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You’re so fat....
Posted by: Caithress on October 28, 2004 @ 9:48 am
You’re so fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.
You’re so fat that you’re on BOTH sides of the family!
You’re so fat that your ass has its own zip code!
You’re so fat that when you wear a red raincoat, kids think you’re the Kool-Aid man!
You’re so fat that you think you’re only a head cos you haven’t seen your body in years.
You’re so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you’re the bus.
You’re so fat and stupid that when you step on the scale, you think you’re gonna be watching 90210.
You’re so fat that when you step on the scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
You’re so fat that your pant size is "equator".
You’re so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move your fat ass first.
You’re so fat that when you sit on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.
You’re so fat that if I were to cut your throat, gravy would come out. |
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cHiCiE on October 28, 2004 @ 2:02 pm |
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its isnt nice to make fun of bigger people |
| From: |
McTool on October 30, 2004 @ 9:13 am |
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if they dont like it they can always lose weight.....theres a thing called self control ! and they are not bigger people they are just plain FAT |
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bob on October 31, 2004 @ 8:54 am |
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hello i am bob a disgruntled fat person and i think that your jokes are disgusting and i am appaled at your idiocy fat people are not always bad "fatty and skinny went for a walk one day, fatty did a pump and skinny blew away" |
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skitles on October 31, 2004 @ 8:55 am |
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i think that McTool must be over waitor his mamma just is over wait or just plain FAT |
| From: |
melissa on November 1, 2004 @ 4:55 am |
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they were shit my baby cousin can tell better jokes and she cant even talk yet |
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SheWolf on November 1, 2004 @ 10:46 am |
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I gree wi melissa. I dont get the 5th one down from the top. If you R fat, how can u miss ur body?!!!!!!! u look down and its the only thing u c! |
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ab's on November 2, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
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your mums so fat when she wore a raincoat i thought she was the sun |
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McTool on November 2, 2004 @ 8:13 am |
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I aint fat cos i dont eat crap food and i do summit called exercise............now that aint so hard is it lard ass |
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fat ass on November 2, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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I realy liked the 1 about the kool-aid man ha ha ha ha ha |
| From: |
ME/! on November 4, 2004 @ 12:40 am |
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stupid fat people humor me so i thought this was flippin hillarious |
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Hew Jazz on November 4, 2004 @ 7:19 pm |
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All the jokes are old az |
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lover girl on November 6, 2004 @ 1:31 pm |
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yall jokes are so old i bet they have the good lords bepper number |
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Qb on November 9, 2004 @ 10:26 pm |
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you re so fat you can holi hoop the equator |
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billy bob joe on November 12, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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your mama is so fat one day she was wearing a yellow rain coat she went outside and kids started yelling "i am not late for the bus am i?’" |
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jack on November 12, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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your mamas so fat i was watching a marathon of er and then yo mama walked by and i missed it. |
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billy bob joe on November 12, 2004 @ 9:43 pm |
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your mamas so stupid that she got locked in the grocery store and starved.
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nikki on November 15, 2004 @ 4:51 pm |
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flippin hilarious haha thnx for makein my day;) |
| From: |
dylan on November 18, 2004 @ 2:32 pm |
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some fat people can be nice, but most will just eat u if u say anything bad about them hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| From: |
Marty on November 26, 2004 @ 10:59 pm |
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I think that the jokes are very funny, and anyone that is affended by them should recognise that it is a website, and that they are only child jokes. If you didnt like the jokes, why go on the website in the first place. Otherwise i thought they were fantastic. |
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twolf_WR_#87 on December 3, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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hahahahahaahhahahaa i read all the comment i think itsa fun making fun of ppl bc its a thing ppl do ...i make fun of a lot of ppl but they r only my friends and ya its all a joke... so fat ppl shouldnt be offended bc its called a ~*~JOKE~*~ so its dumb and if ur fatr u need to lose weight cuz its disgusting, and ur the problem y ppl starve cuz u eat to much..."""think about the homeless children and skip a meal""" |
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BrAt on December 17, 2004 @ 3:15 pm |
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da skittles 1 is old but i like da zip code 1. ppl that are "Big" are just plain fat, n dat is thur fault |
| From: |
Cobain_lover on December 27, 2004 @ 12:49 am |
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all shit |
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jody on December 28, 2004 @ 7:47 pm |
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ur missin tha best fat joke of all time....well its understandable cuz u have these shitty fat jokes anyways....well post it maybe u’ll get a laugh from ONE of ur jokes: ! hhahah now thats funny! |
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jody on December 28, 2004 @ 7:48 pm |
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lol dumb site didnt post my joke with my message...oh well too bad
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OMG on January 2, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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OMG |
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kaysnell05 on January 3, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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i think they were funny lol .1 luv. |
| From: |
jcassady@yahoo.com on January 3, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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THIS SHIT IS WACK AND GET SOME NEW ONES AND ALL FAT PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LOOSE THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT |
| From: |
KAREN on January 3, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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YOUR’E SO MEAN I HAVE A FAT FRIEND AND SHE IS NICE |
| From: |
LogikalRabbit on January 5, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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YOU’RE SO FAT..............YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHA |
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LogikalRabbit on January 5, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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YOU’RE SO FAT.............YOU BREATHE REALLY LOUD AND IT IRRITATES PEOPLE.
