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ur mum
Posted by: sandra on December 30, 2004 @ 11:46 am
| ur mum is so fat when she goes outside we lose 3days of sunlight!. |
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michi on December 31, 2004 @ 11:50 pm |
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u suk |
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bengi on December 31, 2004 @ 11:50 pm |
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ur really good keep up the good work
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mark on December 31, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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i luv cox |
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robert decmber 3 on January 2, 2005 @ 3:58 am |
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stop talking about your mum that way bitch |
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G on January 2, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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UR MUM IS UGLY WHEN SHE GOSE TO A STRIP CLUB PEOPLE PAY HER TO KEEP HER CLOSE ON |
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on January 2, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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FUCK ME BEBY
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G on January 2, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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UR NANS A GERMAN PIMP
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Danielle on January 2, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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That was really funny thats probably the only one that I did hear that was
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Bith on January 2, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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Oh yeah well Sandra ure momma so fat she misses 4 adverts when she walks past the TV |
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Sam on January 2, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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your mommys so fat she is ugly |
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G AND DONALD on January 3, 2005 @ 7:07 am |
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UR JOKE IS SO DRY ITS DRYER THAN THE QUEENS FOOT |
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G AND DONALD on January 3, 2005 @ 7:10 am |
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DANIELLE U TRY TO TAKE THE PISS U FUCKING HOLE SUCK MY BALLS |
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DONALD AND G on January 3, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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ALL YOU MON FUCKERS TELL YOU MUMS TO SEE ME 10:00PM SATERDAY |
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I <3 fat jokes on January 3, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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person "G" on Jan. 2 @ 2:31 PM...you used the wrong "close" it’s "clothes" in the context you used it dipshit |
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goose on January 3, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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Mum? Who uses the lable "Mum" besides Brits?
It just sounds better when you say Mom or Mother.
"Piss off you stupid Wanka!" |
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goose on January 3, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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Why is your Mum so fat?
Because I shot my load in her and she hasn’t had your brother or sister yet!
You can call me daddy or dad, whatever you like best.
HA HA HA! |
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keon on January 3, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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i never heard that joke it was really funny |
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jacob on January 3, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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that is not a very nice way to talk about your mum |
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pito on January 3, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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This joke is so lame |
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G AND DONALD on January 4, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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chris ur is nan is a german pimp |
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alex on January 4, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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pilto tell your mum iow her some money from last night
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Phillo on January 4 on January 4, 2005 @ 7:51 am |
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out of 10 .......0! that was shit. for fuck sake it makes me laugh you actually bother to put that online! crazy bitch!
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alex on January 4, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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YOUR MUM WAS 10 OUT OF 10 LAST NIGHT IN BED
PS THESE ARE NOISES WE MADE UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME BABY HARDER HARDER SEE WHAT I MEAN PHILLO THATS TO U |
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Christina Bell on January 4, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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I’m so fat my S.T.D is red and growing mold! Call 4 a good time 412-583-1371.
I live a 642 Beaver st.,Turtle Creek ,PA 15145 |
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Christina Bell on January 4, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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I’m so fat my S.T.D is red and growing mold! Call 4 a good time 412-583-1371.
I live a 642 Beaver st.,Turtle Creek ,PA 15145 |
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mike on January 4, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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wana have a good time |
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Charlie on January 4, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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wasnt funny |
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SHANNON on January 5, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
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ur momma so fat >> after sex , i roll over twice ... and im still on the bitch !! !!!!! |
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ballzac on January 6, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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ha you suck!
Your moma’s so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. |
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aj on January 7, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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yo dawg sandra can u do me a favor |
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aj on January 7, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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go ask ur mom who got her pregnant sndra
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lewis and nay on January 7, 2005 @ 7:49 am |
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ya mams so fat she got hit by a parked car |
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big johnson on January 9, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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this joke is fuckin old homie get some new shit
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biff on January 10, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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do u wana know how ur mum tastes?smell my breath |
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shane on January 18, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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ur mums so fat she pressed up in the lift and went down!
