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Ur Mum so fat...
Posted by: Blingo on September 5, 2004 @ 5:39 pm
| Your mum so fat she has to wipe her ass with a mattress. |
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oscar on September 9, 2004 @ 9:49 pm |
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pretty good |
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moka on September 10, 2004 @ 12:41 am |
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your mum so fat, she eats the mattress after she wipes her ass on it |
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EMINEM on September 23, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
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Your mum so Fat she went swiming in the ocean and the wales sang we are famile me my brother sisters and me |
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beckie on October 3, 2004 @ 2:51 pm |
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ur momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out
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joke king on October 5, 2004 @ 11:42 am |
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ur mum so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed |
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White men on October 9, 2004 @ 8:58 am |
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ur mums like a phone she woz on virgin but now shes on pay as u go. |
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White men on October 9, 2004 @ 9:00 am |
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ur mums so fat wen she went 2 her frends party all her m8s fought she woz da bouncy castle |
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White men on October 9, 2004 @ 9:02 am |
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ur mums so fat she went to sisters r us and got a group discount. |
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White men on October 9, 2004 @ 9:03 am |
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ur mums so fat wen she got on da scales it sed one @ a time please |
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White men on October 9, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
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ur mums so fat after we had sex i rolled over twice and woz still on the bitch |
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the price is right on October 10, 2004 @ 2:48 am |
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you mums so fat her picture weighs 10kg |
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BROOKE WADE on October 10, 2004 @ 6:47 am |
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT FUNNY |
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cools on October 12, 2004 @ 2:38 am |
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bo’s mum is so fat she staved in macas |
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ur mum on October 13, 2004 @ 9:48 am |
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ur mum so fat she sat by everyone in class |
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baz on October 13, 2004 @ 10:04 am |
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your mums so fat i rolled over her in bed and burnt my ass on the lightbulb |
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john coles on October 14, 2004 @ 8:45 am |
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marks mum has a bucket she dround me!!! |
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daniel on October 14, 2004 @ 12:43 pm |
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ur mum is so old that when she tried to brest feed u the milk came out as powder :P |
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daniel on October 14, 2004 @ 12:44 pm |
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ur mums so dumb she got run over by a parked car :P |
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daniel on October 14, 2004 @ 12:45 pm |
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reply if u like my cusses and say wat 1 is betta 1 or 2 |
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kyle carter on October 15, 2004 @ 7:02 am |
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your mums so fat she was swimming in the ocean and the japps harpooned here |
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ur mum on October 15, 2004 @ 8:01 am |
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ur mum |
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abbey (smells) on October 15, 2004 @ 8:02 am |
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ur mums so fat she broke the toilet seat |
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sarah on October 15, 2004 @ 8:02 am |
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ur mums just fat |
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u r dum on October 17, 2004 @ 3:14 am |
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ur moms so fat cos when she steped in da elevator it drped to mars haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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sexi fuka on October 17, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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ur mums so dumb she climbed over a glass wall 2 c wat was on da oder side nd she is like a cheese burger full of fat and only 99p |
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your mother on October 17, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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I DISAGREE |
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i fuck sam on October 18, 2004 @ 4:53 am |
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this is bang |
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lisa on October 19, 2004 @ 12:35 am |
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ur mums so fat a picture os her fell off the wall
ur sistas so ugly if she woz a scarecrow the potatoes would run away
ur sistas so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a fork
ur sistas so ugly u have 2 tie a sausage around her neck just 2 get the dog 2 play with her
ur sistas so ugly wen she woz born ur mum sed oh wot a treasure nd ur dad sed yeah lets bury it
ur mums so dumb she sits in da tv nd watches da couch
ur mums so fat wen she goes into a restaurant she looks at the menu nd says okay |
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lisa on October 19, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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ur sistas soooooo god damn ugly she made an onion cry |
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lisa on October 19, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
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ne1 else hu on dis site rite me a note i wanna talk 2 u |
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lisa on October 19, 2004 @ 12:43 am |
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hey ani of u out there guys or girls do ani of u play vball ani of u goin 2 north islands in aux in bout 4/5 weeks?????
