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ur so fat.....
Posted by: logan on November 18, 2004 @ 7:33 pm
| ur so fat every time u walk u step around urself. |
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steven on November 19, 2004 @ 5:18 pm |
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ure so fat u step on the waying scales and it says ( ONE AT A TIME PLEASE ! ) |
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meeee on November 20, 2004 @ 3:06 pm |
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your so fat you played pool with the planets. |
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meeee on November 20, 2004 @ 3:06 pm |
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your so fat you played pool with the planets. |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 5:55 pm |
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Your so fat that when you jump into the ocean, the whales start to sing "We are family" |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 5:57 pm |
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Your so fat that when the moon comes up, you say "Oh wow! It’s a sugar cookies!" |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 5:57 pm |
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Your so fat that when the moon comes up, you say "Oh wow! It’s a sugar cookie!" (Sorry bout the mistype everyone) |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 5:58 pm |
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Your so fat that when you stepped into the ocean to swim you said "This puddle won’t be big enough for swimming" |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
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Your so fat that when you try to get into a elevator you say "Why aren’t we going anywhere?" after you press the button for what floor your going to |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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Your so fat that when you tried to walk to the store that was in Japan, it only took 1 step to get there |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 6:02 pm |
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Your so fat that when you went to the food drive, the food was gone before anyone but YOU could get anything |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 6:03 pm |
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Your so fat that when you wanted to jump off the diving board, it snapped before you could jump |
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Tyoko on November 20, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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Your so fat that when you tried to enter your house, it callopsed before you even got your nose into the door |
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Jamal Khadra on November 20, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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Your so fat that when you step on a scale it says to be continued |
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Andy on November 20, 2004 @ 11:18 pm |
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You’re so fat that when you jumped up in the air, you got stuck! |
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fred on November 21, 2004 @ 2:53 am |
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ur so fat u make godzilla look like an action figure
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woo on November 21, 2004 @ 6:34 am |
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Your so fat when you get on an elevator IT HAS TO GO DOWN! |
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jessica on November 21, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
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your so fat when you said you was watching 90210 i thaught you were watching the scales |
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sabrina and kelly on November 21, 2004 @ 8:10 pm |
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ur so fat u sell shade @ the beach
ur so fat wen u go out @ night people cant c the moon b/c ur in the way
ur so fat evry time u turn around its ur birthday |
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anthony on November 21, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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ur so fat you sat on a quartor and a booger pott out of gorge washingtons nose |
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anthony on November 21, 2004 @ 10:47 pm |
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ur so fat it takes a bus 2 trains and a cab to get to ur good side |
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donald on November 21, 2004 @ 10:54 pm |
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ur so fat when u walk your ass giggles like a bowl of jello on a bumpy road |
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donald on November 21, 2004 @ 10:54 pm |
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ur so fat when u walk your ass giggles like a bowl of jello on a bumpy road |
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donald on November 21, 2004 @ 10:56 pm |
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your so fat when you went to go get a water bed they threw a blancket over the ocean and sed thair |
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Mike Fry on November 21, 2004 @ 11:05 pm |
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Your so fat that when you went outside and saw a school bus you yelled "STOP THAT
TWINKY" |
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Common Denominator on November 22, 2004 @ 12:53 am |
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You’re all so fuckin’ generic, it’s scary!!!! |
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c caley on November 22, 2004 @ 6:06 pm |
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your so fat when u jumped off a diving bored it brock |
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Hugo on November 23, 2004 @ 6:14 am |
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your muma’s so fat when she walks past the TV i miss 5 episode of 60 minutes
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Chris on November 23, 2004 @ 8:40 am |
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ur so fat take 10 year to walk around u |
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chris on November 23, 2004 @ 8:45 am |
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ur so fat its not even funny |
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shelley on November 23, 2004 @ 9:48 am |
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ur so fat u look like the whole fuckin world
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jonny on November 23, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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ur so fat, when u sit around the house, you sit around the house |
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bryant on November 23, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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ur mammas so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices |
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chris on November 24, 2004 @ 7:25 am |
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Ur so fukin fat that when u walk u really roll |
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adam on November 24, 2004 @ 12:59 pm |
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ur mamas so fat that when she stepped on the beach all the kids started yelling FREE WILLY!!!! FREE WILLY!! |
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jmasterjay on November 24, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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ur so fat when ever to turn around we throw a welcome back party.
