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fat momma!
Posted by: paul on November 30, 2004 @ 2:18 pm
| you momma is so fat dat when she sits down she is 3 foot taller! |
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Caleb on December 1, 2004 @ 10:15 am |
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Yo mamma is so fat when she took a shit it looked like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud! |
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#2 Playa on December 1, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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come in
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Amanda on December 3, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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yo mammas so fat she took her dress to the laundry mat and the cashier said sorry we dont wash parashuots |
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Amanda on December 3, 2004 @ 8:25 pm |
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yo mammas so fat she steped on a scale and it said to be continued
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Amanda on December 3, 2004 @ 8:27 pm |
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yo mammas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said sorry we want weight not your credit card number 654654635766547365746257462570436275463276547326547365746257467564375 |
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Devan Williams on December 4, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and turned around and said "who threw that rock" |
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jonny on December 5, 2004 @ 1:52 pm |
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yo mommas so fat when she walks past the tv you miss 5 episodes of your favourite weekly soap drama? |
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anthony on December 5, 2004 @ 3:19 pm |
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yo mamma is so big fat and clumsey she was walking to walmart triped over k-mart and landed on target |
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cassondra on December 5, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
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yo mama so fat that when she wears a red dress they yell out yo kool aid! |
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mychal on December 5, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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yo mama’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car... bitches. |
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Ashley on December 6, 2004 @ 7:12 am |
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Your mumas so fat she jumped off a curb and ended up in a coma |
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lisa on December 7, 2004 @ 9:22 am |
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ur momma’s so fat, when she fell and broke her leg, gravy dripped out |
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Tom on December 7, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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All your mums are Fat Your AMERICAN |
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Britney on December 7, 2004 @ 3:51 pm |
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Your mom is so fat that she has to paint her fingernails with a paint roller.
Oh man you just got szerved BOI!!!!! |
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jaja on December 8, 2004 @ 7:41 pm |
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yo mama so fat she was on page 1-93 on a yearbook |
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Blimey Limey on December 9, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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AMERICANS are so fat, unlike the skinny ones here in ENGLAND!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
There is exactly *one* thin woman in all of England and her name is Posh. |
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Huggs on December 11, 2004 @ 6:03 pm |
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Your momma is so fat that she wears husky pants! |
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juno on December 13, 2004 @ 8:56 am |
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all your jokes suck...>_ |
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craig on December 17, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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my mum’s so fat !! no i mean she is! |
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sonky on December 18, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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your mumma is so fat that she needs an army to help her get to the toilet |
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bill on December 28, 2004 @ 4:55 pm |
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ur mom is so fat that she has to iron her cloths on the driveway |
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macadonald on December 28, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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ur mom is so fat when she put on a yellow dress people mistaken her as a taxi |
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freddrick billton on December 28, 2004 @ 4:59 pm |
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my nan licks scabs from a horses ring which gives the horse ring sting |
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DAN on January 1, 2005 @ 4:46 am |
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YALLS COMMENTS ARE ALL GGGGGAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EXCEPT AMANDAS |
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Ashley Danielle on May 15, 2005 @ 12:00 am |
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ur mom is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up |
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william on May 20, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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you all suck |
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TREVOR on May 20, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE HAS TO KEEP HULLAHOOPS TO KEEP HER SOLKS UP |
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aaro on May 25, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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yo momma so fat she tripprd over k-mart,stumbled over walmart and landed on target |
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Meme on May 25, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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Yo momma so fat when she walked across the TV you missed 3 episoids |
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Lizzie+Kayla on May 27, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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Yo mamma’s so fat she uses a matriss as a tapon |
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heather on May 28, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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all ur jokes are lame... |
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Sammy on May 28, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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"your momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter George Washington’s bugers came out...." |
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krissy on May 30, 2005 @ 10:32 pm |
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ur moma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
ur moma so fat , she had to go to sea world to get baptized.
ur moma so fat , she had to put lipstick on with a paint-roller.
ur moma so fat , she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time,please.
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Hot Boobs on May 31, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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Suck it bitches....your mom is so fat her gradutation was an arial....yeah BOI!!! |
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Trampoline Girl 22 on May 31, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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your mom is a twinkie whore....and so are you dumb fat men with rather obese
mommas.....yeah suck it BOI!!!! I eat poo for breakfast and so does your mom......Your
moms crap is my chocolate.....BIIIIIITCH!!! |
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Boe on June 12, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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Your mamma’s so fat she steped on a scale and it said what the hell. |
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BigGirl on June 12, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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Your momma’s so fat she went to Sea World and Shamoo go a hard-on |
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tommi on June 12, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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Your momma’s so fat she went to eat all the icecream to get fatter. |
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Alexis on June 12, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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yourmomommaso fatshe wentto jakintheboxandsheaksfor amilkshakedandthay gaveheracup water. |
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Amanda H. on June 12, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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Your momma’s so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!! |
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Amanda H on June 12, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
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gaola on June 15, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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your mommma so fatthat she wit to her firend hase and she was like wow you got fater than fat . |
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ifddasfkljdlj on June 16, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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YO momas so fat she seen a bus of white people go by and said catch that twinkie |
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radpdkdr on June 16, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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YO momas so fat she got lost at sea world we and found her swimming with the whales singing we are family |
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crackhead on June 16, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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Yo moma is so fat she could walk over the tv and fall in dawsons creek |
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marily on June 17, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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your jokes are fucken stuipid |
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Jamie on June 18, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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Yo momma is so fat that she had a lifeguard in her Cereal. |
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Roland Martinez on June 23, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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THESE ARE PRETTY LAME JOKES BEACAUSE I KNOW THEM ALL BITCHES. |
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artich0kes! on June 30, 2005 @ 1:32 am |
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y0 m0mma s0 fat, she sat on a rainbow and all the skittles fell out!!!! taste the rainb0ws suckahz!!!! |
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your bitch on July 3, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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your moms sucks and so do these fuckin jokes i mean lame things u guys need to go to hell w/ this stupid shit get a job and get a life u dumb fucks who actually read this shit!
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JMIKE on September 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE DOESNT HAVE 2 GO FAMOUS. SHES ALREADY WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!! |
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martin n on September 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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yo momma so fat when she has to get a shot they had to use the impier state bilding
yo momma so fat she has to use the great wall of china as a jump rope
u no the expreshion is not over till the fat lady sings well yo momma is that lady |
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