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jo mama is so fat
Posted by: kg on September 16, 2004 @ 3:37 pm
jo mama is so fat she can get on an air ballon and it serves her as under wear
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shbigbuck on September 17, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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yer moma is so fat when it comes to sex even the michelin man said he was out of rubbers |
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SEAN on September 18, 2004 @ 1:20 pm |
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THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKIN FUNNY JOKE |
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hard snapper on September 18, 2004 @ 2:34 pm |
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yo mama so them fat it took your fathern a month to lift her belly to find the pussy |
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seamus k. on September 19, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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yo mamma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale |
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sheldon frum h-towwn on September 22, 2004 @ 6:55 pm |
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crack me up! |
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hd on September 25, 2004 @ 1:18 pm |
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fuck you fuck you and fuck you im out! |
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kkay222@aol.com on September 28, 2004 @ 9:18 am |
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your mama is so fat she is both sides of the family |
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??? on September 29, 2004 @ 9:42 pm |
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Yal are some dumbass people, learn how to spell ,and get a fuckin life! |
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??? on September 29, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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Yal are some dumbass people, learn how to spell ,and get a fuckin life! |
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???? on oct 3, 2004 on October 3, 2004 @ 3:49 pm |
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yo mama is so fat .........she’s just fat |
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summer on October 6, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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Your fat |
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summer on October 6, on October 12, 2004 @ 12:23 pm |
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dusch bag |
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summer on October 6, on October 12, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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pinshe gringos |
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bbj on October 13, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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Yo mamma is so fat, i rolled over, and rolled over again and i still wasn’t off the bitch! |
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D'NUTS on October 13, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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yOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE IS JUST FAT |
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brittany on October 18, 2004 @ 6:06 pm |
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your mama is so stupid she tryed dailing 911 on the microwave |
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SLim on October 24, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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your mama’s so fat, she takes up her own area code |
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Bob_The_Builder on October 27, 2004 @ 6:29 pm |
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JO MAMA’S LIKE RAILROAD TRACKS.... SHE GETS LAID ALL OVER THE COUNTRY |
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3241 on October 27, 2004 @ 8:19 pm |
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you mama so fat her strech maks spell her name ............BIG bitch |
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JOe mama on October 29, 2004 @ 9:17 pm |
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Your mama so black when i was on the plane it looked like there was pepsi spilled in there |
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BIG MAMA on October 29, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
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YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE GOES TO THE SUPER MARKET AND THINKS ALL THE FOOD IS SAMPLES........ |
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josh on November 4, 2004 @ 9:10 pm |
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your mamma is so fat she has to use 5 dildoes
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jj on November 6, 2004 @ 11:50 pm |
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jo mama is so stupid when she saw an yellow jacket she said TAXI |
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over the rainbow on November 9, 2004 @ 1:29 pm |
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your mama is so0o0 fat when she went swimmin the ocean the whales started singin wwe are family! |
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keondiego@hotmail.co on November 10, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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jo mama is so fat she stole a free sample
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JoSchmo on November 12, 2004 @ 8:00 pm |
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asspie is sooooo fat he has his own gravitational pull |
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nicolebritt on November 27, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
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yor so not funny.....................your jus not funny
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bob on November 29, 2004 @ 11:19 am |
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go suck a dick people |
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carlos on December 1, 2004 @ 10:30 pm |
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yo mama so fat wen they went to a resturant they had to enstal spead bumps |
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lavaboy on December 2, 2004 @ 9:16 pm |
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u mom so fat and blak wen she jumped into a pool it looked like a oil spill |
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assboy on December 2, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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jo momo so fat oh i forgot u dont got a mama |
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assboy on December 2, 2004 @ 9:19 pm |
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jo momo so fat oh i forgot u dont got a mama |
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bitch mama on December 2, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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joemama so fat went to k.f. and they said what size of buket do u want ? she said the one one the roof |
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big mac and cheese b on December 2, 2004 @ 9:22 pm |
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jo mama so fat she hhhhhhhhhuuugggggeeeeee
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kickin it sally on December 3, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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yo mama is old her breast milk is powdered! |
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nice on December 7, 2004 @ 1:29 pm |
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nice |
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shweet on December 7, 2004 @ 4:29 pm |
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youn all suck
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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yo momma is so fat she triped over walmart target and landed on menards |
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:08 pm |
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yo momma is so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the bathroom scale
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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yo momma is so ugly when she went to the zoo every 1 thout the monkeys excaped |
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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i dont mean 2 b mean but yo momma needs listerine not a sip not a swollow but the whole dang bottle |
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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yo momma is so fat she makes godzilla look like a action figure |
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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ut momma is so dumb she put a peek hole on a glass door |
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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yo momma is so hairy when she takes a bath she uses a bottle of shampoo on just 1 leg |
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tony stahl on December 12, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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ur momma is so fat when she puts on a yellow shirt all the kids thout the bus was coming |
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danny k on December 14, 2004 @ 6:34 am |
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it was crap |
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big pimp on December 14, 2004 @ 10:00 am |
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yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyo mama is so fat that your fat bitch |
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crazy kidd on December 14, 2004 @ 10:03 am |
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your moma is like a nail she is always geting hammered |
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Lil one on December 14, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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~ Your moma is so fat she climed up a tree and fell down and went straight to hell.
