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ur mama is so fat
Posted by: roxanne (14yrs) on November 14, 2004 @ 10:42 am
| your mums so fat that she uses a matress for a tampon |
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dolly-jo-lee on November 16, 2004 @ 1:04 am |
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i just wanna say taht that tampon joke is soooooooooooooo old...sorry matee |
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haydn on November 17, 2004 @ 5:10 am |
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yer i got a good joke |
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jess on November 17, 2004 @ 9:12 am |
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your mams so fat she goes out wearing high heels n comes back wearing flip flops! |
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jess on November 17, 2004 @ 9:13 am |
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ooops rong box sorry dude! |
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jordan on November 17, 2004 @ 8:42 pm |
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your mamma’s so fat when she went to the swimmin pool the kids were cryin because they thought that the whale was goin to eat her |
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lisa on November 18, 2004 @ 12:49 am |
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hi funni jokes |
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eggy on November 18, 2004 @ 6:26 am |
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ur mum is so dumb that she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death |
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eggy on November 18, 2004 @ 6:30 am |
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that joke was F**king sh*t |
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J J on November 18, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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that is the F**KING worst joke ever F**KING made |
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rinor on November 18, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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mate why did u bother come that was fu*king buLshit |
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Alien on November 18, 2004 @ 8:01 pm |
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fuk u dude stfu its not funny
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SiNgA 0(=_=)0 on November 19, 2004 @ 11:13 am |
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you are so goddamn fat, when u die we dont know what to do with your corpse |
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jamie on November 23, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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thats my size tampon im not lying you skinny hore |
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25 cent on November 23, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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ur mama butt cheeks are so tight not even moses could split those damn things. |
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25cent on November 23, 2004 @ 6:45 pm |
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ur mama so fat she looks at the sun and said hostess now that the stuff |
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Kewlvin on November 25, 2004 @ 6:11 pm |
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ur mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued!" |
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lala on November 29, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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that joke is crap
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ryan on December 4, 2004 @ 10:37 am |
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that joke sucks so bad that didn’t even put a smile on my face that joke sucked like hell |
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chelsea on December 4, 2004 @ 10:52 am |
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that is the shittest koke ever |
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azza on December 9, 2004 @ 4:56 am |
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that joke is funny but this is better
your mamma is so fat every time she goes to KFC she orders the bucket on the roof |
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Britney on December 10, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat wen she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out!!
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shane on December 15, 2004 @ 8:18 am |
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ur mamma is so stupid she tried to commite sicide by jumping out of the bassment window |
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*~@$h~* on December 17, 2004 @ 12:19 pm |
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ur mum so fat her pants got mistaken 4 a bed sheet
ur mum so fat she has 2 wipe her ass wiv a matrass |
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g on December 21, 2004 @ 1:15 pm |
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oh ya baby oh ya fuck me up the pussy baby ,faster,oh,faster baby ya,oh cumin my mouth baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,im going to suck your dick now,slurpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp. |
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kelly on December 29, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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this is the stupidest joke ever |
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ur mama on December 30, 2004 @ 11:11 pm |
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um..... gud joke, i guess |
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hjjjjjjjjjjjjjj on December 31, 2004 @ 6:12 pm |
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no |
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paige edwards on January 1, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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your mamma’s fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale"hahaha 90210 is a show you get it" |
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Zackary MArtin on January 1, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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your mamma’s so fat that when she wore a red dress to a club everybody yelled"COOLAID"
hahaha |
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paige end zack on January 1, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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you guys better like our jokes because if you dont we will kill you!!
not really but you still better like them you got it!!!
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paige edwards on January 1, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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andy i miss you so much when we arent hangin out 2gatha it sucks because i know that you probably hate me now because of what happend but i dont hate you ok so deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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TK on January 6, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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ur mam’s pussy is so loose it like throwing a hot dog in a hallway |
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big tits 4 ever on January 9, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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ur all abunch of losers jk anywayz u guys should e mail me so we can chat peace iluvdorks_69@hotmail.com
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im a guy on January 12, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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ur mamma so fat she the 10th planet
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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your mama stupid she tried putting m@ms in alphabetical order |
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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your mama is like a casino poker in the front and lichor in the back HAHA
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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is ther any1 on!?!?! |
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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is ther any1 on!?!?! |
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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im goin to a different forum |
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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im goin to a different forum cause yall suck |
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( .Y. ) on January 15, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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peace out daugs
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tom on February 21, 2005 @ 8:50 am |
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suck ur mams tities |
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alisha on February 27, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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that joke is soooooooooooo crap |
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Adam Lane on March 13, 2005 @ 8:43 am |
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i almost pissed my pants i wuz laughing soo hard, lol, it wuz good |
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Quakes on March 17, 2005 @ 9:05 am |
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Adam lane, you are so ugly you see a horese’s ass when you look at youself in the mirror right before it shatters. u want a go at me? here’s my address you little shit: quakes@cashette.com |
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Edafu on March 17, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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All you users, you mothers are all fat cows and they smell like (.Y.)’s hairy filthy balls!!!!
Hit me!!!! |
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hahahahaha on March 17, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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ur mamma so fat that when she wore green and gold i thought lambou feild was moving! |
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hahahahahaha on March 17, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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Edafu ur moms so hairy that you almost died when she had you cuz u got rug burn |
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none ya on September 23, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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your mamma’s so fat that when she sat on a hundred pennies she made a dollar!!!!!! |
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rell on September 23, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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u mama so fat she got one big titty and one small titty they call that b**** biggy smalls |
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