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA |
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LogikalRabbit on January 5, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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YOU’RE SO FAT................YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA |
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Concerned on January 6, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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Wouldn’t it be wonderful if moms, dads, grandparents, caregivers, etc. could help a child from the begining, to listen to their bodies, and eat nutritiously only when hungry! To be there emotionally, help their child make good choices, set positive examples, have some self control, don’t let over availability of food make us greedy! We are very fortunate to live in such a society of plenty. All this, has led us to materialism and greed. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could all laugh at ourselves because we are all slim! |
| From: |
Robert on January 6, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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WOW!!!!!! Referring to last comment. |
| From: |
stella on January 8, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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i told my baby sister or baby brother that it said i not even born yet i dont want to know shit jokes |
| From: |
kevin on January 19, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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all these jokes r corny they suck but i got jokes better then that ,you so fat when you jumped in the air you got stuck, you so fat when you jumped out the window nobdy laughed but the ground cracked up see my jokes are better |
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kevin on January 19, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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all these jokes r corny they suck but i got jokes better then that ,you so fat when you jumped in the air you got stuck, you so fat when you jumped out the window nobdy laughed but the ground cracked up see my jokes are better |
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kevin on January 19, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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all these jokes r corny they suck but i got jokes better then that ,you so fat when you jumped in the air you got stuck, you so fat when you jumped out the window nobdy laughed but the ground cracked up ,,,see my jokes are better |
| From: |
david on January 20, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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im fat and thats mean u are a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| From: |
jj on January 25, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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i got better jokes than all you ugly people.yall are dumb |
| From: |
mike on January 25, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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a kevin you have some corny jokes
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Sam on January 25, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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Why do we even see a humorous side in obesity. It isn’t even funny, it’s a disease. If you
or someone you loved had cancer and people started making jokes about it I don’t think
it would be very appriciated. You guys are PATHETIC. |
| From: |
poo on January 26, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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where’s your sense of humour? |
| From: |
Gnukka B Stankn on January 28, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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You’re so fat, the sweat inside of your rolls curdles and makes "You stupid fucking fatass" cheese.
You’re so fat, god hates fat people.
You’re so fat, buddhists rub your blubber for blessings
Eskimos try to harpoon you when you swim.
Last time you went jogging, you caused a tsunami that killed a shitload of people. LOLOLOl
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Gnukka B Stankn on January 28, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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You’re so cancerous people call you Lumpy
Last time you did something with your hair was when you PULLED IT OUT AFTER KEMO LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Fat and cancerous people are PATHETIC. Where’s my twinkies and ciggarettes. |
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joe mamma on January 29, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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i dont think it is roud to make fun of fat people cuz they eat what they want to eat, and get fat so yeah make moore jokes
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Horowitz on February 5, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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You’re so fat when you walk, you got 4 smaller people orbiting your big ass.
You’re so fat you got sausages for toes and corndogs for fingers.
You’re so fat you got Banana Cream Boats for feet ya big fuck! Hahahaha!
As for the fat bastids complaining....get off the greasy diet ya big rollie pollie and quit blaming the "Fat Gene" for the reason your ass is so fat. It’s nobody else’s fault but your own for swallowing Big Mac’s like they are going out of style tomorrow.
Horrowitz has spoken! ;-) |
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ganster on February 6, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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You are so fat that they calledyou bootleg fat Albert |
| From: |
Ya Boi on February 7, 2005 @ 2:37 am |
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You so muthafuckin’ fat you gotta pay for your plane seat, plus the 2 next to you... |
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crazy ojibwe off the on February 7, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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Your ma is so fat she has coat hangers for earrings!
