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your mamma so fat
Posted by: christine on December 6, 2004 @ 11:35 pm
your mamma so fat she uses a matriess for a pad
your mamma is so fat her first period was the red sea
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| From: |
fucker on December 7, 2004 @ 7:48 pm |
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i like too fuck pussy |
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us on December 8, 2004 @ 8:54 am |
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dum ass |
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nelly on December 8, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
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your momma so fat that she comes from both sides of the family.
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| From: |
caz on December 9, 2004 @ 1:08 pm |
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that’s jokes blood your a gangster
big up turkey and cyprus |
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Mahatma on December 9, 2004 @ 8:10 pm |
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Your momma is such a fat one, that I would like to spread some peanut butter on her and eat her all up!
HAHAHAHA!
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greg on December 11, 2004 @ 1:31 pm |
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you nasty motherfuckers
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ricky on December 11, 2004 @ 1:31 pm |
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leeny on December 17, 2004 @ 12:17 pm |
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your joke stale |
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leeny on December 17, 2004 @ 12:17 pm |
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your joke stale |
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Tiffany Dec. 25 2004 on December 25, 2004 @ 8:26 pm |
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Your mamas so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac. |
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TIFFANY on December 25, 2004 @ 8:35 pm |
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YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT ONE DAY SHE WAS WEARING A YELLOW SHIRT AND A LITTLE GIRL SAID LOOK MOM ITS THE SUN! |
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Tamara on January 18, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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Yo mamma is so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirit. |
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Blake on January 24, on January 24, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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Yo mamma is so fat ,she got hit by a parked car LOL |
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ASH... on January 25, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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guys u ppl r fuked..join a gangster...and get a life...hah...pffffffffttt |
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ASHLEE on January 25, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE WALKED DOWN DA STREET
IN A YELLOW RAIN COAT DEY ALL SANG OUT TAXI,TAXI....MWA LUV ME |
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gin and tonic on January 26, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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gin: your mamma so fat people throw a welcome back party everytime she turns round
tonic: your mamma so fat she turned around in spring an when she got back it was winter
gin: your mamma so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm,,,one for each time zone
tonic: your mamma so fat when she stepped of a cliff it was like steppin of a cerb to her
gin: your mammas so fat your baby pictures had to be taken by satellite
tonic: your mamma so fat that evan sumo wrestlers ran for cover when she walked in
gin: yopur mamma so fat when she farts it causes an earthquake
tonic: your mamma so fat at ure birthday she didnt need to order the trampoline she just lied on her back |
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you weekling on January 28, 2005 @ 12:42 am |
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your momma so ugly every one thought she was a exaped baboon
your momma so fat that she wares the equater as a belt
your momma so STUIPED that she got hit by a parked car
yo momma so fat that when she wor her Red jumper sute out side every one yelld
koooooooooollaid!
your momma so fat that you can useher underwere as a pairishot
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jessica and merce on January 28, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE USES DIET SOAP |
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Alexis on January 29, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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Your mamma so fat, she’s startin to look like you!!! ( i personally made that one up!!) |
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rachy + niamhy on January 31, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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your mamas so fat, when shes goes toilet people in asia think theyve been`hit by another tsunami
your mamas so fat, when she bends over theres an eclipse
your mamas so fat she she sat beside everyone in class
your mamas so fat she has to iron her trousers in the driveway! |
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ray + nay on January 31, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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all your mamas are so fat . so shut up. whats wrong with obesity so some of us are a little big. |
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Doug on February 1, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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yo mamma is so fat when she wears a yellow shirt kids say "look the sun".
yo mamma is so fat she uses bounty and some rope for a tampon]
yo mamma is so fat when she goes to the theater she sits beside every one
yo mamma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she is baking up |
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Chelsea on February 4, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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Hey
Yo mamma is soo fat that wen she jumped in the sea all da whales strt singin "we r family" |
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Rachel Adams on February 4, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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ure mamma is so fat she stuck her hed out of the car window and got arrested 4 moonon |
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Zizzzi Bug on February 5, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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Yo Mammas So Fat Wen She Jumped In The Sea She Created the tsunami |
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samantha on February 9, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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whatever on February 10, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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ur mama so fat when she wanted to take a #2 she couldn’t cause she would brake the tolet! :) |
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bulldog on February 10, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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ur mamma is so ugly she looked in the mirror and mickel jackson appeared and said ur not alone |
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pooface26 on February 11, 2005 @ 7:24 am |
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your all fat cows mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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taz\ on February 11, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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big up turkish peple |
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p diddy on February 12, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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your mommas so fat she saw a skool bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
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haleem on February 13, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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your mammas so fat she farts like dast |
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nun ya on February 14, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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your mammas so fat when she went to KFC the person at the register asked her what size bucket she wanted , she said she wanted the one on the roof . |
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nun ya on February 14, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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your mammas so fat when she went to KFC the person at the register asked her what size bucket she wanted , she said she wanted the one on the roof .
yo momma so fat i told her to act her age and she died .
