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midget gets sat on by a fat guy
Posted by: kelly ward on January 27, 2005 @ 4:53 pm

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there was this fat man that was going to eat at this restrant and he was going to sit down and sat on this one midget and the guy under the fat guy was saying get the fuck off me you fat bastered and then the waiter came and said what happened to the midget and the fat dude said I do not know where he is because no one was in this seat.


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From: cm on January 29, 2005 @ 9:53 am
Comment: stupid

From: cj sanderson on January 30, 2005 @ 5:49 am
Comment: ......right.....

From: laura on January 31, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: wotever

From: Anal Bandit on February 2, 2005 @ 10:19 pm
Comment: I think you need to go kill yourself..... Actually that joke was soooooooo bad that I hope a terrorist finds you and beheads you.......Whooop Whoooop

From: Emma on February 3, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: What a stupid prick maybe u should look at a dictionairy before doing this. U stupid c##t

From: blaix on February 3, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Comment: mm i thought it was funny, becuas it was so stupid, like a monkey in a pinyata hoping the children dont get threw with their stickss

From: ok on February 5, 2005 @ 1:30 pm
Comment: dat joke sucked big time. who taught u it yo little sis

From: randy on February 7, 2005 @ 11:15 pm
Comment: i love fat girls

From: ice cold on February 8, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: that joke sucks

From: hailee gilbert on February 8, 2005 @ 10:14 pm
Comment: i’ve heard better from your momma!! how you like that JOKE!!

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From: Ty on February 13, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: GEE!!! the bitch that submited this fuckin joke is a clown. Ya’ll some fuckin shitty roo roos.
Dat capital L. Lame

From: StarKun on February 15, 2005 @ 8:04 pm
Comment: You see that......Sonya isnt a discriminator...we should all be like her......

From: pimp niger on February 21, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
Comment: represent you are such a fucking dushbag............................................................................................................................................................................................did you hear that.

From: hip hop on February 21, 2005 @ 9:13 pm
Comment: you are all fuckwads

From: charlie AND leah on February 24, 2005 @ 6:58 am
Comment: if u call dat a joke ur on CRACK dat was SHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: FATMIDG on February 25, 2005 @ 11:20 am
Comment: i’m an overweight midget and i didn’t find that joke very funny........................I HATE U

From: Dave on February 25, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: That was so crap i bet a 3 yr old cud do beta

From: fatbrad on February 25, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
Comment: this joke was so fucking stupid it makes me just wanna get fucked up and do nothing. but no im here writing a stupid ass comment to you retards.

From: that joke was good on March 1, 2005 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: wow that was the greatest joke ever,..im serious

From: nick on March 2, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
Comment: that joke is so old that i fell of my pet dinosaur and broke my rock underwear

From: FDJKLD on March 4, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: ONE WORD HORRIBLE

From: fatass on March 29, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
Comment: that is upright a disgust to humanity that joke was so bad it sickens me to know a human like
that roams the asme planet i do.

   
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