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shane on January 18, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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ur mum went out side with a rain coat on and evry1 said look at that fire engin
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chelsea b. on January 18, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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ur mom is so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and when she went outside every one yelled that the sun was falling lolololololololololololol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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WTF on January 27, 2005 @ 6:16 am |
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that was shit! get better ones dick heads |
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Jason on January 28, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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WTF Mum Fcks A horse UP the ass and try she try turning round but her ASS was Too Fat she just flatenned the a horse and made a horse noise in fright of her face. UR MUM HAS NO TITS FLAT
CHESTED. |
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gangsta no1 on February 12, 2005 @ 7:49 am |
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ur mums so fat shes got her own area code |
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gangsta no1 on February 12, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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ur mums so fat shes got her own area code |
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gangsta no1 on February 12, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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ur mums so fat shes got her own area code |
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yo on February 13, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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cool site at www.MyGoodShit.com |
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dirty-dangerman on February 16, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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all of ur mums taste like mouldy cheese |
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porta on February 16, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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ur mum is so fat wen she lies around da houe she lies around da house
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ENGLISH!!!! on February 17, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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U fukin yankie bastards i h8 u all fukin yanks |
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Sepy on February 18, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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THAT CUSS IS GOOD BUT... UR MUMS SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTIZED IN SEA WORLD... |
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Haz* on February 21, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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I don’t quite get this website, no one seems to be telling any "your mum" jokes, but instead is threatening people....
Your mum is so fat that when she has an orgasm it rains in Africa |
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sim on February 21, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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u jipin me mom!!!!!! |
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lou on February 24, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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it was shit i could of done better fuck all u lot |
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Aimee on February 25, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
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ur mums so fat that wen she stood on the scales it said to be continued + jacob is a fuckin prick :) |
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haha on February 25, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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u lot r sad cumin on to this site to talk about jokes u noobs u fucking dicks |
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haha on February 25, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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ur mum is so fat that wen god said let there b light she tried to move |
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haha on February 25, 2005 @ 12:41 pm |
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ur mum is so fat she uses a matres for a tampon
ur mum is so fat she uses a vcr as a pager
ur mum is so fat that wen she irons her clothes she has to do it on the drive
ur mum so fat when your friends got invited to ur party they sed "i like your bouncy casle" and pointed to your mum’s ass
ur mum is so fat she jumped in the air n got stuck
ur moms sooooooo fat that she comes from both sides the family
yr mum is so fat that wen she jumped in2 the sea the whales sang : we are family |
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BuFf tInG BaBy on February 25, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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ur mums soo fat ..wen she jumped in the sea.. the sea jump out
ur mums so fat .. ur neihgbour sed"ooh its chilli out side" ur mum came our side wid a bowl n spoon
ur mum ssoooo fat she got on the scales n it sed ..WE WANT UR WIEHT NOT UR TELEPHONE NUMBER
ur mums soo ugly sh made an onion cry BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP lololololololl jokes
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nun ur fukin buisnes on February 26, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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Ur mum so hairy it looks like she got bob marly in a leg lock |
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cooky on February 28, 2005 @ 9:00 am |
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u lot r shit i can say ten jokes at once u bunch of fucking mongrels. |
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cooky monsta on February 28, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
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any girls up for sukin nob
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london rules on March 1, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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ur mums so fat that when she stood on the scales it said we want your weight not your phone number. fuck all u yankes
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ella n amy r a buzz! on March 4, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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COOKY GO N DEN SMART ASS SAY 10 JOKES...U FUCKIN DOG! HAHAHAHAAH NEY LADS WANA CAHT ON MSN 2 ENGLISH GIRLS ERE! X |
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ELLA....AMY! on March 4, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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wana CHAT* on msn lmao!
