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Jokes on Mom
Posted by: scott on October 20, 2004 @ 4:25 pm
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Yo mama’s so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama’s so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
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Mike oxlong on October 21, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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pretty funny dude |
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holly on October 22, 2004 @ 5:39 am |
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not funny |
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block on October 22, 2004 @ 9:24 am |
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Class |
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gazza on October 22, 2004 @ 9:25 am |
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i liked the one on mastarbation
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lil player on October 22, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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these jokes are hella funny |
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Abz on October 23, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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Dey all funny lol, i luved da second one
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Jayli+Momo on October 23, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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They were all funny as hell
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joe on October 26, 2004 @ 6:27 pm |
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there all hillarious |
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MIKE HUNT on October 27, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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THEY SUKED |
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LCOWGIRLBABY on October 29, 2004 @ 3:16 pm |
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THE TWINKE JOKE WAS FUNNY AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT BITE ME !!!!! |
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joshua on October 29, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
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i like this joke .i even like the one about the the cops this was super funny. |
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joshua on October 29, 2004 @ 5:28 pm |
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i like this joke .i even like the one about the the cops this was a really super funny. |
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Brendon Dodd on October 30, 2004 @ 9:08 am |
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I did’nt get the cop joke and i’ve heard the wal-mart joke but the rest were funny especially the masturbation one. |
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Krunal on November 3, 2004 @ 2:28 pm |
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nice dissses :D |
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james reed on November 9, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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you,er momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started
singing we are family even though you are bigger than me. |
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James Reed on November 9, 2004 @ 10:34 am |
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Yo mommas so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "We are family evn though you are bigger than me". |
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James Reed on November 9, 2004 @ 10:36 am |
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Your momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing "We are family, even though you are bigger than me". |
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william on November 14, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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dude that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mc wink on November 17, 2004 @ 8:58 am |
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i bet you’re fat that’s why you no all these jiokes because they have baan said to you |
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jonh mcbaz n gaz on December 14, 2004 @ 6:37 am |
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Your mummy is so thick that at the cinema when the man said under 18 not permitted she went home and got 18 of her friends |
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jonh mcbaz n gaz on December 14, 2004 @ 6:40 am |
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Mc Wink i bet your mum is so fat that when she goes to school she sits next to everyone in the class |
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firry on December 14, 2004 @ 6:40 am |
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mcbaz is breast!! mcwink’s mum is so fat her belt size is the equator!! |
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jonh mcbaz n gaz on December 14, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
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Mc Wink i bet your mum is so fat that when she goes to school she sits next to everyone in the class |
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jonh mcbaz n gaz on December 14, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
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Mc Wink i bet your mum is so fat that when she goes to school she sits next to everyone in the class |
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elvis lives on December 14, 2004 @ 6:42 am |
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firry is a legend. the jokes were’nt bad either |
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Chez on December 14, 2004 @ 6:45 am |
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Firry is a god |
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George W Bush on December 14, 2004 @ 6:45 am |
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is anybody here english? i think i will invade france next |
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Chez on December 14, 2004 @ 6:47 am |
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Sam firth who lives in maltby sucks dick
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firry on December 14, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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Elvis is a legend. i am glad somebody agrees |
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elvis lives on December 14, 2004 @ 6:49 am |
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max has got a light bulb head |
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chief on December 15, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
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americans are all fat bastards!!!!! goober for president
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goober on December 15, 2004 @ 3:54 am |
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goobers rules would be: guns are allowed on the streets - alcohol at six years old - soccer becomes the main sport in place of basketball and yankeedoodle football - everybody associated with sheffield wednesday is shot - everyone associated with brampton dynamoos are terminated by the governor of california - killer robots rule the world - tony blair is a poodle - |
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firry on December 15, 2004 @ 3:56 am |
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goober for president |
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jonny on December 15, 2004 @ 3:57 am |
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goober for president |
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craig on December 15, 2004 @ 3:57 am |
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goober for president |
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jonny h on December 15, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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goober for president |
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arnie on December 15, 2004 @ 3:59 am |
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goober for president |
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sheepshagger on December 15, 2004 @ 3:59 am |
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goober is a wanker |
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elvis lives on December 15, 2004 @ 4:00 am |
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goober for president |
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firry on December 15, 2004 @ 4:03 am |
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i’ll lick you lcowgirlbaby. i live in maltby near sheffield, england. i take it you live in the wild west. |
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jonny garg on December 15, 2004 @ 4:05 am |
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yo fury u r messin wiv my cow girl bitch dont mess, il slap u tossa
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jonny garg on December 15, 2004 @ 4:07 am |
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yo cowybabe dont go to dat shit place called ENGLAND its weather is shit and allthe people are wankers dont go there bitch il shoot that wanka fury il shoot u
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maxter on December 15, 2004 @ 1:54 pm |
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goober for president and hi 2 everyone who goes 2 maltby comp but not chez or barry |
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firry on December 16, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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jonny garg licks penis
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jonny garg on December 16, 2004 @ 4:03 am |
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maxter u r a fukin paci boy and yes a penis tastes quite nice.
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maxter on December 16, 2004 @ 12:59 pm |
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goober for president and firry for primeminister of iceland
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BIGGY on December 26, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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UR ALL FULL OF SAHIT THOSES JOKES I HEARD YEARS AGO U LOT R SUPID IF U LAF AT THESE JOKES U BASTARDS UR MUMS AR FATS LIKE ELEPHANTS
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BIGGY 2 on December 26, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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UR MUM IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOt u gonna do wen she cums for u u cant rite ha ha ha ha
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fizzy on December 26, 2004 @ 5:51 pm |
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ur mums tatty u fucked up niggaz u cant fuck with PAKIS!!!!!
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SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on December 26, 2004 @ 5:53 pm |
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u fikd up chitty chamreeeees work dat one out u knw wot i mean lan choooooooppppppp |
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Malik on December 30, 2004 @ 8:29 pm |
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your momma so fat when she sat on the toliet she went to china |
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joke twister on January 18, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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yo mama so fat she is in china |
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alexandro sanchez on January 20, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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that twinkie one was funnie |
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cookie on March 2, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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i like the twinkie one to
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Venessa on March 17, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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They All Craked Me Up!!! |
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Sana on September 23, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Yo mama is so poor when i steped on a cigerate she said who turned off da heat!!!!!!! |
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