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kaiden on October 19, 2004 @ 1:03 am |
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hey i just wanna let everyone know that i love my baby girl tracey and i will always be here 4 u luv u heaps babe xoxoxo |
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jim on October 20, 2004 @ 1:03 pm |
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ur mums like a taxi the more she pays the further she goes |
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lisa on October 20, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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whos jim?
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black thong on October 21, 2004 @ 11:26 am |
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hi
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black thong on October 21, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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ur mom so fat ......................... i dont no shes just fat |
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black thong on October 21, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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ur mom so fat ......................... i dont no shes just fat |
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*.::.*LiSa*.::.* on October 21, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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AlL Of YoUr MoM’z ArE FaT...... ThEy StArVeD BeFoRe KFC BUGERKING AND MACDONALDZ WeRe InVeNtEd ! |
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paul edwards on October 21, 2004 @ 3:43 pm |
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your mumas so fat her school photo was an areal shot
your mumas so fat her breakfast bowl comes with its own life gaurd |
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ooooooo ur mom on October 21, 2004 @ 9:29 pm |
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your mom...thats it |
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oooo ur mom ..mike on October 21, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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oooo ur moma so fat when she sat on a rainbow she fell through |
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mike...ur mom on October 21, 2004 @ 9:35 pm |
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ur moms so ugly they filmed the movie gorrilas in the mist when she was in the shower |
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ooo ur mom on October 21, 2004 @ 9:37 pm |
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yo moma so bald i can read her mind
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ooo ur mom on October 21, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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your moms are sooooooo fat when i walked my cow she ate it
...i no its dum |
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oooo ur mom on October 21, 2004 @ 10:02 pm |
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ur moms so ugly when she went to japan every 1 started screeming GODZILA!!!!!!!!! |
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nathan on October 23, 2004 @ 6:32 am |
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your mums ugly she ws the one who made michael jackson white.
your mums so fat she got baptised in sea world.
your mums so fat her picture weights 5 stone.
your mums so god dam ugly they put her face on the front of nukes.
your mums so fat she walked passed the t.v i missed the olympics.
ur so poor the bugluars broke in and left so money.
ur mums so ugly they have to put her face on pay per view.
ur mums so ugly when she looked out the window she got arresed for indesiont exsposer |
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jacki n hayley on October 23, 2004 @ 3:18 pm |
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ur mum is so fat people run round her 4 exersise
ur mum is so fat she uses a paint roller to put her lippy on
ur mum is so fat wen she went out in a yellow coat every1 ws shouting taxi
ur so ugly coz wen ur mum gave birth to u the docta slapped ur mum
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knuckles on October 24, 2004 @ 10:11 am |
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anyone on now
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knuckles on October 24, 2004 @ 10:15 am |
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ther r 2 vampire bats in ther tree house and 1 says im hungry im goin lookin 4 food cums bak 30 mins l8r with blood all over his face and his m8 goes where did u get that from he goes i will show u opens the door and goes u walk down that path over the fence u see that lampost well i dident |
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knuckles on October 24, 2004 @ 10:33 am |
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your mums so bald, when you rub her head you can see into the future |
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knuckles on October 24, 2004 @ 10:35 am |
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ur mums so poor when i seen her kickin a can down da street i asked wot she’s doin and she replied movin house. |
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josh on October 24, 2004 @ 3:15 pm |
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your mum is sooo dumb she climbed ova a glass wall 2 see wot was on da ova side |
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josh on October 24, 2004 @ 3:18 pm |
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your mum is sooo dumb she thought nickle bak was a refund |
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josh on October 24, 2004 @ 3:21 pm |
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your mum is sooo dumb she starved in tesco |
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clodene and g on October 24, 2004 @ 5:59 pm |
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ur mums so fat wen she wore stilatos they turned in to flip flops lol |
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ur mu iz a ho on October 25, 2004 @ 11:40 am |
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ur mum fell dawn the hill and eva1 said just kep roling |
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sans Sense of humor on October 26, 2004 @ 2:59 am |
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Who the @#$* decides how many stars a joke receives?!? All of the jokes that have 5 stars SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!! |
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UR MUM IS V NICE on October 26, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
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Yo mamma so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas!!! :P |
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rianna on October 27, 2004 @ 5:41 am |
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your mum is so hairy , the ends of her nipple has afrow
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dex & ry on October 29, 2004 @ 1:43 pm |
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your mums so poor she cant afford 2 pay atention |
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ciaran on October 29, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
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your mum is so fat she sells shade in the summa |
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bad boy on October 29, 2004 @ 7:58 pm |
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ur mums so fat shes on both sides of da family |
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big up london blad on October 29, 2004 @ 8:00 pm |
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ur mums sucks dick like a lollipop in out in out twist |
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big up london!! on October 29, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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cant any1 fink of any new jokes u lot all suck ballbags |
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Insulted mother on October 30, 2004 @ 7:11 am |
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U boys DISGUST me!!!
