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yo moma
Posted by: ******************** on November 11, 2004 @ 3:02 pm
your mom is so fat when she stepped on da scales there was more numbers than da matrix
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robert on November 13, 2004 @ 10:30 pm |
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yo moma so fat she use ass whips to whip between her toes |
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joshua lee on November 15, 2004 @ 9:04 pm |
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yo mama so fat when i 6tried to run her over i ran out of gas |
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joshua lee on November 15, 2004 @ 9:04 pm |
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yo mama so fat when i 6tried to run her over i ran out of gas |
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Dave Tompson on November 16, 2004 @ 5:46 pm |
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Yo mama so fat gravy pourd out instead of blood |
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kobe trent on November 16, 2004 @ 9:57 pm |
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yo mama so fat......she ugly |
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some one on November 16, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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i like this joke it reminds me of u |
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Bitch*wit*still on November 18, 2004 @ 1:43 pm |
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yo mama so fat her belt was the equator
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shaniqua the double on November 20, 2004 @ 8:26 pm |
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wadddup mother fuckers !!! i dont appreciate these yo mamma jokes.. for ur information my momma is a beast and i LOVE HER ! i respect fat people and am currently fucking an ugly person! named danielle d |
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juice on November 20, 2004 @ 8:32 pm |
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ya mama so fat when she tryed to put her pants on she couldn’t find her waste line |
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fat buttfucker on November 21, 2004 @ 1:01 am |
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your so fat when you step on the scale its fat and your going to die alone... |
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guess who on November 22, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
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your momma is so dumb, she would rather sit on the tv and watch the couch
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you r so uhhhhhhh on November 23, 2004 @ 12:57 am |
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all ya little kids need to stop useing those bad words if you were my kids i beat the fuck out of all ya’ll ok so ya’ll need to stop you here me |
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dirrtyboy mike on November 23, 2004 @ 6:08 pm |
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your mother sooooo old her breast milk is powder |
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ryan on November 27, 2004 @ 5:10 am |
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How are Michael Jackson and a PS2 related??? They’re both made of plastic and little kids turn them on!!! |
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 28, 2004 @ 8:24 am |
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lol
whahahhahah thats ignorent |
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Kevin Arnold 6868686 on December 8, 2004 @ 5:45 pm |
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your mamma is like a vacuum she sucks, blows, and can get laid in the closet!!!!
ooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!1 |
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lakendra edmond on December 8, 2004 @ 10:09 pm |
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yo moma so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving |
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JASMINE PARKER on December 8, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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yo moma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
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tori allen on December 8, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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yo moma so poor when i walked in the front door i was tripin over the back fence |
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tori allen on December 8, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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yo moma so poor when i walked in the front door i was tripin over the back fence |
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seran on December 12, 2004 @ 5:13 am |
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ur mom is soooo fat she cant even find her asshole |
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kyle on December 17, 2004 @ 10:31 pm |
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ur mom is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grad. |
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nate on December 17, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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ur mom is so dumb she called 911, she dialed the nine and couldn’t find the eleven. |
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DAN on January 1, 2005 @ 4:33 am |
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THIS JOKE IS OKAY BUT NOT AWSOM |
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Jimmy on January 2, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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thease people all sound like trash mouthed half raised asshole kids who think they are cool, duhhhhhh! |
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Rohmbert on May 16, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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your mom is so fat that....... she fell over and everyone’s like holy shit thats a fat bitch... then she got up and everyone said oh my gad shes really fat.... so she sat down and all the kids were like i bet she take large poo’s... then some kid said omg that bitch is fat |
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Rohmbert on May 16, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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me myself and i on June 10, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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that was awsome dude! |
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