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stephen nov.27,2004 on November 27, 2004 @ 12:53 am |
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ur so fat u look like sandy |
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stephen nov.27/04@ 9 on November 27, 2004 @ 1:00 am |
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andres so fat its been about 6 years since he’s seen his dick
andres so fat he has speed bumps on his stomach
andres so fat tha last time he 100000000 w as on tha scale
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GaB on November 27, 2004 @ 8:58 pm |
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Ur sO fAt wHeN U gO 2 BuRgEr tOwN U sAy wHeR R ThE BUrGeTRs mEaNWhIlE U aTe ThEm aLll
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GaB on November 27, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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ur so fat when u gor 2 bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
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UpChuck Beef Head on December 1, 2004 @ 4:33 pm |
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Ur so poor when i stepped on a cigarette u said "hey dont touch the heater" |
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UpChuck Beef Head on December 1, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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ur so fat when u tripped over my front door, u landed out in the back yard |
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bob on December 6, 2004 @ 6:08 pm |
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most o dese jokes r shit |
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jOEY on December 8, 2004 @ 6:40 pm |
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UR SO POOR I WENT TO UR HOUSE FOR DINNER I ASKED WHAT WERE EATING U SAID SPAGHETTI I LOKED DOWN AND MY SHOE LACES WERE GONE |
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mark healey @celtic. on December 9, 2004 @ 12:25 pm |
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Your ma so fat when she steped out on the road a car tried to get past her and it ran out of petrol |
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nice on December 9, 2004 @ 10:24 pm |
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ur so fat that ur fat |
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jimmy on December 22, 2004 @ 6:17 am |
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i agree |
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anonymous on January 16, 2005 @ 2:36 am |
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you ppl have no lives |
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keane on January 20, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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your joke sucks balls like you
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Brendan Chevelle on January 23, 2005 @ 12:16 am |
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you’re so fat, you cannon balled into the sea and killed 160,000 people in southern Asia |
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alex on January 23, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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i wonderd why the bombarange kepped on getting bigger and bigger then it hit me |
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alex on January 23, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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your mom is so fat that when she put on a rain coat ppl where calling taxi |
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alex on January 23, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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why did tiger have to take a bath?...........................................because tiger played with poo all day |
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ASHLEE>> on January 23, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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u... ppl are pethetic,get a job..GET A LIFE |
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MIshca on January 24, 2005 @ 5:46 am |
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ur muma’s so fat she uses a matrice for a tampon! |
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Dominique Tanner on January 25, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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I loooooovveeeeeee DA’VEON |
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gs on March 23, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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Ur mam is sooo poor that she runs after a garbage truck with her shopping list |
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shonte Hayes on April 27, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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UR JOKES SUCK JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S U...PPl ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PETHETIC,NO MATTER OF FACT UR BEYOND PETHETIC UR HOPLESS. |
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shonte Hayes on April 27, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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UR JOKES SUCK JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S U...PPl ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PETHETIC,NO MATTER OF FACT UR BEYOND PETHETIC UR HOPLESS. |
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g unit on May 17, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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most of ur jokes suck like ur moma |
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Weed man on June 26, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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these jokes are so fucking stupid there not even worth reading and g unit how would you know how my mom sucks??????.... you fools need a life or somthing to do BITE ME |
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tagger on June 26, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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Wow that was fucking stupid i have heard stupid shit like that before but this bakes the cake P.S. your moms a hoe and she owes me 25 cents because she forgot to shave her back last night..peace |
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BIG BOY on September 23, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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ur so fat that when some one offered to shhake ur hand u had to give them directions
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BIG BOY on September 23, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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ur so fat that when u went into the water spain cried new land
ur so fat that when u went into space the astronomers thought that u were a planet
ur so fat that when u went into the ocean u saw a whale and sad look its a fish
ur mama so fat that when ur mama was at the nude beach the life guard s thought her vagina was a cave |
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