Your ma is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough
i seen her in the back of taco bell in hand cuffs!
Your mom is so fat you cant even see her legs it just looks like she is gliding across the
floor.
Your mom is so fat that when she waves at you you laugh hard cause her guts and necks
and chins wiggle like a pile of slippery hippos.
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crazy ojibwe on February 7, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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Your mom is so fat, how fat is she? Your mom is so big and fat that she goes fishing hook
n reel in the frozen food department.
AND HER MIDDLE NAME IS MUDBONE!!!
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| From: |
crazy ojibwe on February 7, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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Your mom is so fat, how fat is she? Your mom is so big and fat that her AFRO needs a
chinstrap |
| From: |
crazy ojibwe on February 7, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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your mamas got a pegleg with a kick stand |
| From: |
BaBy gUrL on February 7, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone |
| From: |
BaBy gUrL on February 7, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone |
| From: |
ur dad on February 7, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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u dosy people who send all these messages are wack
ill slap u once and u will all die
now kiss ma ars
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cool jayask on February 7, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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all yall jokes are a fat lie my jokes are the best look {Yo mamma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her, or yo mamma so fat they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her out! beat that dumb asses |
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MORGANA on February 7, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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I thought your jokes were so funny I almost SHIT my pants! My own joke {Your mama so fat when she sat on a dollar all four quarters popped out!} |
| From: |
ap on February 8, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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k
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| From: |
mandy marks on February 8, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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n tish not lol |
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funny guy on February 9, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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HaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is brand new man howritz man yer patter is mega man were did ye come up way it man heres wan for yar book tell some fat guy
HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM YE WANT ANOTHER CREAM CAKE HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA |
| From: |
sgt fat boy on February 10, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so fat it is un bielieveable o my god you fat mutha fucka get a life away from the foods fat boy join the army fucka |
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Samantha on February 10, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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im not fat! they were funny but also some people can get affended by these jokes.
so if your fat just scew this site and move on!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Morgan Morrow on February 10, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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ITS REALLY MEAN TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
Morgan Morrow on February 10, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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ITS REALLY MEAN TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
Emma James on February 10, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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thay were funny |
| From: |
blubber ball on February 10, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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HA HA! Those were funny! I’ve a flabby belly of rolls and I enjoyed those! They were funny! And I know there jokes so even though I’m a pile of lard, I like them! You have to be able to laugh at your self! Oh I’m laughing so hard my big FAT belly is shaking! |
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blubber ball on February 10, 2005 @ 5:37 pm |
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I’m glad I’m fat, I love my rolls, I’m glad I have so much blubber! If I wasn’t who would people make fun of?
I’m so fat that when a bus comes and I try to get on, it gets sucked into my rolls! ROTFL |
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i'm fat on February 10, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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funny |
| From: |
Shadow on February 11, 2005 @ 9:13 am |
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some of these jokes are cheesy but some are awesome. This website is awesome. its coolio maing. thanx for the
pick up. |
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SeaWater feb,11,2005 on February 11, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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THIS SITE FUCK’N KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IT"S FUNNYER THEN FUCK |
| From: |
Napoleon Dynamite on February 11, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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THIS SITE IS FRICK"N SWEET GOSH!!!!! |
| From: |
matt on February 12, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
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i think the jokes are funny an all u fat ass mother fuckers shut up an loss weight
or u have a creeer in bein a back drop |
| From: |
matt on February 12, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
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i said it 2 me teacher an she cryed |
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matt on February 12, 2005 @ 6:40 am |
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all u fat fuckers r so fat u have more rolls the a backery |
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crazy ojibwe on February 15, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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your mama’s ass is so fat and white it looks like serious hail damage on a milk tanker!
your moms bloomers are all shot up too!
your mom has 63 belll buttons
Her toes look like a 10 piece chicken nuggets
her puss looks like a quarter pounder with xtra bacon and mayo
Her forhead has eye flaps to protect her from flying debris at supper
Her favorite sex position is "first in line"
Your mama is so fat the that when she runs her ass looks like two shaven turkeys racing
you know this shit is funny!!
Even though i am sick in the head i still love your mom!
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crazy ojibwe on February 15, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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your mom is so fat that when she fallsdown she looks like a liquified bean bag chair
your mom is so fat i cant sleep, i keep thinking of how fat she is so i think of funny shit to
write about her, so im going to be late for work tomorrow! tell your fat mom thanks alot!
You know who else is fat?