Im calling your mother
yer
shes so fat when she sits around the house she really does sit around the house |
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sam on November 2, 2004 @ 4:48 am |
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seb is a wanker! u knowz it
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crazy T on November 2, 2004 @ 12:17 pm |
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i’ve heard all of these and their all off the internet and most of them are crap!!!!!! yer dats wat i said their crap!!! |
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Big Boy on November 3, 2004 @ 10:00 am |
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Your Granny’s so old wen she farts dust comes out |
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ya mum on November 3, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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ya mums like a hardware shop 5p a screw |
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ya mum on November 3, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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you were born on the motorway thats were most acidents happen |
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mike hunt on November 6, 2004 @ 9:01 am |
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ur mums so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
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chuck on November 6, 2004 @ 12:15 pm |
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ur so much of a peadophile u put michael jackson out of buisness |
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c.J. on November 6, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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ur moms so fat when she went to the movie theatres she sat next to everyone
ur moms so fat she would have been in E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse
ur moms so fat when she wore a red dress in the summer all the kids screamed Kool Aid! Kool Aid!
ur moms so dumb she thought Dunkin’ Donuts is a Basketball team |
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c.J. on November 6, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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ur moms so fat when she went to the movie theatres she sat next to everyone
ur moms so fat she would have been in E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse
ur moms so fat when she wore a red dress in the summer all the kids screamed Kool Aid! Kool Aid!
ur moms so dumb she thought Dunkin’ Donuts is a Basketball team |
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Daniel Owens on November 10, 2004 @ 6:49 am |
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your mum is so fat when she went out in high heels she came back in flipflops |
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lambo on November 10, 2004 @ 12:21 pm |
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maccas mar an a potnoodle |
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george on November 11, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
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your mumz so fat she turned the millenium dome upside down to bath in |
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rosie is da buffest on November 11, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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your mum’s so dum she thought your dad was the car |
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UR MOMMA (JEZ) on November 12, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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UR MOMMAZ SO DUM SHES TELLIN THIS JOKE |
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j.p.s on November 13, 2004 @ 3:18 am |
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ur mums so fat tht wen she got run over by a bus she sed hoo through tht
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GRACIE on November 14, 2004 @ 5:37 am |
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YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT SHE MAKES A WHALE LOOK LIKE A TIC TAC |
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unknown on November 16, 2004 @ 10:34 am |
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ur mom so dumm she thought she got ran over by a parked car |
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c.J on November 16, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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ur moms so dumb she ordered a cheeseburger with no cheese!
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marcus on November 18, 2004 @ 5:41 pm |
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Steves mum is a fat hoe |
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Ashley james on November 19, 2004 @ 9:47 am |
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ur mum so fat when she step on the scales it sed to be continued.
she step on the scales and it sed i want ur weight not ur fone number |
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GRACIE <3 on November 19, 2004 @ 12:06 pm |
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UR MOMMA IS LIKE A TV SET SHE GETS TURNED ON BY BLACK NOBS!
