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Your momma is super fat.
Posted by: Jessie on October 19, 2004 @ 1:18 pm
Your momma is so fat,she sat on a quarter and a booger poped out of
George Bushes nose. |
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tom on October 19, 2004 @ 3:11 pm |
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your muma is so fat evrytime she put a yellow ranie jacket on and walks accross the road evry one shouts taxi |
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shaina on October 21, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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dude who wrote this joke - you need to get some new material i laughed the firsttime i heard this joke but the other thousand times i didnt |
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Rob on October 22, 2004 @ 7:30 am |
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The writer of this joke may/may not be fat, but definitely is soooo stupid so as to not know that George WASHINGTON is the likeness found on the quarter! |
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katherine on December 4, 2004 @ 7:08 pm |
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YOur momma is so FAt that when god said "let there be light" he also said told your momm a to move her fat ass out the way! |
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Abe on December 9, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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dude thats so old get new ones oh yea i forgot ur to fucking fat to move |
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sk tc on February 13, 2005 @ 8:43 am |
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your moms like a door nob every body gets a turn |
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zachary pontrella on February 13, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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George Bush?! I thought its George Washington on a quarter! |
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zachary pontrella on February 13, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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amy on February 23, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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Ur joke is stupid!!!!!!!!! |
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joey on March 11, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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your momma so fat she walked outside in a yellow dress and the sun said i quit! |
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Ashley slater on March 23, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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Yo momma is so fat she uses mount st.heveli as tolet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Lisa Slater on March 23, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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Your Momma is so fat that she jumped on an eightteen weeler she said
hot weels lead the way!!! |
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ulises on April 9, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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you mamma is so poor she has to work in the coner
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angel on April 11, 2005 @ 11:48 pm |
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you people are so mean to the people who are telling the jokes.i laughed at all of them.so why dont you just back off you bitches.try to make some funny jokes urself if all you wany to do is show off .huh? and what you aint got natha to say. |
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Leah on April 12, 2005 @ 8:14 am |
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These Jokes Are SO STUPID AND OLD GET NEW ONES BIATCH U NEED TO THINK OF UR OWN!!!!!! like Ur Momma so fat when she jumped off the st laurence bridge it flooded Canada and dont take that one |
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savanna on April 14, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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this joke was around the world 100 times |
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amber 4/16/05 on April 16, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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your joke is so wack it could make me kick my own ass |
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HEATHER S on April 19, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN THERE WAS A EARTHQUAKE ALL YO MOM HAD TO DO WAS STEP...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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eddie@new orleans on April 21, 2005 @ 10:19 am |
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your momma is so fat every time she turn around its her birthday |
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eddie@new orleans on April 21, 2005 @ 10:20 am |
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ha! |
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brad on April 22, 2005 @ 7:23 pm |
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YOUR JOKES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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danny on May 1, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it |
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brianna on May 2, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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yo mama so bald she had to use rice as hair rollers |
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someone! on May 3, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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UR MOMMNA SO FAT, I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE AND DIED! |
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SOMEON on May 3, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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OOPS I MESSED UP ON THAT ONE..ALIRGHT HERES THE REAL JOKE...UR MOMMA SO OLD,
I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE AND SHE DIED |
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A PERSON! on May 3, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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UR MOMMA SO STOPID! SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH |
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stephanie on May 6, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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what it do your jokes are funny nada di mean |
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stephanie on May 6, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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what it do your jokes are funny nada di mean |
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warren on May 7, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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all of your momma’s r so fat asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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Jorge Rodriguez on May 11, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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UR MOMMA IS LIKE A VACCUM CLEANER SHE BLOWS, SUCKS AND LIKE GETTING LAID IN THE CLOSET!!! |
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pj on May 12, 2005 @ 6:47 am |
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your momma is like a brick she is flat on all sides and gets laid by mexicans |
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lil pimpin on May 13, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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your jokes are stupid
Oh ya STEPHANIE YOU SPELLED NAH DID I MEAN W RONG RETARD |
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lil pimpin on May 13, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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your jokes are stupid
Oh ya STEPHANIE YOU SPELLED NAH DID I MEAN W RONG RETARD |
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LIL PIMPIN on May 13, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FLAT CHESTED HER BABY DIED OF STAARVATION |
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someone on May 13, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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all of your jokes are stupid and you the one who said to do our own jokes shut the fuck up bitch your problably all fat too you fat ass . you can kiss my ass you hole if they want to talk shit let them and mind your own buisness bitch |
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jackie on May 13, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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u all suck ass these jokes have been heard for fuckin years more than like 100 fuckin times u fuckin idiots y dont u make some new ones thurr gettin old already u fuckin bitches all of u all r prolly all fat and shit and u still laugh lol all stupid well i g2g I LOVE JUAN TREVINO TUNZ |
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jennifer on May 13, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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i wuz hurr today yesterday and the day b4 and im still hurr NOT laughin at ur idiotic fuckin jokes o ya and u bitch the one that said for us to make our own jokes y the fuck do u care ur prolly all fuckin fat thats y u say itd all fuckin mean well juess wut u can fuckin kiss my ass call me at 7174094 and ask for jennifer if u really want to start somethin!!!!!! u all fuckin suck ass BAD |