Your gramma!
she is so fuckin fat that she needs two man pampers sewn together for her huge pissy
ass
her walker wheels are flat too.
and her blue hair is fat an made of noodles
she is so fuckin fat that she bleeds hot pamper nectar
she is so fuckin fat that when she falls in the tub, she looks like a musky flopping around |
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crazy ojibwe on February 15, 2005 @ 3:10 am |
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Your mama is so fuckin old that she breast feeds her newborn baby powdered milk!
Your mama is so fat her eyes have rolls!
Your mama is so fuckin homely your dad calls her BERT!!!! |
| From: |
BigDick on February 17, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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Your so fat |
| From: |
mango_n_swettie on March 2, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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dang man dog you broke em off dat was da stuff man special bout the let there be light and the family pic.and the school bus 1!
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BIG MAMMA on March 6, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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DONT TEASE THE FAT PEOPLE IM NOT FAT BUT MY FRIEND IS BUT HEY I LIKE THE SCHOOL BUS 1 THANX 4 LETTIN ME READ THESE |
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STINK ASS! on March 8, 2005 @ 2:12 am |
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YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGIN NASTY EVIL SICK!!!
YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN SICKER???
The back of your pajamas are sprayed up with BLOODY POT ROAST!!!
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Deegentry121 on March 9, 2005 @ 5:43 pm |
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I’m fat, and I think this is hilarious, my answer is always "I may be fat but you’re stupid and I can go on a diet!" |
| From: |
steven on March 9, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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yo mama is so fat i rand around her 3 times and became anerixic |
| From: |
Big Fuckin Pimp on March 12, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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Crazy Ogibway’s mom is so fat, they mistook her for a fuckin baby manitee. Crazy Oqibway is so fucken ugly, they thought he was a cross between sheldon Snow and john bent, minus the mossy green trent stone teeth! Wink!! |
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Fever 101 on March 21, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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Big Fuckin Pimp looks like a mad little grover from the muppetshow with that one big
hairy cromagnon eyebrow ridge that the men in prison shoot their loads across!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Fever 101 on March 21, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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Crazy Ojibwe has the best ones on here!!!
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CUP O JOE on March 24, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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YEAH
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bigdawg on March 24, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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ihave a fat friend that when people make fun of him he makes fun back so there is nothing wrong with bieng a fat ass
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KISS MY ASS on March 25, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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YOUR ALL SO FAT THAT WHEN U GO SWIMMING IN THE SEA, ALL THE WHALES
START SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY.........." ITS BETTER SAID |
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its me its me kg33 on March 28, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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Your moma is so dum she daided 911 in the mriowave |
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i like melissa on March 28, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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you so fat melissa when you lay down the beach everyboby yelled free williey |
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Whatthe? on March 28, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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This is one goofy @ss website...all of these jokes are really OLD! If you want some good "yo mama" jokes, you could probably make up better ones yourself...like this one I just now made up..."yo mama is so stupid, when your daddy was choking on some food, she thought she had to lick his @ss to perform the hindlick maneuver..." or "yo mama is so ugly, that when she was born, your granny slapped the doctor..." |
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labialicker on March 29, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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that was a stupid joke
your mama is so fat that her holy panties look like a speckled up shitty mud slinging
wheel well from a broke ass redneck truck!
suck on dat honkey ass mo-fo’s!!! |
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Sneaky FUKKINRussian on March 29, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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SKELNIK!
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… å©ß?ƒˆ¬¨†¥œ™¢®•?™£¢®¨£¢œ†¥ø¨©¥"ª?ass sucking AMERICAS!! RUSSIAß?¬ƒ?
is åß?ƒBEST! Germanieså are wymps to! But me love the woman!
Rudolph Suddnikker |
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bri on March 30, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
| Comment: |
ya bitches sucks
corny ass jokes |
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CHEAP on March 31, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
| Comment: |
CHEAP |
| From: |
Corley Beck on March 31, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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These jokes r so funny it will make you wana slap your fat mama. By the way Git-r-done for all u rednecks our there. |
| From: |
jibblies on April 5, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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yo so fat, i went bungee jumpin with your underwears and still hit the ground! |
| From: |
Ed on April 5, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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yo mamas big ass is so damn huge, when I walked around her I was in a different time zone! |
| From: |
black'n'red4ever on April 5, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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Hey, i luv sum of these jokes but most of’em suk. I no mine aint that good but most ppl like’em. And I do 2. " Yo mama/daddy’s so fat, if they went to Jenny Craig, they’d need Bill Gates 2 pay their bill." Dont steal my Jokes! o, n bill gates is that really really rich guy 4 all u stupid ppl. I got sum blonde jokes 2! 1-708-672-9156. im funny!
