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Posted by: THE MASTER OF JOKES on November 20, 2004 @ 6:12 am

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your so fat, the back of ur neck looks like a packet of hot dogs.

your so fat you have more chin’s than a chinese phone book


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From: PLatNium STyla on November 23, 2004 @ 3:48 pm
Comment: yeh they were a bit shit!
Not only is your mother a fat and obese pig she stupid as hell that when she was reading her orange juice bottle she stared at it for over 30 minutes cause the shit said concentrate.

From: me on November 26, 2004 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: dat joke is poor! get a life!

From: nick on November 26, 2004 @ 5:08 pm
Comment: u so fat when u walked out to get the paper the people that were walking down the street called the cops for moonen

From: mark on November 27, 2004 @ 11:31 am
Comment: THESE JOKES SUK DICK THR SO OLD GET NEW 1S U DUMB FUCK.... WAT FUCK NUTS

From: john on November 27, 2004 @ 11:34 am
Comment: ur jokes suk

From: Ahmed Hersi on November 27, 2004 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: yo mum is so fat when she was on a hot air ballon it look like she was wearing tights

From: Abdi Ali on November 27, 2004 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: yo mum is so ugly when she walked into a bank they had to turn off the CCTV cameras
ALL OF UR JOKES R BULLSHIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER FUCKEN ARSELICKERS

From: l on November 27, 2004 @ 7:04 pm
Comment: ha

From: J on December 4, 2004 @ 9:55 pm
Comment: YOU ALL SUCK AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED!

From: katia on December 17, 2004 @ 12:54 pm
Comment: good one

From: luka on February 12, 2005 @ 7:36 pm
Comment: your so fat when u go to kfc and they ask you what size bucket u want u say "the one on the roof."

From: sasey on February 19, 2005 @ 12:04 am
Comment: i likecheese

From: hassan ali on March 27, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: ur momma was in the atletic match she turn last person the race was just 10 sec but she came 1hour later her legs are sooooooo phat as a elefant her legs goes up in 10sec
ur the biges mother fucker around here get a life pussio

From: tonny blair on March 27, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: my mom is fat tooo dont make me cry

From: dick head on April 14, 2005 @ 8:44 am
Comment: your mum is a bitch

From: john collins on June 21, 2005 @ 6:07 am
Comment: ABSOLUTE PISS JOKES - YOUR AS TIGHT AS A PAKI’S WALLET

From: YOUR MUM on September 23, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
Comment: www.yourmumisfat.com

   
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