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Your mamma’s so fat 2
Posted by: Brooke Wade on October 10, 2004 @ 6:29 am
| Your mamma’s so fat, that when she gets on the bus, she gets on the bus! |
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Doosh on October 11, 2004 @ 4:54 pm |
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1972 called it wants its joke back |
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delon on October 12, 2004 @ 3:37 pm |
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that sucks |
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person on October 13, 2004 @ 2:57 am |
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THATS IS SOO FUNNI nah seriously thats pretty good |
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kevin b on October 16, 2004 @ 12:22 pm |
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HEY BROOKE, nice try , but stick to your day job, and remember to check the bottom of all the glasses. thanks |
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danny g on October 17, 2004 @ 9:17 am |
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don’t quit ur day job m8!! |
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Johnny on October 18, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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IiLL FUCKING KILL UR GRANNY, U gasy shit, and that joke was drier than a somalians lips!! |
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hytgtyg on October 19, 2004 @ 4:32 pm |
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this is bull shit
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lil player on October 20, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
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that joke wazz the lamest shit i have ever heard!!!! |
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charlie marshall on November 12, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA What the fuk am i laughin at
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ali bali on November 20, 2004 @ 12:03 pm |
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dont quit ur dayjob hen
here is some real jakes ur mammas so fat she uses a hulahoop as a belly button ring |
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Sexi Abbie on November 24, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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hey all sexy boys add me lilmisscheeykbitch_03@hotmail.com....
UR MOMMA WAS SOO FAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHPUTED TAXI! okay soo rlei not funny lol xx |
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Lauren G. on November 24, 2004 @ 10:18 pm |
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this will put all those suck ass joke 2 shame!!
ur mamma so fat that when she sat on a rainbow....skittles popped out!haha wat now??
ur mamma so fat that she has 2 use a VCR 4 a beeper!!!! haha yea u like that???? |
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Lauren G on November 24, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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ur mamma so fat that whenever a big yellow truck drives by she goes "some 1 stop that twinkie!!!"
ur mamma’s so fat that whenever she turns around ppl throw her a welcome bac party!!
ur mama’s so fat that when she weighs herself the scale says "2 b continued"
ur mama’s so fat that she jumped up in 2 the air n got stuck!!
ur mama’s so fat that when God said let there b light he had 2 ask her 2 move! |
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steven gh on December 22, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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that was one of the stupidest jokes that i have ever heard |
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brian on December 22, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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your mamma so dumb, she thought Subway made trains. |
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this guy on December 22, 2004 @ 9:24 pm |
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your mamma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family." |
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boy on December 22, 2004 @ 9:25 pm |
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hiiiiiii |
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new kid on the block on December 24, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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your mamma so short when she jumped off the curb she almost commietted suisuide. haha!! |
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Jeremy Browder on December 25, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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ur mamma is so ulgy, when its september peple think its hollween |
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Smartass on December 27, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
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Whoever you are you are a stupid retarded piece of shit who doesn’t know how to tell a fucking funny joke retarded bastard.
Here is one for you dumb ass.
this man goes to the doctor for a physical, the doctor say’s everything is normal. Then he asked the guy to show him his balls, the man did and the doctor said yuk you have the filthiest balls I have ever seen it is a major health risk I can not approve your physical. So the man goes home to his wife and says honey we need to talk, the wife says I can not talk right now I have been so busy I haven’t had time to wipe my ass, he said that is what we need to talk about.
now that is a funny joke you stupid bastard. |
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DUMB JOKES on December 30, 2004 @ 7:45 am |
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NOW THAT JOKE IS JUST FUCKING STUPID, YOU ARE THE RATARDED BASTARD, SO YOU ASWELL, KEEP YOUR DAY JOB!!!!! |
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DAN on January 1, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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LUAREN G, UR JOKES SUCK A** THERE SO 1800 |
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jake on February 12, 2005 @ 3:07 am |
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tika tika tika tika..........squirt!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .......... btw ur joke sux dik |
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i had sex on February 12, 2005 @ 3:12 am |
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haha read ma name b-e-a-utiful works nicley ahhhhh sooo....