*~*!*~*Caitlyn*~*!*~* |
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Caitlyn on April 6, 2005 @ 12:02 am |
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just so u ppl no, red’n’black4ever AND blackn’nred4ever r BOTH me, i juss mixx up the words sumtimez! thanx 4 reading! Go BaNaNaS!!! |
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pimp on April 7, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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your so fat that when jumped out of the window you got stuck
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meeeeee on April 12, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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THERES NO EXCUSE TO FER GETTING THAT FAT!!..noOne did it to u cept urself! its not our fault u have nothing better to do than eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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S on April 13, 2005 @ 5:45 am |
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Fat people say "I’m big boned".
Ya’ fucking liar ... Dinosaurs are big boned, you’re just fat.
Cut down on the pork life, mate, and get some exercise!
Eat less, exercise more ... how facking simple does it have to be?
I said to the fat wife; I’ll never get over you ... I’ll have walk round, like every fucker else!
We had, sex ... I go on top ... burnt my ass on the light bulb!
She sat on my face ... could’nt hear the stereo! |
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d1 on April 24, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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ur so fat people use your bra as a flotation device. |
| From: |
d1 on April 24, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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ur so fat people use your bra as a flotation device. |
| From: |
big j on May 5, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
| Comment: |
i hate all u fat fucking people!! How the hell could u be fat anyway the first day i wake up and cant see my dick i STOP EATING!!!! |
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flawed on May 8, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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u so fat that they had to define an altogether new term to define PRESSURE!
curtesy D: |
| From: |
adam on May 10, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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i am fat and i think these jokes are awesome i mean why cant all of you people laugh at yourselves and i know its my fault that i am fat and i know it the sorry fat peoplea re the ones who dont laugh at these jokes |
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Jessica on May 13, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey, I am not overweight but I could be skinnier, however, I dont mind fat jokes. They are funny and if you dont like it then dont read the shit.Its not for people to get offended, its just for a good laugh. |
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Anna! on May 16, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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Actually, If you are fat and u can laugh at this - I think ur awesome, because all these fat ppl are like- omg! thats so mean! but then, why are u even at this site? I mean seriously! I think that they were hilarious, actually. I’m not fat tho. SO if u got a freekin problem with this site- u can go sniff some hamburger, u freekin tub of lard! |
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emile on May 25, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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this is the most funest jokes i ever herd and read |
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Krysta *blondie* on June 3, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAH fat ppl ...are funny ....i mean this site is pretty Flippin kool ...PROPS TO THE CREATOR ..you rock whoever you are .....here is a fat joke for the site if you’d wanna add it ....please feel free 2 ..... mkay here goes ...
Bitch you so fat your man gotta roll your ass in flour to find a wet spot to fuck ya....HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THAT ONE .....oh oh oh heres another one ....Bitch you so fat when you put hills on yo ass be strikeN’ oil......lol greatness ....welp i’m just a fan and thought i would offer a few more jokes ....PEACE OUT |
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FAt Timmy on June 9, 2005 @ 4:38 am |
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I am like a 450 pd man and i live in Canada~ i thought this site was very moving it made me laugh and i might juss lose some of my weigh now. Thanks so much for postin this site and the kick in the ass.
Timmy Lobett |
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Awsomely cool kid on June 12, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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lol awsome burns;helped me out alot thanx |
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kk on June 24, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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fat people need to lose weight. it is not our fault they eat so much hoho’s and twinkies. If they would take a walk or two and excersise like us skinny people, they wouldn’t have to comment on how mean these jokes are. peace out all the hot guys out there!! kayla_hall69@yahoo.com is my email holla at me sometime........... |
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FAT-FUCK on June 26, 2005 @ 4:34 am |
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WHY DID THE BOY FALL OFF HIS BIKE???
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BECAUSE HIS MOM THREW A ROCK AT HIM!!!
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hahahahaha |
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Hugh Jass on September 23, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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You’re so stupid that when i saw you kicking a can down the road and asked you what you were doing you said you were moving house |
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Sprie Free on October 1, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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I’m fat too and I really think those are not really apropriate for kids! I also have fat girlfriend that is a lesbo. Now I am thinking to turn weird. (if you know what i mean) |
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