yo mamma like a vacume cleaner , she sux she blows anfd she gets laid in a closet !!
lol!!!! |
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*fucker* on February 16, 2005 @ 5:02 am |
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u all mother fuckers r fat
yo mamma so fat when she wore a yello rain coat outside the kids thought she was the skool bus |
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yo mama on February 16, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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your mamas so fat that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers |
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jonnyboy on February 17, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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yo moma’s so fat they had to do hands around america jst to giv the bitch a hug |
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jonny on February 18, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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i’m in need of a pussy.. i need to fuck a hot bitch up the pussy and make her have an orgasm, she’ll be screamin i’ll be fuckin |
| From: |
fred on February 18, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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u sick son of a bitch... |
| From: |
Sonny on February 18, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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i’m havin a huge BONER!!!! I need to milk a girl’s boobs!!!MAKE UMM DRY..in fACT I ONLY DRINK MILK FRESH FROM THE BOOB |
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fuck you bitch!!!!!! on February 19, 2005 @ 1:28 am |
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your mamas so fat her asshole has been streched open so far that when people talk behind her they can here their echo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
sexy gurl on February 20, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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any hot guys wanna have sex with me? |
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youll never no on February 20, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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yo ma ma so when she does the splits she gives the road a hickey.
MUAHHHH MUAHHHHH!!!!!!!! |
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sexy gurl on February 20, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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Any guy wanna give me a wet pussy...then we will have sex |
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johnno on March 13, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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yo mamma so fat that when i went to jump on top of her i burned my ass on the lite bulb
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| From: |
Jade Tutherow on March 15, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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Nice Joke!
Heres one for u!
Ur mamma is like a vacume
she sucks blows and lay in the closet |
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don't need to know. on March 16, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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i know that this is a joke websit but can i just say to ray+nay, if you see this, this is a website for jokes.
1. dn’t call my mama fat!!
2. i don’t see the point of you coming on and saying that there is nothing wrong with obesity. if you don’t like it don’t come on you dumbass!!!!
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| From: |
nikky on March 16, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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your mamma so ugly the witches came lookin for her. |
| From: |
Quakes on March 17, 2005 @ 4:51 am |
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Your mamma is soooo fat that when the painter came to do your house, he asked, this wall too? |
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Jack 01 on March 17, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
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Your mamma is stupid she is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up fingered and dumped in the gutter and she still comes bak 4 more! lol |
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natalie on March 17, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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Your mamma is so fat that by the time she done a full turn it was her grandad’s mum’s auntys birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooo |
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DUDE!! on March 17, 2005 @ 6:15 pm |
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your familly so poor when your son steped on a lit cigarette your mom said who turned off the heat |
| From: |
chelsea on March 17, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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ur mommas so fat that wen she hopped in the community pool they called out a flash flud warning |
| From: |
brooke~jaime~evan on March 18, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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ur momas so fat that when she breast feeddshermilk is like powder!!! PoOfF!!!!! |
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brooke~jaime~evan on March 18, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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ur momas so fat that when she breast feeds her milk is like powder!!! PoOfF!!!!! |
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brooke~jaime~evan on March 18, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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ur moma so stupid she wentall the way to America to pop out ofsome guys harry ass and say hole in America!! hahalmao |
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rachel on March 18, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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your mamma so ugly her children started screaming godzilla every time she smiles |
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micky on March 18, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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your mamma is so ugly people said `the troll` under the bridge |
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HumbertoS. on March 21, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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your mamma is so fat that she went on vacation to Australia jumped in the ocean and created the stunami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Humberto S. on March 21, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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you and your mamma are so poor that I found a broken skate board next to a dumpseter, I rode it and your poor fat ass mamma came out from fucking a cat and said "GET OF THE FAMILY VEHICLE!" |
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jackass on March 26, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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your mamma’s so fat she sat on a penny and
Abraham Lincoln said get the hell off me!
