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yur momma
Posted by: Dale on December 14, 2004 @ 6:36 pm

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Your momma so fat when she got in the tub there was no room for the water


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From: alex on December 15, 2004 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: your mamma is so fat that she needs a bed sheet for a thong

From: alex on December 15, 2004 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: your mamma is so fat that she needs a bed sheet for a thong

From: killer on December 15, 2004 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: yur mamma fat when she sit on a rainbow skittles fall out

From: Jeremy on December 15, 2004 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: your mamma is so fat that when she did the splits she gave the ground a hicky

From: jenny n Remmy on December 16, 2004 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: Your mama is so fat she’s like Disneyland you can’t see her all in one day!
Your mama is so fat she goes out in high heels and comes back in flip flops!

From: jimmy on December 16, 2004 @ 5:35 pm
Comment: Your mama is so fat her shadow ways 300 pounds

From: Allison on December 16, 2004 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: yo mama so fat GOD said let there be light and move her fat ass

From: G3auto on December 16, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: your momma is so fat when she walks her ass claps.

From: srrege on December 16, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: FUCK YOU ALL THESE JOKES ARE A PEICE OF SHIT

From: jordan on December 16, 2004 @ 11:25 pm
Comment: i fucking agree fuckers these are shit house

From: ppop[[ on December 17, 2004 @ 1:16 am
Comment: these jokes r fucking dumb now ill go tpae my girlfriend paris hilton

From: ur worst nite mare on December 17, 2004 @ 6:56 am
Comment: stop swearing u nauty people im only a widdle baby!!!! ha ha aint that funny

From: benjalamelami on December 17, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
Comment: yo momma is so fat, i tried to drive around her but i ran out of gas.

From: Adel Featherstone on December 17, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
Comment: Im so fat aoife o shea has to grease the door so my ass can fit through

From: cedrick on December 19, 2004 @ 4:03 pm
Comment: ya’ll some lame ass niggas. GARY,INDIANA stand up my niggas!!! Delany Projects rep!

From: shiz-nit on December 21, 2004 @ 6:53 pm
Comment: THESE JOKES FUCKIN SUCK ASS!!! WHO EVER MADE THESE UP SHOULD DIE
OR GET IMPALED BY A 7 FOOT SPEAR!!!!

BECAUSE YO MAMA IS SO FUCKIN FAT,THE SCIENTIEST HAS DECLARED HER ASS AS THE 10TH PLANET!!!!!!!!
BITCH!!

From: Phoenix on December 26, 2004 @ 10:28 pm
Comment: I seriously think these jokes are a little outdated and there is no hilarity what so ever. create a porn site and have a little fun with yourselves.

From: INYOURS on December 28, 2004 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: GET A LIFE

From: hulk on December 28, 2004 @ 11:43 pm
Comment: ya mama is fat she can’t talk cuz she couking on her nick fat

From: i h8 hulk on March 3, 2005 @ 6:17 am
Comment: that was fukin lame

From: nunya666420 on March 16, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
Comment: ur mommas so fat that when she went to sea world to get baptized she squished shamoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha!!!fuckers..............

From: chris on April 11, 2005 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: im ugly

From: Marvin on May 10, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Comment: your mom so fat that when she pass by the tv she miss5 shows.

From: Marvin on May 10, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Comment: your mom so fat that when she pass by the tv she miss5 shows.

From: bkessary on May 17, 2005 @ 11:33 pm
Comment: your mom is so fat her belly button has an echo

From: bkessary on May 17, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: your mom so fat her shadow has strect marks

From: bkessary on May 17, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
Comment: your mom is so fat when she goes to the buffet....they have to put sped bumps in

From: NANA on May 30, 2005 @ 12:29 am
Comment: ALL YA FUCKIN PPL MUST B WHITE....YA ALL FUCKIN STUPID AS HELL I SWEAR TO GOD

   
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