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phat ass bitch
Posted by: josh conzonere on December 13, 2004 @ 9:59 pm

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your mom is so fat she uses a paint roller to put on her lipstick


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From: jessie on December 14, 2004 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: this is some funny crap dude

From: angel #1 on December 15, 2004 @ 4:10 am
Comment: dennis from eastenders is so sexy

From: angel#1 on December 15, 2004 @ 4:11 am
Comment: jessis y r u tryin 2 be so funny

From: angel#1 on December 15, 2004 @ 4:21 am
Comment: why is your mom so fat coz she looks like u

From: juno on December 15, 2004 @ 10:21 am
Comment: wow.....(sits calmy ..not laughing) o yay that was REAL funny....ha ha funny....i’ve seen better..thats why i replied

From: juno on December 15, 2004 @ 10:22 am
Comment: im at school my friends dont find this joke ammusing..
thats why i replied

From: juno on December 15, 2004 @ 10:24 am
Comment: O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY O_o THAT WASNT FUNNY ....THANK YOU..bt forever

From: alex on December 15, 2004 @ 2:32 pm
Comment: that suckes dick

From: Kevin Criscione on December 15, 2004 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: My girl is really skinny, I would like her to get some meat on her bones so I could fuck her harder, I f you have any suggestions please leave comments.


From: Hey Kevin on December 16, 2004 @ 1:02 am
Comment: stop feeding her cocaine and shove some cake down her throat

From: Glen Stark on December 16, 2004 @ 9:13 pm
Comment: Do you believe that thats 42 beers.

From: jorge on December 17, 2004 @ 9:55 am
Comment: full her up with the shit after lipo sucktion

From: fg on December 21, 2004 @ 6:48 pm
Comment: omfg all get a fukin life u sad twats

From: zak on December 23, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: YO BLUD THIS JOKE JUST STINKS LK JOSHZ MOM,HEAR THIS JOKE,IT COMES OUT OF MY BUM LK JOSHZ MOM DIARRIYA, YO AND JOSHUA UR MOMZ SHIT IN BED ,AND UR MOM IS OLD,SHE FARTS OUT DUST U FUKIN BITCH AND SUK UR GRANDMA.

From: linley on December 24, 2004 @ 6:38 am
Comment: this joke is a bag of shit in a very good way

From: Chris on December 26, 2004 @ 8:56 pm
Comment: Yanna is so sexy!When are you going to let me fuck again..!!!And i talked
to your man yesterday ha ha ha ha ha...

From: kk on December 26, 2004 @ 11:58 pm
Comment: that was some cean shittttttttttttttt muthafuker

From: sexy on December 29, 2004 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: to chris you fuckin nasty ass prick. you didint get any pussy you fuckin liar


From: lil romeo on December 30, 2004 @ 1:08 pm
Comment: chill i understand yo motherfuckin all lot of yas ya mum and dad didnt bring u up right
no offense
biaachhhhhh

From: Fresh prince on December 30, 2004 @ 1:09 pm
Comment: who da fuck du u fink u are chattin shit like at bout us
jackassssss

From: lil romeo on December 30, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: yeah well jackassssssssss
u dick face
u fucked
u shit
u chattin shit bout others
yo mama and dadad find out what u wrote on ere
then u wont fink big of ya selfs
peace out
b town
motherfuckers

From: HEY KEVIN on December 30, 2004 @ 6:18 pm
Comment: THIS IS TO KEVN
I LOVE U SO MUCH DO MY PUSSY SO HARD I AM SKINNY WITH A LITTLE MEAT WITH A BIG ASS THO AND HOW LONG R U

From: I HEART U on December 30, 2004 @ 6:21 pm
Comment: DIS IS 2 ZAK!!!!!!! I WANNA SCREW U HARDER THAN TIFFANY DID.HOLLER BACK. I THINK UR SO HOTT.CUZ.

From: Hiya on January 2, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: Lmao not iyz ure momma who’s probably like that

From: j on January 18, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
Comment: santa is a fat dick sucking, shit eating, pig fucker

From: j on January 18, 2005 @ 8:30 pm
Comment: Santa is a fat dick sucking, shit eating, pig fucker. And his bitch sucks off all the elfs every night.

From: ali khan on January 19, 2005 @ 10:13 am
Comment: ur mums tits any way fuck this im single 14 years old any fit gals wanna go out im from slough and i give 20 pound for some to give head to me that was a funny joke your dum motherfuckers

From: raza on January 19, 2005 @ 10:15 am
Comment: you mama so fat that she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed and they throwed a blanket over the ocean now thats a motherfucking funny one.

From: Jonathan on January 21, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: i made this one up u fucking whore bate

From: jay&jay on February 17, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
Comment: i,m back u mother fucking bitches and i,m gonna take down the sexy bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

From: ladymagnet on June 25, 2005 @ 9:17 pm
Comment: any sexy girls that want to talk to me then just leave your numbwe

From: sexyskittles on June 25, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
Comment: lady magnet my number is 259-3862

From: horny on June 28, 2005 @ 10:10 am
Comment: your mum is so poor she couldn’t pay attention

   
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