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dipshit on March 26, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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yo mamma so fat that when she missed the bus she yelled out someone catch my twinkie |
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jj asshole on April 13, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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your mamma is so fat when she jupmed there was an eclipse. |
| From: |
jenna on April 16, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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if u r 13 u can add me on msn jenna_wry@hotmail.com |
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Dana on April 16, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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your mom so poor she was going to the bathroom and her kids asked what they were having for dinner and there mom farted and opened her legs and said beef and
spagettie |
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Kierly on April 17, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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YoUr MaMa Is sO fAt wHeN ShE StEpPeD oN tHe ScAlEs It SaId To Be cOnTinUed |
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jordan on April 18, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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your mama is so fat she bunjy jumped and she fell straight to HELL! lol |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cayla@ 12:57 on April 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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cayla and sean 4life I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Kay and Tay on April 20, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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Dillan ur r so HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im the one from grade 7 that likes u |
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lindsey on April 21, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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hi cayla its lindey hope you get this um sean said hi and he will see you later!!!!!!!!!! |
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YOUR MUM on April 22, 2005 @ 7:45 am |
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FUCK OFF
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YOUR MUM on April 22, 2005 @ 7:51 am |
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FUCK OFF
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AmandaLeah on April 22, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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cayla is a bitch
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cayla on April 22, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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amanda is a herpy
a sewer slut and
she sleeeps around
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cayla on April 22, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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amanda is a herpy
a sewer slut and
she sleeeps around
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someone on April 22, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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you all are fucking ass holes suck ass
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| From: |
someone on April 22, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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you all are fucking ass holes suck ass
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someone on April 25, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |
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fuck all of you bitches
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catggbf;sdfjbgjksvbi on April 25, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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you arec all hoes
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| From: |
jeremy on April 26, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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I loved that joke it was like the time i was at skool and nathen liked me! |
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michael jackson on April 26, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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ur mommas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
ur mommas so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout. |
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someone on April 29, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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your mama so old she was in the year book wit jesus
yo mama so old he has jesus’s phone number in the glovebox of her station wagon
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godzille on April 29, 2005 @ 11:10 am |
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your mamas feet are so big she uses double decker buses as roller blades. now thats a joke |
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moi70 on May 3, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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your mamas so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale!LOL |
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moi70 on May 3, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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your mamas so fat that when she lays on the beach green peace trys to push her back in
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moi70 on May 3, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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your mamas so fat she hoola hooped the super bowl
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moi70 on May 3, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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yeah im outa gas |
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me on May 4, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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mio70 is a bitch
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Katie on May 10, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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your mama is s ofat the makes me look sexy |
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MK on May 12, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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ur mama is fat that when she tripped and fell California wasn’t conected to the U.S. n e more
ur moma is so fat that all the people in the world put together couldn’t lift her
ur mama is so fat that aliens mistook her for a planet |
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Katie on May 12, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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your mama is so fuking fat that she makes sumo wreslers look anirexic
you niger nigers are so fucking ugly if you have any comment email me on katie_jgirl@yahoo.com nigers are fuck up like you your mama is ugly she got no alibye |
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black on May 12, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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bitch who the fuck you calling niger you white bitch ho
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black on May 12, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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bitch who the fuck you calling niger you white bitch ho
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nikky on May 12, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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u |
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black on May 12, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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who the fuck you takin to ho mother fuker slut bitch you ulgy shit face nikky thats how white people are |
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Katie on May 12, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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Hey black who the fuck you takin to at least i am not shit guy oh look at me i am black i am an ugly ass niger with no life
loser hey nikky are you on my side
nigers dont know nothin THEY ULGY like the shit comes from my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Natasha on May 12, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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katie you a ulgy ass bitch with no life i but u a druggy |
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Katie on May 12, 2005 @ 7:23 pm |
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what the fuck number 1 druggy is not a fuckin word
number 2 shut the fuck up you poor nigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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nikky on May 14, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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i think ur mother taught u a bad attitude |
| From: |
nikky on May 14, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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katie shut the fuck up bitch u fany rash ur the one whos got HIV. |
| From: |
nikky on May 14, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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hi natasher katie is a mole |
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nikky on May 14, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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katie shut up with ur low life story
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Katie on May 14, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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at least i am richer than you u cant even talk right you one of the shit people
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Natasha on May 14, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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r u one my side nikky |
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nikky on May 16, 2005 @ 1:25 pm |
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yes |
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nikky on May 16, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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please katie i have seen u on the street but i did
not want to say hi because of your ugly
face was in the way. |
| From: |
nikky on May 16, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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we will pray for u to get rich(never)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Katie on May 16, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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nikky u the one ulgy you shit niger |
| From: |
juan on May 16, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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suck my diiiiiiiiiiick |
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lauren_iz_here on June 10, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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ure mum is so fat when she stod next to a shark the shark looked like a ant
ure mum is so fat when she just in the sea the whales were singing ’we are family’
ure mum is so dumb she walked through a cemitry singing ’stay alive stay alive ’
ure mum so dumb sohe went to tescos toilets and pi**ed her self
ure mum so dumb she sat on the tele and watched the sofa
ur mum volandterd to feed the hippos and went she went in every1 said look at that fat hitapotamos |
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moi70 on June 12, 2005 @ 1:17 pm |
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what did you just say about me?
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| From: |
moi70 on June 16, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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toast....
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tom n joe on July 5, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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yor mumma is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
yor mum is so fat that she walked in front of the tv and i missed 3 episodes
yor mumma so fat that i saw her on channel 7 and could still see her ass on channel 42 |
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Cookie Monster on September 23, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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Yor moma is fat Theat when she steps on a dollar she makes change
Yor moma is so fat when she swam in the ocean a wale started singing "We are familiy, Even though your fatter than me." |
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Mckenzie lawson on September 23, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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Your mamma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
BEAT THAT |
| From: |
gary McFaulds on October 2, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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ur momma so ugly when she was born she was put in a incubator wae tinted windows |
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i love to lick poosy on October 2, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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that was funny as ne thing
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