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ya mum
Posted by: Daniel Pfeiffer on October 26, 2004 @ 7:28 am
| your muma’s so fat she fall’s off both side’s of the bed |
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ashman on October 26, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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dude that is the funniest shit ive ever heard or read |
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JK on October 31, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
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that was fucken awsomme |
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tony on November 2, 2004 @ 7:50 pm |
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thats the shit |
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louie on November 4, 2004 @ 4:39 am |
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thats phat |
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cc on November 4, 2004 @ 6:14 am |
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your mums fater than fat bastard
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taylor on December 20, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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your all stupid |
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Jas on January 7, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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Jo mamma so ugly when she fell off the sidewalk police said "no litering, please"
Jo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Jo mamma so ugly when she went to the ugly contest the owners said"sorry, no professinals
Jo mamma so stupid she called my house and asked what was my phone number
Jo mamma so poor when i went to her basment and stepped on a ciggarte she yelled "hey,get off my heater"
Jo mamma so fat the shadow of her ass wieghs 50 pounds
Jo mamma is so fat that when she went to swim in the ocean a whale poped right in front of her and sang"we are a family"
Jo mammas so stupid when she heard on news it was going to be chilly she got a sponn went outside and yelled"whers the chilly"
Jo mamma so fat that she fell on both sides of the bed
Jo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale it said"one at a time,please |
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josh.ransom on January 18, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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jo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck |
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FATLOOO on January 20, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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Your momma is so big she’s on sale..... |
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chantel on January 24, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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fuck ya mum |
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Philip Wills on January 25, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
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ya mums so old she farts dust |
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BLONDIE>>HOTTIE... on January 25, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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CHANTEL UR A SKANKY LIL BLOOD BOX WHORE LIKER DAT NEEDS 2 KILL ER SELF SO FUK OFF AND DO IT....>>>>YEAH I FUKED UR FAT ASS SKANKY MOTHER>>>>AND I DONT LIKE FUKIN MY OWN MAMMA I LIKE URS SLUT>>>>>>MWA IM HOT |
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waser on January 26, 2005 @ 1:22 am |
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blondie>>>hottie u go girl..and u prob r hot. |
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po on January 27, 2005 @ 1:38 am |
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suk my dik |
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BLONDIE>>>HOTTIE... on January 27, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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HEY WASER WATS HAPPENIN>>>>YEAH CHANTEL IS FUKED UP IN DA HEAD>>>>PO ON I WIL SUK UR DIK IF U WANT>>>AND THANKS WASER>>>>2005> |
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paris hilton on January 28, 2005 @ 1:15 am |
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hey blondie u r so hot |
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2121 on January 28, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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hey u ppl r spastics |
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vijud on January 28, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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sxcnjdwbnvciwdknfducrebvofipfuk u |
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Twinkie530 on January 29, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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there was this kid that always made fun of this kids mom.and the kid got tired of it.then 1 day he went up to the kid that always ade fun of his mom and said,"i fucked your mom"and the other kid said,"why?"and the other kid said,"srry ill just have to tell you when your new brother gets home" |
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wee john on February 2, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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that joke is pure pish i’ve got a better wan your mums so old i told her to act her age she died |
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wee john on February 2, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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you mums are so fat god could’t even lift her spirits |
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wee john on February 2, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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you mums so fat when god said let there be light he told her to get her fat ass out of the way of the sun |
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tap on March 24, 2005 @ 6:53 am |
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ya mum iz so fat dat wen she went 2 school she sat next 2 every body
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tap on March 24, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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fuck all ya mumssssssssssss
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tap on March 24, 2005 @ 6:57 am |
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ya mum iz so fat dat wen i fucked her i burnt my arse on da light bulb |
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tap on March 24, 2005 @ 6:58 am |
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bye ya bunch of wankers |
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ha ha i can copy Jas on April 7, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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Jo mamma so ugly when she fell off the sidewalk police said "no litering, please"
Jo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Jo mamma so ugly when she went to the ugly contest the owners said"sorry, no professinals
Jo mamma so stupid she called my house and asked what was my phone number
Jo mamma so poor when i went to her basment and stepped on a ciggarte she yelled "hey,get off my heater"
Jo mamma so fat the shadow of her ass wieghs 50 pounds
Jo mamma is so fat that when she went to swim in the ocean a whale poped right in front of her and sang"we are a family"
Jo mammas so stupid when she heard on news it was going to be chilly she got a sponn went outside and yelled"whers the chilly"
Jo mamma so fat that she fell on both sides of the bed
Jo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale it said"one at a time,please |
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angel c. on May 2, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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your moms so fat that she wears a red shirt kids say hey kool aid |
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