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ur mama so fat that...
Posted by: allie on December 7, 2004 @ 11:03 pm
yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale it turns up a phone #
yo mama so fat that when she sits in the bathtub and u put a drop of water in there it over flows |
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Troy on December 8, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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Ha |
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Mitch on December 8, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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your momma so fat when she goes outside wearin a red dress all the kids say Cool-Aid! |
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Lewis kearney on December 9, 2004 @ 11:43 am |
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Yo momma is so STUPID she buys polos and takes them back because they have holes in them
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arun gomatam on December 9, 2004 @ 1:55 pm |
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ur mama so fat u can ski between her boobs |
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arun gomatam on December 9, 2004 @ 1:56 pm |
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ur mama so fat u can ski between her boobs |
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arun gomatam on December 9, 2004 @ 2:04 pm |
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ur mama so fat that she was 3 ft taller when she sat down |
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Indira Gandhi on December 9, 2004 @ 8:08 pm |
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Your mama so fat dat she looks like a giant lamb samosa. HAHAHAHA! |
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chronicman on December 10, 2004 @ 4:50 am |
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ur mommas so stupid she stayed up all night studying for a blood test |
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gemma on December 11, 2004 @ 12:56 pm |
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ur mamms so fat she irons her pant on the drive way |
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roy & tom on December 11, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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your mom is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittle’s poped out |
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roy & tom vol. 2 on December 11, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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your so fat baywatch let you drown |
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roy & tom vol. 2 on December 11, 2004 @ 10:46 pm |
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your so fat baywatch let you drown |
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andy on December 12, 2004 @ 2:00 am |
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your mum is so fat when she weighs herself it says one at a time please |
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Logan on December 12, 2004 @ 2:20 am |
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yo mama is so fat she tripped on walmart , tripped on kmart and landed on target |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:01 am |
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your mum is so fat then wen a trin hit her she said who throw that rock |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:03 am |
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your mum is so fat when she walked past the T.V i missed 2 episods |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:07 am |
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your mum is so fat she had a dream about marshmellows, when she woke up the pillows were gone |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:09 am |
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your mum is so fat the way she rembers her own phone number is when she steps on to the scales |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:12 am |
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your mum is so fat she cant even jump in to a concluesion |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:13 am |
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your mum is so fat she fell in love and broke it |
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corey on December 12, 2004 @ 8:14 am |
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your mum is so fat she triped over on the 4th of october and hit the ground on the 12th |
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jake on December 12, 2004 @ 6:59 pm |
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yur dad is so ugly wen he puts on a black turtle neck he looks like a broken condem |
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amy&lucy on December 12, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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your mama is so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice!!!!!! |
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amy&lucy on December 12, 2004 @ 8:58 pm |
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your mama is so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice!!!!!! |
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amy&lucy on December 12, 2004 @ 8:58 pm |
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your mama is so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice!!!!!! |
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Ralph on December 13, 2004 @ 3:36 pm |
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yo mamma is so Ugly that she has to creep up on water to get a drink!!!! |
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Dan on December 13, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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Your momma is so fat, when she cut her leg gravy pored out. |
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Dan on December 13, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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Your mamma is so fat, she was wearing a Malcolm X jacket a helicopter tried landing on her back |
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bananas on December 14, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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who mama so fat it take 2 trains and a bus to get to her good side! |
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Allison on December 14, 2004 @ 9:09 pm |
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yo mama so fat that even GOD cant lift her spirit! |
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toby oxley on December 16, 2004 @ 7:48 pm |
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yo mammas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch! |
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serge stowers on December 16, 2004 @ 7:51 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she cant even fit in the satalite photo!!!!!!
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felix goodacre on December 16, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she stands on both sides of the family!!! |
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serge stowers on December 16, 2004 @ 7:54 pm |
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yo mamma so dumb she stole free bread!!! |
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felix goodacre on December 16, 2004 @ 7:56 pm |
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yo mamma so dumb she triped over a cordless phone!!! |
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serge stowers on December 16, 2004 @ 8:00 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing we are family!!! |
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serge stowers on December 16, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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yo mamma so dumb she tried to drown a fish! |
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serge stowers on December 16, 2004 @ 8:06 pm |
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yo mamma so fat when she got in the elevater she didnt have to press the down botton!!! |
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serge stowers on December 16, 2004 @ 8:09 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she has to iron her undies on the drive way!!!