AND
UR MOMMAS LIKE A TV SET EVEN A 3 YEAR OLD CAN TURN ERE ON! |
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50 cent on November 19, 2004 @ 5:12 pm |
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u ar crap i got one do
ur mums like a petrol pump i pay she pumps
ur moms like a rugbyball everyone can hav a try |
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aaron jack and de on November 19, 2004 @ 5:35 pm |
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ur mums so fat i shot er last centuary and the bullet is still travelling through her
ur mums like a golf course balls keep goin in and out
ur mums so fat they took a pic of her feet and it couldnt be idetified
ur mums so fat she sat on the rainbow and it turned into a macdonald sign
shes big shes round she shouldnt bounce on the ground its ur mum
ur mums so dum she went into sainsburys bought a jam donut and complained it was bleedin
ur mums so fat she cant run without rollin on er belly
ur mums tits r so saggy she cant run without treadin on them |
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Jamie-Leigh on November 20, 2004 @ 11:12 am |
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Your mum’s so fat she need a map to find her own arse hole! lol |
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danny boi on November 20, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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ur mum so ugly she blends in with the pakistani cricket team |
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ya mum on November 21, 2004 @ 5:04 am |
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hello any 1 on rite now if so write back
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ya mum on November 21, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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hello
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Selena & Crissey on November 25, 2004 @ 11:11 pm |
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hey i think some of these jokes are really funny and other just should not be on here.; but hey everyone has their own opions rights well this is just mine. but to all the ones who wrote these thanks for a good laugh we had fun reading these. would really like to talk to you peole
on msn messenger so please IM me here is my name selena or crissey
Everyones moms so fat it took her a bus and two trains to get down the street!!!!
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07832244651 on November 26, 2004 @ 8:38 pm |
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all fit boiz call me and ask to speak to shannon (thats me) and den we can meet up maybe |
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mike on November 29, 2004 @ 11:00 am |
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ur mom is so fat..... i had to run over her the other day cus i didnt have enough petrol to go around her
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Gary B on December 2, 2004 @ 9:29 am |
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Al your mums are fat and crippled
Your mums so fat that smaller fat people orbit her |
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Gary B on December 2, 2004 @ 9:30 am |
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your mum is so fat that she uses a double decker bus to wnank her self off |
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Gary B on December 2, 2004 @ 9:32 am |
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you mum is so fat and dumb she thought the london eye was a doughnut and eat it
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I know where u live. on December 3, 2004 @ 4:59 am |
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ur mums so dumb she ate her own dog and thought it was the dog across the street |
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saz on December 3, 2004 @ 6:19 pm |
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your ma is so thick that she got locked in a bed store n slept on da floor |
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Hazan on December 4, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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Your mums teeth is so yellow that when she wakes up in the morning, and when she opens her mouth the sun comes out. |
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ryda on December 5, 2004 @ 12:47 pm |
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danny boi so ugly he went in2 the ugly contest and day said sorry no proffesionls
he’s so ugly i put his face in dough and made gorrila cookies |
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bridget on December 6, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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your so ugly you made an onion cry
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jj on December 7, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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ya moms so fat she made a whale look like a tictac
ya mom so fat she sunk titanic |
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mayhem on December 8, 2004 @ 11:53 am |
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youre mum is sooooooooo ugaly when she sore ailens they said youre part of us |
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myhem on December 8, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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youre mum is soooooooooo ugaly when she kicked the ball the ball said i have had enough bye bye |
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Sonny B on December 10, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice
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james on December 12, 2004 @ 9:39 am |
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your mum’s so fat she uses diet soap |
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AJ on December 12, 2004 @ 9:42 am |
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YOUR MUM’S SOFT HER PICTURETAKES TWO FRAMES |
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swift on December 12, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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your mum is so old she went gang banging with the hebrews
your mum is so ugly when she went to the shops a load of rats started singing we are family
ur mum is so fat her breast milk wen it eventually comes out it comes out in cheese
ur mum is like a mc donalds big mac full of shit full of cheese full of fat and only 99p |
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nikki and lisa on December 13, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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these cusses are sooooo shit. listen rite!!!!! all ur mums are fat GET ME?????