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ella*n* amy on March 4, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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cooky wer ya from? |
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ella*n*amy!i! on March 7, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
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ahahahahahahahaha wer from england lmao! u beta write bk boi! |
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jj on March 8, 2005 @ 5:23 am |
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooommmmmmmmmmm |
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ella n amy r a buzz! on March 12, 2005 @ 1:36 pm |
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haha wow hu can do a speech!? check all dat u waffled bout ha! btw ella AND amy? cant av both can ya !?! dis is ella btw so u beta rite summit bk addressed 2 ella n not amy ! ps ella n amy r manchetser birds n proud!i!I!i! |
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ella... on March 12, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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btw dat last message was 2 LEEDS LADS.........OW MANY IS DER OF YA!?! |
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ella... on March 12, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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btw dat last message was 2 LEEDS LADS.........OW MANY IS DER OF YA!?! |
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ella... on March 12, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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btw dat last message was 2 LEEDS LADS.........OW MANY IS DER OF YA!?! |
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ella on March 14, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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ERM FUKIN BLANKED DEN LEEDS LADS!
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ella on March 14, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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ERM FUKIN BLANKED DEN LEEDS LADS!
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xxxamyxxx on March 14, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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hi amy u smell
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scott n amy on March 14, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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amy n scotty rule 4eva u piss face |
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xxxscottyxxxx on March 14, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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u smell 2 |
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pooface on March 14, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit u milf amy rules
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cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt on March 14, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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shit poo smells like alex
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scotty pie on March 14, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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hoooooooooooooooooooooooolly rules |
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scott hutty on March 14, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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ali is a pile of shit |
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scott hutty on March 14, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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Maggie can i have 1 |
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brian rogers on March 14, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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scott hutson sucks so much f*ckin donkey dinaling he cant swollow his mums milk |
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Rob on March 14, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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u lot r bare pussy cum up east london nd we will c hus mum is fat |
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*+Baby Gangsta+* on March 15, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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god man u r all fuckin shit at dese actin all fuckin flash!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ELLA *N* AMY! on March 15, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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ERW HOLLY U DNT RULE U FUKIN DUTTY ANGIN FAT SWET ......MANCHESTER BIRDS N PROUD 05!! HAHA! LEEDS LADS U BETA URRY UP N ANSWER !
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ELLA *N* AMY! on March 15, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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ERW HOLLY U DNT RULE U FUKIN DUTTY ANGIN FAT SWET ......MANCHESTER BIRDS N PROUD 05!! HAHA! LEEDS LADS U BETA URRY UP N ANSWER !
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ella! on March 15, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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amy sucks toes 05! aha!
lv ya chik ella x |
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randall on March 16, 2005 @ 6:54 am |
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ur mum is so fat she mite net 2 go fat fithteres
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ella* on March 16, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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orite did i g-man? u must of enjoyed it if u remember ow much i swallowed den u prick.... haha! |
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someone on March 16, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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ur mum is so fat she ate a donut |
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ella* on March 16, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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haha amy kiss me teeth
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emma on March 16, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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these r realy kool thnanx |
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ella! on March 18, 2005 @ 9:51 am |
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erm ok joe boe did i do a good job!?
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Joe Boe on March 18, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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hell yh |
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DARCY on March 19, 2005 @ 5:04 am |
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HEY WASSUP ANY1 OUT THERE CALL ME 0400431096 ANY CHIX PLZ CALL L8ARZ |
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ella! on March 19, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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ney time joe boe! ha only buzzin fuk off! i aint a slag !!! haha |
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ELLA*N* AMY!! on March 19, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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ella n amy r sik ass g’s!! haha from MANCHETER! ney lads wana chat on msn?? den tlk bk bitches!! |
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7uu6rer45t6yuy7i8 on March 19, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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ur mum
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ella n amy! on March 19, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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ya nana
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dick on March 20, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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ur mums so old when i patted her on the back her tits fell off lol |
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AxGothicxRomance on March 21, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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thats so fucking lame!!!
