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fatness of ur mom
Posted by: hjautscthin on December 18, 2004 @ 9:47 pm
Yo momma’s sooo fat that I couldn’t get down there last night
( down there means her vagina) |
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jean on December 20, 2004 @ 1:56 pm |
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THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER |
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bec on December 20, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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thats so funny u sick freek |
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turkey jizz on December 21, 2004 @ 2:44 am |
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if i wanted to hear something smart...i’d fart |
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vizion1389 on December 21, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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that joked sucked man!!!!!!!
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lilly on December 21, 2004 @ 11:50 pm |
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that joke is sooo not funny |
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Ally on December 21, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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that was stupid |
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boy on December 22, 2004 @ 7:01 am |
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wot a shitty joke u tit head go and kill urself u TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Laura on December 22, 2004 @ 12:12 pm |
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ur mama’s so old that her breast milk is powder! |
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kiki on December 22, 2004 @ 9:06 pm |
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stop copyin from White Chicks. |
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Billy on December 22, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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that joke was pure shit |
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crack on December 24, 2004 @ 12:39 am |
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ur moms so fat shes on both sides of ur family |
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derek heslop on December 24, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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your mom when i fucked her i had to roll her in flour until i found a wet spot |
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peaches on December 25, 2004 @ 11:49 pm |
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that was sick and stupid |
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Cobain_lover on December 27, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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dont complain that jokes r sick...mayb u havent noticed but the joke site is called "dirtyjokesinc"...so obviously its gunna hav jokes that r dirty, sick what ever u wanna call them. this joke was stupid tho |
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BigTymer on December 29, 2004 @ 2:00 am |
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dumbest thing I ever herrd |
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angelica lachhab on December 30, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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nigga please leave me a message!!!!!!! ur mamma so fat her strech marks spell out ’’big bitch". and not only is she fat she stupid 2 cuz she starred at the orange juice for 3 hours because it said consentraite. |
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david penns girl on December 30, 2004 @ 5:52 pm |
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im so fat i love these jokes o he nigga whats ur # |
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no one on January 2, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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that is the worst fucking joke i have ever herd you r a sick basterd fucking idiot |
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hmmmmm on January 2, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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go fuck ur self bitch |
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UR FATHER on January 2, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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WAIT,WHAT????????? |
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black biatch on January 3, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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ur mom is like a fone she was on virgin now she is on pay as u go
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ur mother on January 5, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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ur mom is like a fone she was on virgin now she is on pay as u go
NOW THATS A GOOD ONE BITCH |
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aj on January 5, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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dat sucks |
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ur daddy on January 11, 2005 @ 8:31 am |
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Ur momma is so fat that her rolls have rolls
UR momma has more roles than a bakery
Ur momma is so fat that when she went to the beach whales came up to her and said
"we are family" |
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Ur daddy...... again on January 11, 2005 @ 8:46 am |
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ur so poor that i walked in ur front door and fell out the back
Ur so poor that when i dropped a match in you house a bunch of rats came up to it and said clap your hands stomp ur feet close the door cause we got heat.
I Fucked ur fat mom |
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haha on January 11, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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stupid people lol so funny sounding and stuff |
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lil mizz star on January 11, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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dat is da shitist joke i have ever heard
i fink u shud go n get sum fuckin life
eh em please
p.s. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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BeowMan on January 12, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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HAHAHA, i love the "Ur so poor..." jokes, they’re great, especially the rat one, this website is so funny, everyone swears nonstop! |
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foxydevil/angel555 on January 13, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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ur a sicko!!!!
If ur moma’s so fat i wonder what u look like????????
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ur mOm on January 16, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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ur mom so scary Fready Crugar has nightmare |
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ur mom on January 16, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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ur moms so fat Jenny Creag has nightmares. |
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LOLINTERNET on January 16, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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I CAN YELL INSULTS CUZ I NO HE CRAES LOLOLOLOL ^_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________^
LOL INTERNET |
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Ben Bizier on January 18, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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YOUR MOM!!! hahahahhahahah |
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u r wannabes! on January 20, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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u ppl need to get lives! all u do is sit here n try n sound hard n tough by swearing on a damn website! i give it to u neva heard as tough ppl as u lot before |
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123u_aint-me() on January 20, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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............................................:-) some people think these jokes arent funny... but me on the other hand think that...THESE JOKES CAN SUCK MY BIG HAIRY BALLS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-0 SO SCREW URSEVES OR UR MOM, BUT REMEBER DONT MAKE ANY JOKES THEY SUCK DONKEY DICK!!!!
BIG HAIRY BALLS YET AGAIN............. :-$
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ur mum on January 21, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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ur mums so ugly she makes blind ppl cry |
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HAHA on January 21, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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Let’s think of jokes here and not yell at each other, okay? This is a damn joke site! |
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black biatch on January 22, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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ur mom is so bum she got hit by a parked car
ur mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles poped out
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ha on January 22, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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ha that makes no sence |
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whats crackin on January 22, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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Yo mama is so stupid she took an hour to make minute maid |
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THE NIG on January 25, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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WhAT THE FUCK EVEN THE COMMENTS ARE MORE FUNNIER!!!!!!!!!!!
WIDE NOSE BREATHING ALL THE WHITE MANS AIR |
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coxsucker on January 25, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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UR mamas so fat she uses mexico as her tanning bed |
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sick twerp on January 27, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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That was fucking stupid, I didn’t even laugh..........whatever |
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imm ur dad on January 27, 2005 @ 5:03 am |
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fuck all u netropheliaces use are all my children becauz i did it all ur moms
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69 styler on January 27, 2005 @ 5:06 am |
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ur jokes fuck like hell and ur all goin 2 hell burn u mother fucker burn |
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f u on January 28, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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ur mum is a fukin pussy |
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pussy on January 28, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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your mum is a pussy i had her last night but she was a fAT cant man she had hardly no tits or vagina you stupid mother fucker.
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pussy on January 28, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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your mum is a pussy i had her last night but she was a fAT cant man she had hardly no tits or vagina you stupid mother fucker. |
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i luv niggas on January 28, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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what yo say bout my momma son dont be talkin bout my momma son yo dont no my momma bitch!!!!!
p.s UR mom is a fuckin pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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edward torresw on January 28, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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im joe |
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Jessica on January 28, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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ur mamma so old that i told her to act her age and she died!!! |
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dude on January 29, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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ur mama is so fat she uses a bed matress for a maxi pad...
ur mama is so poor when stomped out there cigarette bud she cried who turned out the heat
hahaha what a sick perv im shur u cna find ur way donw there tho u know all the detours and shortcuts eh?? |
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BOB on February 12, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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UR MOM IS FATTER THAN MINE HAHAHAHA |
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adam n ross on February 13, 2005 @ 6:39 am |
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ya mom is so fat that wen she went 2 school she sat nxt 2 evry1
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klark on February 16, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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ur not talking about ur mom because the same thing happened to me with your mom and when i did find it i shot right back up and through up |
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ur mom on February 17, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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ummm urrrrrrr funnneeeyyyy
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ksl;kghlsgkl;skgl;ks on February 18, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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u suck u could make better ones like yo momma is so fat that wen she put on a rain coat the calld ’TAXI’’ |
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DZG on February 18, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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GDGDAGFGDGDFGD |
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will on May 28, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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this is the most stupidest joke i have ever heard
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