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lady_pink on December 14, 2004 @ 2:21 pm |
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ur mum is so dumb she brought a toilet seat and took it back because it had a whole init
some of these jokes are nang |
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ya mum on December 14, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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ur mum is so fat she needs a shuvel 2 find her pussy! |
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2 pac on December 14, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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ya mum is so fat that she gets lifted out of her house by a crane
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alex chanel danny on December 17, 2004 @ 8:57 am |
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your mums so old i slaped her back and her tits fell off |
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alex chanel danny on December 17, 2004 @ 9:00 am |
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your mums like a second hand bike evryone has had a go |
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Luca on December 17, 2004 @ 7:56 pm |
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Why have Jewish Peeps Got Such Big Noses..Er Blad Cos Da Airs Fr££
Fukn English Batty Bois Finkn Der Bare Hard...Der Nufn But Tard Il Batta Dem In Der Yard
Italians Nd Spanish Rule
U CNT CUSS SPAIN COS MOST OF U BATTY ENGLISH PEEPS GO DER EVERY YEAR NDD FUKNN CALL UR SELVES X PATZ
PHH PUSSY OLES |
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granny fanny on January 16, 2005 @ 8:46 am |
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ya moms so hairy shes got afros on her nipples
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silky johnson on January 16, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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your mommas so fat when she walks around with high heels, she hits oil |
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silky johnson on January 16, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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your moms so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone
shes so stupid, she tried to cheat an iq test
theres nothing i can say about your mom that hasnt been said about afghanistan, she looks bombed out and depleted
she so ugly when she goes to the bank, they turn off the cameras
when she was born the doctor didnt kmnow which end to slap
she so fat she changed her name to lunch
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y man on January 20, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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one time i went to hell but god sent me back remeber u also went only u got sent back because ur so damn fat
to danny boi
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jose juarez on January 25, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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ur so dum that they stole ur drugs and u reported it to the cops |
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bob marley on February 12, 2005 @ 10:16 am |
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ure momma so fat wen she went 2 da zoo they thought she was a hippo. |
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sonny bill williams on February 16, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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all ur mammas r ugly they got arresed 4 lookin out da window ur mammas so black she got marked absent at nite skol |
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mymammaa is so fat on February 17, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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ALLL UR CUSSES ARE SO DRY THAT EVEN E45 DIDN’T WORK!!! |
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Nij 101 on February 18, 2005 @ 6:30 am |
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ill fuk u up jus like ali g
ill suck ur mums hairy punnani
ill tke u 2 da crossroads jus like kenzie
so everybody jus shush
ill do u like osama did bush
ill make u look silly jus like mr been
o and jus 1 thing,,im only 13
how du feel gettin done like dat
y not go out and buy a stupid hairy cat
o and while ur there go pick up ur mum,,
u no da dog..da dumb 1
well im out u were 2 easy
i messed u up jus like a b c d |
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Nij 101 on February 18, 2005 @ 6:31 am |
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ill fuk u up jus like ali g
ill suck ur mums hairy punnani
ill tke u 2 da crossroads jus like kenzie
so everybody jus shush
ill do u like osama did bush
ill make u look silly jus like mr been
o and jus 1 thing,,im only 13
how du feel gettin done like dat
y not go out and buy a stupid hairy cat
o and while ur there go pick up ur mum,,
u no da dog..da dumb 1
well im out u were 2 easy
i messed u up jus like a b c d |
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sam on February 23, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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your teeth are so yellow, that i can’t believe its not butter |
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james...yer da cool1 on April 8, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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your mum is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
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sebastion wigely on April 12, 2005 @ 4:46 am |
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sam ward , benjaminge dearing are wanker from newcastle emlyn |
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mo on May 1, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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ur mum iz so ugly ur grandma threw her out of da house she got charged for littering
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leanna n sam on June 15, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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oi bruv all yuz lot need 2 get sum beta rinses boi der all so *£%^
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emma louise beeby on June 15, 2005 @ 10:12 am |
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my mum is so ugly ma nan dint no weva 2 kool her andrea or swamp thing
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leanna n sam on June 15, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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ur dad is soo stupid dat he took a ruler to bed to c ow long he slept for
ur mums soo stupid she sent me a fax and tryed to put a stamp on it
ur dads so stupid dat if brains wer dynamite he’d just av enuf to blow his nose bruv
ur mums sooo stupid she tryed to frow a bird of a cliff
ur mums so fat i saw her in a magazine n she was on pages 4,5,6,7 and 8!