and ur so fucking lame!!! |
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dad on April 12, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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fuck off viagra boy Duane Mckenna |
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STEPHAINIE WILSON on April 14, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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UR MUM |
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P DIDDY on April 14, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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I LOVE UR MOTHER |
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MAREEN on April 14, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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I LUV EVERY ONE INCLUEDIN PERRY |
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Gunit on April 14, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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your mum is fat she couldent fit in the phone box when she was tryin to call the police |
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STEPH WILLSON on April 17, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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UR MUM SUCK DICK |
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fuk u on April 18, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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your al fukin wankes suc my dik |
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fuk u on April 18, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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your al fukin wankes suc my dik |
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u get on my tits on April 18, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
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your all rednek bastards and have tiny diks eat my shit |
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ELLA*N* AMY!! on April 19, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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awww alrite now uve all killed it wiv the "ur all FUKIN WANKERS N CUM UP EAST LONDON ...BLAH BLAH BLAH U ALL CHAT BARE POO N LICK US OUT LADS!!! LMFAO!! MANCHESTER IS DA BEST THEN THE REST U BUMBA CLARK PUSSYHOLES!!
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craig on April 19, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ella n amy u crack me up lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u funneh, but manchester sucks + ur 2 r so ugly even ur nightmares ave nights and u 2 r so fat u had to go to seaworld to get baptised |
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craig on April 19, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ella n amy u crack me up lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u funneh, but manchester sucks + ur 2 r so ugly even ur nightmares ave nights and u 2 r so fat u had to go to seaworld to get baptised |
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juels on April 20, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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ur mums so dum she took a spoon 2 the superbowl
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steven on April 20, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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ur mum is soooooooooo fat that wen she went swimmin wid the whales the sang ’WE R FAMILY!!!!!!’ |
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john smith on June 25, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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garys mum is so old |
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ashley hargreaves on June 26, 2005 @ 6:22 am |
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i saw ur mum the other day down an allyway movin a wheeley dustbin. i said 2 her wat u doin and she said movin house |
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ur mum on June 27, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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ur mum |
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nunofurbiz on June 27, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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UR MUM IS SO QUEER THEY CALL HER THE QUEEN QUEER |
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nunofurbiz on June 27, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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UR MUM IS SO QUEER THEY CALL HER THE QUEEN QUEER |
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FUK ME! on June 27, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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OMG!! UR FUKEN JOKES SUK !! U FAT ASS BITCH |
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Theo on June 29, 2005 @ 10:06 am |
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Can any of you speak the Queens English? |
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ajay hayer on July 1, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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marks mum
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ur mum on July 1, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
| Comment: |
ur muma
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ighdas]gdsadfdsdick on July 2, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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That’s what your mum said |
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manduh on july 5 on July 2, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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all of u shit stains suk shit get betta mother fukin jokes fukin hell i went on dis website 2 look at jokes n instead i found shit lidool piece of advice get sum help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR MUM!
LUV MANDUHXXX |
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MANDUH on July 2, 2005 @ 9:25 pm |
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UR FUKIN MUM GO FARKEN SUK UR MAMAZ PUSSY |
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a on July 3, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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Is you inability to spell hereditary or are you just a moron through your own doing? |
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claude on September 23, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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there all shit ur mum is so fat she makes rik waller look skinni!!!!!!! |
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ur mum on September 23, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
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all u people suck balls man go home all da jokes ar dry dis is wot u call a joke
ur mum is so ugly she makes blind kids cry loolloolollool
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daniel on September 23, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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ur moma is so fat when she jumped in the sea jumped out. ur moma is so fat she jumped in the and the wales started singing we are family |
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ur mum on September 23, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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ur mum so dumd she gt lost in adsa and starved to death |
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peach69vallett on October 4, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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you are all horney lill fuckers! but your fuckin sexy too!
keep it up, or ill get my fuckin whip out boy. . . .
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fran on October 4, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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go and plait your mums hairy chest!! |
| From: |
bob on October 7, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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ur mums so fat she cant fit through a doble electric door |
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