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. |
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ur dads lover on June 2, 2005 @ 11:35 pm |
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yo momma so stupid she put the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. |
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chris jericho on June 3, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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URE momma is so flat she is jealous of the wall!!! |
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Tantenia on June 7, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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Ur have a small head,
and im not talking about the one on ur shoulders |
| From: |
Tantenia on June 7, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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Girl: Have you ever seen the barcode on a condom?
Boy: No
Girl: Haha thats because you never had to pull it down that far |
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Tantenia on June 7, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me,
Suck me, fuck me, very slowly,
If you kiss me dont be hasty,
Use ur tongue and make it tasty |
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Dale on June 7, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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The stump that grew the wrong way
aka ( J.D.’s Mom ) |
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COREY on June 9, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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There are some jokes that r funny yet some r just plain stupid!!!!!! DUMB ASS
FUCKERS |
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LOLOLOL on June 11, 2005 @ 10:39 am |
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ur MOMMA SOE PHAT SHE SIT NEXT TO HERSELF IN CINEMA LOLOLOLOL |
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sucker on June 13, 2005 @ 3:34 am |
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ur momma ass is so fat that when she sat down she was 3 inches higher |
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aj.d on June 14, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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i think this is a stupid site but ya momma so poor she ate her cereal with a fork to save the milk. /´¯/)
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aj.d on June 14, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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u are at on June 15, 2005 @ 4:25 am |
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ur mommas so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck |
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THIS SUCKS on June 16, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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This is pathetically amazing......I found the most useless site ever created.
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PIMP of the year on June 16, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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yo bitch if you want to hear some (your mama) jokes come down to westside on friday |
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steph n rachel on June 17, 2005 @ 2:48 am |
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PENIS |
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jamie mann on June 18, 2005 @ 12:41 pm |
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yes this site is crap
i no
but hey if u cant beat em, join em
ur mommas so fat her belt size matches the equator
ur mommas so fat she has her pants made by the tent companies |
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ashley on June 19, 2005 @ 1:36 pm |
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u guys r hella dumb n must have nuthin else 2 do but right YO MOMMA joke.. dumbasses |
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Chloe n Amy!! on June 20, 2005 @ 5:42 am |
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Ney lads wana chat on msn add ellaxnxamy@msn.com !! ya gota b bad tho coz we dont do ugly fukers lmao!! Chloe AND Amy r sexi MANCHESTER bitches 2005!!!!!!!!! |
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master shake on June 20, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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Lets get off the momma jokes cuz i just got off yours |
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alex freedman on June 20, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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ur mommas so fat the only way to get her out of the doors is to grease them up and hold out a twinkie |
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alex freedman on June 20, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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ur mommas so fat she broke the branch on ur family tree |
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ass on June 22, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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ur when u took the skate board ur mom said don’t take the family car
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ur mom123 on June 27, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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like ma white hairy ass you nigga motha fuckers , u deserve to be hanged u black child malesters |
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ur mom123 on June 27, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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wat did the little black muthafucker get for his b day??? ur shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ur mom123 on June 27, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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kid i dont know: Hay whats hangin?
Me: The Niggas in my back yard |
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ur mom123 on June 27, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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i hate niggas if u dint notice |
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samuel on June 29, 2005 @ 11:06 am |
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your mum so dumb:she fell up the stairs xD
your mum so dumb she take 3 hours to watch 60 minutes xD
ur mum so fat she must work at a bakery cause she got a 12 pack of rollz =O
ur mum so fat the sun orbits her omg-omg
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| From: |
peiguy on September 24, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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your moms so fat i was fucking her last night i rolled over twice and i was still on the bitch |
| From: |
stryker on October 2, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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ur mama is soooo fat that the world REALLY DOES revolve around her |
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ur mama on October 4, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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ur mama is soo gay shes gay |
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