ur mums so fat she has to grease her hands to get in her pockets
ur mums so fat wen she got off the merry go round the horse was limpin for a week
ur nans so fat she has to put her belt on wiv a boomerang
ur mums so fat dat wen she goz to da zoo the elephants throw her the peanuts
All the restausants in town have signs that say maximum occupancy: 240 PATRONS or YOUR MUM
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| From: |
leanna n sam on June 15, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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throw sum bk at us bruv we can go on all day mate! |
| From: |
rich beki & cristi on July 2, 2005 @ 7:17 am |
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ya mom is soooooooo fat you have to take a train and 4 buses to get round her
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| From: |
RaChIe FrM dA bLk on July 2, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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o0o0o0o0o we got sum good 1’s ere ye bu nuttin beats my cuss
your mums so desperate i saw her doing press ups in a cucumber field
( 4 YaLl Hu gET dAt 1 iTs ClAsSic LoL )
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.
lol c ya l8r ppl keep on cussin MwAh LuV yA xXx |
| From: |
RaChIe FrM dA bLk on July 2, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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o0o0o0o0o we got sum good 1’s ere ye bu nuttin beats my cuss
your mums so desperate i saw her doing press ups in a cucumber field
( 4 YaLl Hu gET dAt 1 iTs ClAsSic LoL )
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.
lol c ya l8r ppl keep on cussin MwAh LuV yA xXx |
| From: |
bad boi jay on July 3, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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your mums tits r so hairy we all thougt they were coconuts |
| From: |
bad boi jay on July 3, 2005 @ 6:06 am |
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your mums so old she use 2 bang hebrews |
| From: |
bad boi jay on July 3, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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your mums so old she took her drivers licence on a dinosaur
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| From: |
bati man on July 3, 2005 @ 6:10 am |
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i am black your blick go get a pussy 2 lic
please dont tell me u prefer dick u fucking prick |
| From: |
mark on July 3, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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to
jack philips
your mums so sluty she’s like a petrol station
I pay she pumps |
| From: |
SPYDA on July 5, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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YOUR MUMS SO POOR HER FRONT DOOR LEADS TO HER BACK GARDEN |
| From: |
SWEET DEVIL on July 5, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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YOUR MUMS UGLY |
| From: |
CUL ANGEL on July 5, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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EVERY TIME U TURN AROUND ITS URE B-DAY |
| From: |
Tina on July 5, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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your mommos so fat when i finieshed fucking her i had to roll over 3 time to get of the bicth |
| From: |
tina on July 5, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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your mommas so old the milk in her tits have turned to cheese
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| From: |
Fatist on July 5, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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Ur mums so fat shes got more chins then a chinese phone book |
| From: |
Fatist on July 5, 2005 @ 3:51 pm |
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Ur mums so fat that when she stepped on the scales she saw her mobile number
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| From: |
Ben dover on September 23, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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tell your mums to stop changing there lipstick cos my dicks like a rainbow lol |
| From: |
e.ran on September 23, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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ur mum is so dumb she sat on da t.v and watch da chaer hahahah |
| From: |
aka funni man on September 23, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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ur mum so fat it took me a 2 plans 5 bus and a 1000 mile walk 2 get around da bitch
lol hahahah |
| From: |
teri ma di.... on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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ur mum is so dumb yeh. it took er 3 years 2 give birth 2 u |
| From: |
josh albo on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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liams mum is so fat when i turned over i burned my ass on the lightbulb |
| From: |
benz jamin on September 23, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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your mammas iz so lanky when she did a cart wheel she kicked jesus in the face |
| From: |
Angie on September 23, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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Ur mom’s so fat that when she went out wearing a yellow raincoat, all the little kids were shouting, "The bus is here, the bus is here!" |
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yo uo on September 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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i am da cooles c i can spell losers |
| From: |
big fat rastafarian on October 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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your moms so stupid she hid behind da window |
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