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godburger on December 17, 2004 @ 5:05 am |
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yo mammas so ugly wen she went 2 a strip club they paid her 2 keep her clothes on
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godburger on December 17, 2004 @ 5:07 am |
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yo mammas so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck |
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godburger on December 17, 2004 @ 5:08 am |
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yo mammas so ugly wen she went in2 a bank they turned all the cameras off |
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godburger on December 17, 2004 @ 5:09 am |
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yo mammas so fat that wen she put on her yellow raincoat the kids lined up 4 the skoolbus
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joran on December 17, 2004 @ 2:53 pm |
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your mamma is so fucking ugly that your dad’s breath smells like SHIT because he would rather kiss her ass than her face |
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Drea on December 18, 2004 @ 7:24 pm |
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Ur mama is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat she chased da "YELLOW SKOO BUS" Cuz she thought it was a " TWINKIE"....................hahahahahahahabaha |
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justena on December 19, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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ur mama so fat dat when they showed her a picture of her feet she couldnt even adentafie them
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Ryan on December 22, 2004 @ 1:36 pm |
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You mama so fat when she went to the sierra desert to ride the elephants the elephants road her |
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mafia on December 23, 2004 @ 1:04 pm |
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girls add me ghost_house11@hotmail.com that was funny innit |
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pip on December 24, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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ur mama so dumb she put tipex on the P.C wen she spelt a word wrong |
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Brittany and steph on December 28, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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yo mama so dumb when a skoo bus drove by she said catch that twinkie
yo mama is so fat she got in an elevator and pushed the up button and it went down |
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Jamra Minchela on December 29, 2004 @ 1:02 am |
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Hey guess what ur mama is so fat dat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooohhhh!!!!! u got told!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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irish mick on December 29, 2004 @ 8:13 pm |
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your momma is sooooo fucking stupid she got fired at an M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s |
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bien on December 29, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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your momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car |
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wassup on December 31, 2004 @ 2:05 pm |
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your mama is so stupid she fell up the stairs |
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heather,josi, laci on January 1, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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your mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits aaaaaaaaround the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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kelse on January 4, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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your mama is so fat she used a vcr has a pagger |
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Dacey & McInnes on January 7, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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ur mamma is so fat when she volountered to clean cages at the zoo all the people walking past said look at that hippopotomas |
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ur mama on January 7, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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some of the shit was and the other shit was jus lamn
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BROOKE on January 7, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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THERE WAS ONLY ONE FUNNY ONE OUT OF ALL THESE. THATS KINDA SAD, IT WAS your mum is so fat when she walked past the T.V i missed 2 episods POSTED BY COREY YAY 4 U COREY UR’S IS LIKE THE ONLY FUNNY ONE! |
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scott on January 10, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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your mama is so fat when she whent out on highheels she came back in flipflops |
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Robert on January 12, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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your mamas so stuiped she got fired from an manem factory because she ate all the wus |
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asshowl on January 12, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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your mamas so fat she went in and out and couldent come out |
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asshowl on January 12, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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your mamas so fat she went in and out and couldent come out |
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nestea-nes on January 14, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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Yo mama so stupid that they locked her up in the restroom and she shitted on herself |
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walalalala on January 30, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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your mama so old when she fart she farted out dust LOL!
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walalala on January 30, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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Your mama so fat when she wanted to go to china she only had to take one step! |
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Lauren on January 30, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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these jokes are so dumb...your mom can write them. |
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just me on February 1, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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your mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said "I’VE GOT THE POWER!" |
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Sinead on February 1, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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Yo mama so old she was told to act he age and she died.
Yo mama so fat when she on a blue rain coat everybody shouted title wave!!! |
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:P on February 2, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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yo mama so fat she got on the scales and it read " one at a time please" |
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Marlene Smith on February 5, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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Your Mama Is So Fat When She Steps On A Scale It Says To Be Continue |
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niamh on February 5, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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ur mammas so dumb her favourite colour is clear
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beki & jessie on February 6, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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ur mama is soooooooooo ugly that she walked in to a haunted house and come out with an application!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
ur mama is soooooooooooo fucking stupid and fat that she saw a big mac on tv and ate the whole fucking thing. |
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osama bin laden on February 8, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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ur mama’s so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead becuz she needed to "make-up" her mind lololol |
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osama bin laden on February 8, 2005 @ 12:46 pm |
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There was this alchoholic and was told not to drink for the whole night but when his wife was gone for an interview he had gone to the pub her wife was to be home at 10:00 sharp so he went to the pub untill then but when it was 9:96 he had to run home so he stood up and fell flat on his face so he got this idea to crawl home he got to the door and slide into his bed at 9:99 but in the morning his wife said "YOU WHERE DRINKING LAST NIGHT WEREN’T YOU!!!!" the alchoholic replies "NO!" so then she says "YOU LIAR....the pub just called you forgot your wheelchair". |
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CaRLoS AkA LiTo on February 8, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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Ya Mama IZ So dumb dat bitch.......lol.... tryed 2 drown a fish!!! |
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KItN MrMn on February 11, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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well these to popel were driving in a car and the girl said to the guy if you can get this car to go 200mph i will take off all my cloths.. so he did the we was looking at her and they hit and roock aqnd she flew out and he got sutck under the wheel ... she said what to fo he said take my shoe to cover you up and go get help so she did and went to the gas station and said can u help me and that shoe is between her legs and she said can u help me my boyfriend is stuck........LOL |
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mafia on February 11, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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man u peoples cant even say a joke. |
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Lindsay on February 12, 2005 @ 8:42 am |
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yo mamas’s so fat, she jumped in the pool and pool jumped out! |
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Troy Brown on February 12, 2005 @ 8:50 am |
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Michael Donaghie is soooooo fukin fat! he poped!!!!!!
