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ya moms so fat
Posted by: ant ob on December 11, 2004 @ 4:47 pm
| ya moms so fat that when mcdonalds had an all u can eat day 4 free they had 2 install speed-bumps |
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Aaron on December 14, 2004 @ 3:33 pm |
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This joke is hilarious because its true and it is proply the best joke in this website |
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Allison on December 14, 2004 @ 9:03 pm |
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yo mama so fat she was walking down the street with a yellow raincoat on and people started yelling TAXI!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Cheng on December 14, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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Your momma is so fat that she weighs more than 120 lbs! What a FAT BITCH! |
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snoop on December 14, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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ya mums afat fuck |
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snoopy on December 14, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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ya mums a lone turd muncher ass cruncher pussy puncher knobjok |
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y5ytjy on December 14, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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Niall on December 15, 2004 @ 8:00 am |
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yo moma is so fat when she went to school she used to sit next to everybody
yo moma is so fat when she fell over and broke her leg gravy started pouring out |
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seth on December 17, 2004 @ 9:51 pm |
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go hang yourself, just kidding, but no, really go do it |
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ben on December 18, 2004 @ 12:08 am |
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your momma is so fat she jumped and got stuck |
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jgrsd on December 19, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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dude
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JEAN on December 20, 2004 @ 2:11 pm |
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U MAMMA IS LIKE A SCRAMBLER ONE KICK AND SHES OF
U MAMMA IS LIKE A SECOND HAND DART BOARD SO MANY PRICKS IN HER |
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ant ob on December 23, 2004 @ 1:45 pm |
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oh u nob heads dont go dissin my mom or i will find u and kick the fukin shit out of u all so fuck u and ya famaly twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
and seth go hang your self and ya mamma befor i stab the fuck out of you u mongified retard |
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jos on December 24, 2004 @ 8:05 am |
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yo moma’s so fat she needs a boomerang to wear her belt :o |
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joe on January 4, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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that was the shittiest joke i’ve heard in my life u shud be ashamed of urself
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Alex Urdarevik on January 4, 2005 @ 8:03 pm |
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Ur mom is so fat when she died god said she is going up but bravity said she is coming down!!!!!!! |
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cmd on January 5, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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it sucks
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Alex Urdarevik on January 6, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat in space she weighs the same!!! |
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fuad aboulela on January 6, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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Your mother’s cellulite dimples are so cavernous, she loses dollops of pâté in them |
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alex urdarevik on January 6, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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Yo mama is so fat lyposuction didnt effect her!!! |
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fuad aboulela on January 6, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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Your mother is so grossly obese, even her brawny attendant grunts when lifting her! |
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fuad aboulela on January 6, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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hay alex
remember at sckool |
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anurag kumar on January 7, 2005 @ 5:14 am |
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your mamas so fat i ran out of gas driving round her |
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anurag kumar on January 7, 2005 @ 5:18 am |
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your mamas so fat put i drop of water in the tub and it ever-flows |
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yo sup on January 7, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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yo ur moms so fat she put on a yellow rain coat walked past a kid and he said mommy i missed da bus. |
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gonaa on January 12, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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u so fat dat wen u died god couldnt even pik up ur soul |
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i luv matt on January 13, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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ive heard betta jokes but i supose its ok |
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slim shaddy on January 15, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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ur moms so fat she played pool wit da planets |
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Alex u. on June 9, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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ur name is krishani!!!!!!!!The ultimate burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuad on June 9, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! |
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