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Brianna on May 14, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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yr mama is so old she got the first copy of the ten cammandnents |
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xiomara so cute on May 16, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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ayy jennifer on may something nobody want to call your ugly asss bitch i dont even fucken know u and if any of ya bitches wanna say something email me at xio_piglet@yahoo.com trust me i aint scared unless your a boy ill flirt wit ya .ya know where to find me. D-B-S xiomara aka: pebbles |
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xiomara so cute on May 16, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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ayy lil pimpin i dont even know why you are called pimp i bet you, you aint even got nobody so stop writing that bitch you know where to find mua.. |
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NON on May 22, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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Your moma so fat the docter showed a picture of her feet and she couldnt idenify it!!!! |
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dragon god on May 23, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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your mom is like a taxi ever one gets in and out and pays the toll
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angel on May 25, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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hey my name is angel to thats kewl yeah you guys shouldnt make fun of them they put then in herre so that you can laugh
you dont have to make them feel bad people you know but i dont think you should tell your momma jokes towards them
because some people dont have there parents its ok if you say them just not towards them like my parents both passed
away and if any one talkd about my parents they are dead
hey and if any one wants to add me to msn heres my addy
cutie_baby_girl2@hotmail.com
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angel on May 25, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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yeah well your mom is like a bowling ball, gets picked up, fingered,thrown in the gutter, and fucking comes back for more lol! try that
on for size how do you like that one guys?
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angel on May 25, 2005 @ 12:46 pm |
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is therre even any one here right now?
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gjdiy on May 25, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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no
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mwahahaha on May 27, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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Ur Momma so fat when she jumped off the st laurence bridge it flooded Canada |
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? on May 28, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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ya know....i dont think any of them are all that funny there okey though! but really, if you were fat, it wouldnt be funny
you would b cryin. iv had people tell me i was fat for 14 years now. |
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!@#$%^&* on May 28, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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i likes angles.....thats really funny!!! |
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? on May 28, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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ya mean ANGELS?
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!@#$%^&* on May 28, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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WHATEVER!
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? on May 28, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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HEY STEVEN.......HOW OLD R U ? |
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jbizzy on May 28, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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1.your mom so fat she asked you to make here a costume for a party you said no so she tried out for STAR WARS.
and she also tried out for planet of the apes.
2.your mom so stupid she feel out of a tree raking leaves. |
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deedee from mass on May 29, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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your mama so fat when she jumped into the pool everyone yelled tsunmi |
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jordan howse on May 29, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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im from canada (whitehorse,yukon)
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jordan howse on May 29, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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yo momma so fat when she turns around people start to give her a welcome back party! |
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jordan howse on May 29, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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yo momma so fat when she turns around people start to give her a welcome back party! |
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moynea on May 31, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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ya momma so old she sat in back of moses in the third grade |
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starlite on June 2, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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your momma is fat she saw a yellow school bus with white kids and yelled "Stop That TWINKIE!!" |
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marcus m. on June 2, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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your momma is so fat she has enough rolls to open up her own bakery |
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marcus m. on June 2, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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your momma is so fat to get her across the room we have to grease the doors and dangle a twinkie from the other side
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lilpimpin on June 3, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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Stephanie i heared you aint wrote back you really should quit putting jokes on here they sound like crap just like your mommas face |
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Corin on June 4, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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ur mommas so fat her legs are like spoiled milk white and chunky
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Chris on June 4, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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Your momma is so fat after sex I rolled over twice
and I’m still on the bitch. |
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Mark on June 14, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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ur moms a hardwares store 5 cents a screw |
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mark on June 14, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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ur momma so slutty when she unzipps venus she has to dress her penus |
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Phat Matt on June 14, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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Your mammas so fat I tryed to drive arounhd her and I ran out of gas. |
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ozzie on September 23, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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ur momma is so stupid when she heard of a superbowl she brought a big spoon with her |
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Felix on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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Your momma is so fat she made Slim-Fast slow |
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cj on September 23, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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yo maamma is so fat that all these jokes suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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mickey on September 23, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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your mama so fat when we went on the beach... all the Whales Started singing..." We are
Family" |
| From: |
Lucey on September 23, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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If you people who are agianst this website... You all shouldn’t come to this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Burn... What ya gonna do? |
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tony who on September 23, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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Ur mom so dumb she ordered cheeseburger without cheese |
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scott on October 7, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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awsome |
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