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you know your fat when
Posted by: danny on January 23, 2005 @ 9:48 am
you know your fat when.......
you sit on a chair and the chairs around you start to break!
another person bigger than you walks by and says, dang!!!!
when you go on a diet and you gain weight.
a buffet seems oddly small to you.
you look in your frige and theres nothing inside [ yet u dont remember eatting anything]
when you yawn in a shirt you bought yesterday and it passes your belly button.
when you weight yourself and your scale passes zero more than once. |
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| From: |
cdud on January 24, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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or when u go to take a shit a sit down and stand up and toilet is shaken |
| From: |
joe green on January 25, 2005 @ 3:03 am |
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
| From: |
fatguy on January 25, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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look guyz dont make fun of fat ppl, they’ll sit on u |
| From: |
Tino on January 26, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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THIS JOKE SUX! |
| From: |
Homer on January 26, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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these jokes suck so much u could find better ones up ur ass |
| From: |
Styles on January 28, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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Fuck that was fuckin lame |
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abdar on January 28, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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man you fucks are major assholes... wtf is the point of this site.. all people do is make fun of other people cuz they got jokes up here... some of them are good your all just a bunch of fuckin ass faces |
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.. on January 29, 2005 @ 6:37 am |
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You know your fat when; all you do is sit around making lame fat jokes all day.
Spastics. |
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cheese head on February 13, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
these fucking jokes suck more than your mom
Holy shit i could get better jokes from Sesame Street |
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Pancake on February 13, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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Man you guys rock fat people walk so slow and when you say excuse me to get past they say huh? because their fat has grown over there ears |
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Sarah Schonken on February 13, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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Your JOKES ARE SO FUCKIN STUPIED ! |
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lard a$$ on February 14, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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you guys need to stop fuckin making fun of fat people because i have to have ppl make clothes for me bcuz im so fuckin fat~!~!~!!~ its not a laughing matter |
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StarKun on February 15, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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You fat cup! It was V-Day and all you did was post a whiny "dont makey funy me" comment......aww go home and eat something...preferably rat poison...... |
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fat ass stinky bitch on February 15, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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i’m so fat i have 3 pussy’s |
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i'm also fat on February 15, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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i’m so fat i sat down on the toilet and broke the top off of the sewer line |
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fat ass stinky bitch on February 15, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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i’m so fuckin fat i crack tile walkin down the damn hallway |
| From: |
thick mama on February 16, 2005 @ 9:40 am |
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you motha fucka’s is hella stupid |
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yo mamma on February 16, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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Fuckewrs up in her get your asses up and do somtin fun like make fun of yo mamma at www.yomamma.com |
| From: |
rachel Bouyear on February 17, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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u suck |
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roach on February 17, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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fuck u
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dave on February 17, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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These jokessuck so much ass. |
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Baby Gurl05 on February 17, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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Yea fuck yall and yall fat jokes!!!!! but on da real yall can kiss my ass
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| From: |
dj go fuck yaself @ on February 18, 2005 @ 6:06 am |
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hi all u all sad |
| From: |
Matt from Bombers on February 19, 2005 @ 7:06 am |
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These jokes really suck!! |
| From: |
shity on February 20, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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your mamas pussys so dirty when she took a shower she lost 50 pounds. |
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poophe on February 20, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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your so ugly when you looked out the window you comited suerside. |
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la la on February 20, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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you are all shit fuckers |
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StarKun on February 21, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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Anyone think this was funny?
If you did I have a present for you.....*hands them a box*
Dont open it till you get home! |
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Your Mother on March 15, 2005 @ 10:52 am |
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When your butt cheeks looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. |
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Marley & Marley on March 20, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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You know you’re fat when you flatten a ski jump while tobaganing... and it really did happen to us... |
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Marley & Marley on March 20, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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By the way... It was really warm outside, so it contributed to the collapse of the ski jump... |
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Itchy & Scratchy on March 20, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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You know you’re really fat when you make up excuses for flattening a ski jump !! |
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Marley & Marley on March 20, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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Kiss our hairy yellow butts Itchy and Scratchy !!!! |
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Marley & Marley on March 26, 2005 @ 7:52 am |
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you know the real reason the ski jump flattened is because we melted it because where so hot!!!! |
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Marley & Marley on March 26, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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Let’s see you try and beat that Itchy and Scratchy !!! Hmm... |
| From: |
Waldorf & Stadler on March 26, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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You guys are pathetic ! |
| From: |
vive_sahara2000 on May 26, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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