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FAT ALERT
Posted by: Dude on February 6, 2005 @ 4:47 pm

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Your mom’s so fat she invented sumo wrestling!

You’re so fat that when you took 1 step the whole universe shook under your weight!

You’re so big and fat you use a dark hole as your toilet!

You’re so fat that is you jumped into the water you would flood coastal areas all around the world! (cruel, I know)


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From: sam on February 9, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: your mum is so fat she went to wightwatchurs and they said go away we dont do miricals

From: KID on February 10, 2005 @ 8:00 am
Comment: YO ALL MAMAS ARE SO FAT THAT WHENE SHE BECAME PREGENANT THE HAD TO PULL YOU OUT WITH A CRANE. BUNCH A FAT WANKING FANNYS TELL YER MOS THAT WAS GREAT LASTNIGHT SAME TIME THE NIGHT HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FATIES

From: i hate fat kids on February 10, 2005 @ 2:41 pm
Comment: yo mama so fat she make fat albert look skinny!

From: kush on February 10, 2005 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: your all stupid fucks

From: The1Sinishtaj on February 10, 2005 @ 9:40 pm
Comment: Yo momma is sooooooooo fat they use her to plug up volcanoes so da dont erupt

From: fatty fatty fat fat on February 11, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: I’m so phat, yeah I’m the fother muckin fattest!

From: ass nuts on February 13, 2005 @ 11:14 pm
Comment: u should burn ppl with this joke. you

From: bonerbob on February 15, 2005 @ 10:38 am
Comment: yo peeps need to get a new hobby. and leave all the fat peeps alone

From: daniel on February 22, 2005 @ 9:48 am
Comment: ur muma os so stupid she thought a quater back was a refund. hahahaha

u no u lyk dat 1 safe nuff love xxxx

From: trojanman on March 23, 2005 @ 9:30 pm
Comment: yo mamas so fat you need to fly to jupiter to b on her good side

From: peter bowe on May 6, 2005 @ 11:50 pm
Comment: your moms so fat when she saw the school bus go by she said," Catch that twinke!"

From: peter bowe(Kyle Hurl on May 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: your mama is sooo fat when she jumped in the ocean a whale came up and said," We r faimly, even know u r fatter thn me".

From: kelsey on May 11, 2005 @ 7:56 pm
Comment: your soo fat that your logo is we are family, Burger King, McDonalds and me

From: bob on May 11, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
Comment: your ass is big fatties

   
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