~ Your moma is so fat i was fucking her i rolled three times and i was still one the bitch. |
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The DUde on December 15, 2004 @ 7:08 pm |
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This joke is Fuckin CRAP!!!!!!!!! |
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big fucker on December 19, 2004 @ 3:22 pm |
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com fuck me |
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jamie on December 21, 2004 @ 6:55 pm |
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yo moma is like a vacum she sucks and dlos at the same time |
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lance goree on December 22, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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youe momma is so dumb she went to go right a research paper on a calculater |
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jezz on December 30, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
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why do u all av 2 sware so much cant u just type in jokes but funny ones????? |
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SUPERSTAR on December 30, 2004 @ 7:59 pm |
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JOMAMA SO POOR SHE HAD TO TELL LITTLE BRO/SIS THAT SANTA DIE! |
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DIT on February 11, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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Your moma is so fat she had to shave her legs with the lawnmower!
Your moma is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
Your moma is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application!
Your moma is so stupid she blinked and got lost!
Your moma is so stupid she failed a blood test!
Your moma is so poor she cant even pay attention!
Your moma is so poor she was diging in a trash can and sumone asked what are you doing and she said i am Christmas shopping!
Your moma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street and sumone asked what are you doing and she said i am moving!
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sweety on February 12, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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your mamas so stupid when she stuck a battery up her butt she said "I GOT THE POWER".
your mamas so fat she stuck a cell-phone up her butt and said "BOOTIE CALLS".
your mamas so fat when she sat on the rainbow she poped out SKITTLES. |
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nick on February 14, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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you moma so stupid she thought taco bell was a phone servers |
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tj on February 14,05 on February 14, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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yo mama is so fat that when she saw a bus go by she thought that it was a big twinke and sarted running after it. |
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your dream on February 18, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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your mama is so fat that when she was in shool she sat next to everybody! |
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MaGicSTick101 on February 20, 2005 @ 3:10 am |
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THis is yo mama talkin biatch |
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i m god-like on February 20, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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bubble-trumps! |
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Spucular Hamtasm on February 20, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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I no wanna talk to u no more, u animal food-trough-wiper, you second-hand electric donkey-bottom biter!! I fart in your general direction! Ur mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!!!!
P.S.- Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! |
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Billy-Sue on February 20, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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I SHALL RAPE YOUR MOTHER’S NOSTRILS!!!!!!!!!! |
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Paddy O'Furniture on February 20, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Your grammar appalls me! A leprechaun taught me the art o’ readin’ when I was but a bonnie wee lad. Now if ye don’t stop with yer shenanigans, I’ll come over there an’ beat ye with me shillelagh til ye’ve got shamrocks comin’ out o’ yer arse!!!!!! |
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joey on February 20, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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jo mamma’s so fat she went on the Atkins Diet! |
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you on April 11, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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pl |
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danny on May 14, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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your mama so fat she got on a sckal and it said one at a time |
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nick.s on May 19, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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jo mama so fat that when she put on a tootoo i thoguh i saw saturn |
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nick.s on May 19, 2005 @ 6:29 pm |
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jo mama so fat that when she put on a tootoo i thoguh i saw saturn |
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felix domingez on July 3, 2005 @ 2:25 am |
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yo mamma is so fat when she got on a scale it said to be contiued. yo mamma is like a rhino she is fat and always horney. |
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adam on July 3, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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Fuck allthese jokes.They are so funny |
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mamita on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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hey this i for everybody tell your dad that it is over because it never worked out!!!! |
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who cares on September 23, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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Your mama is so stupid she stole free bread |
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