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chingching on February 14, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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your mamma is so UGLY when ever she goes to the washroom she scares the SHIT out of the tolit . |
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poop on February 14, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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ur jokes suck wannabe commedians a!@# holes F!@$ u muter F!@#ers |
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poop on February 14, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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ur jokes suck wannabe commedians a!@# holes F!@$ u muter F!@#ers |
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baby on February 26, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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you guys need to get a life
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baby on February 26, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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you guys need to get a life
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Yo mamma.com on April 1, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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your mammas so ugly that when she went to the beauticians it took 3 hours for an estimate
your mammas so dumb, that she went to disney land, and the sign at a fork in the road said ’disney land - left’ so she went home
your mammas so fat her school photo was an ariel shot
your mammas so fat her cerial bowl needs a life guard
your mammas so old, when i told her to act her own age, she died
some bad ass jokes 4 yall |
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yomamma.com on April 1, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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why did the koala fall out the tree
because it was dead
why did the tree fall down
because the koala forgot to let go |
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yo mamma.com on April 1, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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lads, why are you are you even reading this, the real joke is in your pants |
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D-Block354 on April 6, 2005 @ 9:42 am |
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your feet smell wild cat shit |
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MandM on April 6, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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Dude grow up if I wanted to hear that bull shit id go to my next family reounon. |
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to steele on April 9, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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yeah your jokes are good but the thing is that you need to come up with new ones queit getting them out of the old joke books.
if you drink get drunk and fall off a cliff |
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latin luv on April 15, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she plays pool with the 9 planets
yo mamma so fat that she had to marry king kong
yo mamma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass aND YELLED I GOT THE POWER
yo mamma so fat she mistakend a school bus far a twinkiny and said hay wheres the cream filling noe thats the stuff hosties
yo mamma so fat she takes showers in the ocean
yo mamma so fat i rolled over 300 times and i was still on that bitch
yo mamma pussys so hairy when i walked in the house i got rug burned
your mamma so pore when u picked up a rock you mom said put it down we cant afford it
your mamma so pore when u were walking down the street you looked a t a car and your mom said dont look at it we cant afford it
your mamma so pore when i rang the door bell the toilet flushed
your mamma so pore when i asked her whats for lunch she went to the cabinet grabbed her shot gun and said the next cracker to step in line |
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Lee Robin Kaipat on April 28, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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Here are a few...
1. Your Mama so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.
2. Your Mama so fat, when she got stabbed she bleed out Ragu.
3. Your Mama so fat, when she sweat...she sweat out Crisco Oil.
4. Your Mama so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil.
5. Your mama so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Finally Your mama is sooo old she babysat Adam & Eve. |
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josh on May 6, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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you are so fat you have to make fun of fat people for being to skiny! |
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Greylene on May 12, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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This joke shouldn’t even be a joke to your mum... !!!
It just makes fat people look bad than they are !!! |
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jhonny on May 13, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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Your neighbor is so fat when she sat on the toilet she put chairs next to it for her buttcheeks! |
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cool person on May 27, 2005 @ 4:14 am |
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try to beat these assholes
yo mama so fat we had to jog around her 4 excersise
yo mama so fat when she went in the ocean spain claimed her a new world
yo mama so fat she put on lipstick with a paintroller
yo mama so fat she would have been in et riding on the bike over the the moon but she caused a fuckin eclipse
yo mama so nasty even ozzy ozbourne refused to bite her fuckin heead off
try to beat those dumbasses
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candace on June 3, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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you know that is bout the dumest i have ever heared i mean see ur momma being so fat that the eqater is her belt. gosh. get better jokes. i know my story is dumb but im still mad about my boyfriend dumping me just cuz im in 7th grade and supposed to be in eigth and he says he cant go out wit me cuz i am in 7th SUPPOSED TO BE IN EIGHT. srry bout that i just had to tell the whole world.
srrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lol |
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ms. lonely on June 3, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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Ur momma so fat she sat on a nintendo 64 and it turned into a gameboy.
ur mamma so fat that every time she did jumping jaks that every time there was an earth quake.
ur mamma so fat that everytime she looked in a mirror that she could only see her face.
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the road and i tried to swerve around but i ran out of gas.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
at |
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ms. lonely on June 3, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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Ur momma so fat she sat on a nintendo 64 and it turned into a gameboy.
ur mamma so fat that every time she did jumping jaks that every time there was an earth quake.
ur mamma so fat that everytime she looked in a mirror that she could only see her face.
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the road and i tried to swerve around but i ran out of gas.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
at |
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ms. lonely on June 3, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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Ur momma so fat she sat on a nintendo 64 and it turned into a gameboy.
ur mamma so fat that every time she did jumping jaks that every time there was an earth quake.
ur mamma so fat that everytime she looked in a mirror that she could only see her face.
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the road and i tried to swerve around but i ran out of gas.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
at |
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candace is ms.lonely on June 3, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. |
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nunya on June 16, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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you guys need to come up with some good jokes
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sammi! on September 23, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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yOuR MAmA sO ThAt wEn sHe wEnT ThE ThE MoViEs sHe sAt nExt TO eVErYONE!!!
that is what icall i gud joke!!!! |
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zach on October 1, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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ur mumma so poor she kickin a can down the street i asked wat she was doing and she said movin
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