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brandon on February 13, 2005 @ 1:38 am |
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ur mamas so dunb she starved herself to death in a supermarket |
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Renae on February 13, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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alllllll thesseeee fuking jokes r dumb west side exept ma brothers one brandon |
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Renae on February 13, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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alllllll thesseeee fuking jokes r dumb west side exept ma brothers one brandon |
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Renae on February 13, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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alllllll thesseeee fuking jokes r dumb west side exept ma brothers one brandon |
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steven berry on February 14, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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your mama so fat she fell in the grandcanyen and got stuck |
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Serena on February 16, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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Ur mammas soooo fat, everytime she turns aroun its her Birthday... |
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FREAK YAAAAAY on February 18, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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AHHHHHHH SCREAM IN MY FACE !!!!!!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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FREAK on February 18, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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CUM POP |
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FREAKO on February 18, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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U AL SMELL BAD |
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SMELLY on February 18, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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I FARTED |
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katie on February 20, 2005 @ 10:22 am |
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ur mamas soo poor when u ring her doorbell she sticks her head out the windo and yells ’’DING DONG’’ |
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joe on February 22, 2005 @ 7:57 pm |
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ha ha u guyz are stupid
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erik on February 24, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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your mama is so fat she uses a bed as a tampon |
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erik on February 24, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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your mama is so tupid she waits for the stop sign to say go |
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jcdndb on February 26, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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your mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money |
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brock on March 1, 2005 @ 8:25 am |
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ur mamas so fat dat when she sat on a nintendo it ended up as a gameboy |
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the sud is here on March 15, 2005 @ 8:03 pm |
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ur mum is so poor that in christmas she said santa claus was dead heheheheeheh |
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Vesey on March 16, 2005 @ 4:41 am |
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Ur mum is so unco she through a rock at the ground and missed
Ur mum is so unco she triped over a cordless phone
ur mum is so fat wen she stepped on the rode i swerved to miss and ran out of petrol
Ur mum is so fat wen i routed her i rolled over 3 times and i was still on the bitch
ur mum is so poor wen someone came to knock on the door she yelled out ding dong
ur mum is so fat wen she was sunbaking greenpeace tryed topush her back in to the water |
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Mr. Mr. Mr. Marlon on March 19, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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ur momma iz so fat she sit on the arch & turn it into a mcdonald sign.
ur momma iz so fat she can hula hoop in busch stadium |
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Moonsaultforever on March 19, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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Ur momma so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people yelled Taxi! |
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ashleigh manuel on March 25, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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guyz add me kween_of_bling91@hotmail.com am 13
yall mama so poor wen she a kikng a cardboard box aong the road i sed ’WOT R U DOIN?" andshe sed "MOVING"
yall mama so dumb she sat on da tv and watched da couch |
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Mackenzie W. on March 26, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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YO family is so poor that when i was in ur house and i stepped on a lit cigarette ur dad shouted out Who turned off the heat |
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brian on March 27, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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Your mamas so fat she has more chins than in a hong kong phone book |
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Julie!!! on March 30, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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Ur mama is so fat she sat on the dog and it became a beaver!!!!I luv u all add me on msn ilikeurbum@hotmail.com.....*~*Guys Only Please*~* |
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Jordan anderson on April 4, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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Your mama so fat the last time she sat on the toliet it said ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me! |
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Jordan anderson on April 4, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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Your mama so fat the last time she sat on the toliet it said ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me! |
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tag on April 26, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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ur mamas so fat when she jummped everyone yelled earthquake!!!! |
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tag on April 26, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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ur mamas so fat when she jummped everyone yelled earthquake!!!! |
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tag on April 26, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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ur mamas so fat when she jummped everyone yelled earthquake!!!! |
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tag on April 26, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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ur mamas so fat when she jummped everyone yelled earthquake!!!! |
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??????? on April 26, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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ur mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean everyone yelled tidelwave!!!!!!!!
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anthony on June 29, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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yo mama is so fat she sat on a quater and a buger poped outta george washingtons nose |
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anthony on June 29, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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ur mom is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she backin up |
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anthony on June 30, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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