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ur mums sooo fat...
Posted by: tara on November 11, 2004 @ 2:12 pm
your mums so fat a lorry ran out of petrol dryving round her in the middle of the road, and he had a full tank!!!!!
your mums so fat people do their exersizes running around her! |
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stefanie on November 12, 2004 @ 7:37 pm |
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dats alryt
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McTool on November 13, 2004 @ 6:31 am |
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stop being so fat and lose weight you are a disgrace upon this country and a burden on the health system and you must do something about it now and stop making excuses for yourself because your fatness is a national embaressment and something must be done about it and stop eating all those deep fried foods and eat an apple instead and maybe think about walking instead and then you will be slim and everyone will say thats really great now you look better and are healthier and not as fat as you were yesterday and i think that is far much better than the sorry state you were in before and now you fit through doorways and they wont have to be widened and if you die them at least the army doesnt have to be called to get you out of your bedroom using a crane and thats really it for now |
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chelsea on November 15, 2004 @ 7:21 pm |
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your mommas so fat win she whint tot the bath room she brok the tollet
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 11:15 am |
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your mom is so goddamn fat, when she dies we dont know what to do with her corpse |
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George on November 20, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
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why did your mom cross the road? Bcuz she’s fat. |
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poo on December 6, 2004 @ 4:09 am |
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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suck on December 8, 2004 @ 5:13 pm |
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:::GIZEM YAZGUN::: on December 12, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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ur mums sooo fat she felll in love and broke ittt..... hahahaha beat that fukers!!! |
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GIZEM2 on December 12, 2004 @ 9:42 pm |
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ur mums so fat dat she looks like shes got Bob Marley in a Hedlock... :p |
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danz on December 17, 2004 @ 10:11 am |
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your mum is so fat when she died they had to bury her under robinswood hill. |
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mum on December 17, 2004 @ 6:46 pm |
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your all a bunch of wankers and all ur mumas are fat!!! |
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kalid magid on December 18, 2004 @ 6:54 am |
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fuck all this people
y dont u guys go fuck your fat mums |
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finch fucker on December 24, 2004 @ 5:26 am |
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i love mums. |
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silkipink032000 on January 13, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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how can a guy have sex with afat girl she can baley wipe her ass imagine her ass smells like shit |
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do u lik my joke on January 22, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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ur mums so fat wen she was born the doctors called animal controll becuz they thought she was an elaphant |
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greatone on February 18, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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ur mum is so fat wen she went to school she sat next to almost everyone........................................ur mums so fat if she stands on the weighing scale her mobile number comes up |
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MuDu DA K!NG 0F DuDu on February 18, 2005 @ 10:17 pm |
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Ur moms so FAt that when she sat at the end of the BUBLE DECKER bus
it started to do WHlELS HAA HAAA HAA HOO
I’m ur mom HAAREEo |
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MuDu DA K!NG 0F DuDu on February 18, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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Ur moms so FAt that when she sat at the end of the BUBLE DECKER bus
it started to do WHlELS HAA HAAA HAA HOO
I’m ur mom HAAREEo |
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MuDu DA K!NG 0F DuDu on February 18, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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Ur moms so sKIny that she can do HoLA HOPS with a cherrio |
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sheep on May 6, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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ure moma so fat se cozd da trunmai by jumpin in da sea! |
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your mum on October 2, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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shitty jokes i tell you one what do you call a black man with an afro? micro phone |
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