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Mamma so fat...
Posted by: Wycked on February 10, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
yo mamma so fat it takes the her two weeks to cross her heart....
Yo mamma’s neck is so fat she has to use a bookmark to find her necklace... |
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sexyslim201 on February 10, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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that joke is dumb. get a life then try it again:{ |
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big dik on February 11, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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your mum u dumb bitch
ur mum is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
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Tmbd on February 11, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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ur mom so fat that she when she go to the restaruant she sit next to everybody |
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LoRn on February 11, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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your mom so dumb,
...she made this joke. |
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me on February 12, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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this is the worst joke i have every heard i dont know how it got 5 stars cuz its no good. |
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hector on February 12, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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Your mom so fat when i said ’’ i want pigs wraped in a blanket she got bak on bed
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matt herring on February 12, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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your mom is so fat that when god said let there be light they had to move her first......check it..........matt,david |
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******* on February 12, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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Life is like a bowl of jelly beans, no one likes the black ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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DIRTY SANCHEZ on February 13, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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LETS GET OFF THIS MOMMA SHIT........ CAUSE I GOT OFF YOURS LAST NIGHT !!!!XDXD
P.S .................................reply if u like it
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**************** on February 13, 2005 @ 5:18 am |
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your mumas so fat wen she pressed up in the elivater it went down |
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green bug 05 on February 13, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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i av a better 1
your mamas os fat when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued! |
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sexymoma on February 13, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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this joke is not funny and i’m a mom so go suck something |
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*+*+*+*+* on February 13, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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this aint funny but hey......
ur momma’s teeth are like stars.........they come out at night.... |
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bib t on February 13, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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yo mama is so fat if she was one of the three little pigs she would say not by the hair on my 26 chins |
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giant on February 13, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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what do u call a black person with a peg leg... shit on a stick |
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giant on February 13, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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ur family so poor when a man stepped on a cigarette yo mama said hey who put out the heat.
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Bomboy on February 14, 2005 @ 9:09 am |
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Some of you fuckers really need to learn some grammar and spelling before you start trying to bash people. |
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BLAHBLAHBLAH on February 14, 2005 @ 9:20 am |
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YO MOMMA HAS MORE CHINS THEN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK |
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you know babygirl on February 14, 2005 @ 11:26 am |
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That was ok but try a little bit harder next time
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50 cent on February 14, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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your mum is so fat i swerved to miss her and i ran out of petrol.
eat that mother fuckers |
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norbert on February 14, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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what do you call 2 pakis in a sleeping bag?
a twix.
yer mannnnn!!!!!!!! |
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osama on February 14, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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how do u break a pakis neck when IT ’s drinkin ?
slam the toilets seat on it’s head
silly pakis |
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michael jackson on February 14, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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wat do i have after dinna?
under 8’s
he he shammone muva fuka |
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ee~ee on February 15, 2005 @ 8:53 am |
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sexyslim 201 i hardly doubt slim or sexy .this joke was pry posted for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ee~ee on February 15, 2005 @ 8:55 am |
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brittany im glad yu can admit yur LAME,BY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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george on February 15, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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all of these jokes suck. this is the best joke in the history of all jokes.
When your mamma walks down the street in a red dress, everyone yells KOOL AID! |
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shes rite on February 16, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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Black Luva ur rite..lets stop hatin...nd black luva e-mail me....at....Sexy_thug kk |
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biiiig bob on February 19, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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yo mamma is so dirty if she ever wanted a bath she would have to creep up on da bath water!
wat do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? der both empty from da neck up! |
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biiiig bob on February 19, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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yo mamma’s so fat that it takes a train and 2 buses jus to get on her good side!
yo mamma’s so fat i was on da bitch last nite an i burnt my ass on da light bulb |
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fat_ass on February 24, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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your mom’s so fat she cant even jump to conclusion
your mom’s so fat i divorced her |
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***************** on February 25, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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Either way black people are all stupid,only whites and asians are awesome |
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WHITE WALLA! on February 28, 2005 @ 9:42 am |
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your mam so fat, when she bunjee jumped, she took down the whole fukin bridge! |
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yo mama on March 1, 2005 @ 5:40 pm |
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fuck all you white racist hating bitches |
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karma on March 3, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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what goes around comes you white dumb ass pedifiles |
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Chanel on March 30, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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Why do yall make jokes about peoples parents when that stuff aint funny get a life holla at cha pimp this one is out |
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Blitzjean on April 22, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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To all you motherfucker out there saying shit about black people y’all can suck my dick
I better not see you pale face shapeless bodies, body piercing , looking like something to eat, skate board riding motherfuckers. Go eat some CRACKERS AND CHEESE instead . Get a life bitch yall motherfuckers dont have no fun. you say home and paly with toy and make up motherfucken imaginary freinds cos nobody like you
You gonna die like a motherfucken pig and nobody is gonna be in ya funeral BITCH
Going on a date with you mama aint cool...learning sex moves too
"this is only to the racists" |
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Jay on April 22, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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CRACKERS AND CHEESE |
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Jay on April 22, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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You mama is so fat , when she wasn’t at home your dad asked,,,,,, where you put the fridge |
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ass hole on April 22, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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yu mums so stuped the she sits on the telle and wathes the couch |
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ass hole2 on April 22, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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how do yu have sex with a fat person tap her theighs and catch the next wave in |
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koo kid on April 23, 2005 @ 6:23 am |
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yo mommas so fat wen i was fukin her i rolled over twice and i was still in the middle |
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koo kid on April 23, 2005 @ 6:25 am |
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tell ure mom 2 stop changin her lipstick my dick looks like a rainbow |
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koo kid on April 23, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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wats the difference between ure mom and a mosquito
wen u slap a mosquito it stops suckin |
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koo kid on April 23, 2005 @ 6:27 am |
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ure moms so fat wen she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out |
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jeremy on April 28, 2005 @ 5:51 am |
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All u lil niggs who like muma jokes dont tell it to ya fukin fat muma cause trust me ya will loose it!!!
N dont com knockin on my door askin if ill com help ya find it cause i an’t |
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ash on April 28, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
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yo homie!! sup niggas, u wanna break sumfin, il break ya fukin faces!... dude im jokin lmao :P hehe
luv cutie |
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jezza on April 28, 2005 @ 5:57 am |
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is there any other homies on this fucked up site???????
i would like to talk to them plz lol |
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jester on April 29, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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Some discusting information on ere!! Anyway back to da point , you momma so fat dat she need a compass to find her way to day bathroom when she get up out of bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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yo momma on May 5, 2005 @ 10:37 am |
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Yo momma is sooooooooooooooo fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. |
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Niggs Suck on June 10, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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Hey everyone post racists jokes and mamma jokes i luv em |
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Rainbow man on June 10, 2005 @ 12:14 pm |
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OMG the joke above is awsome |
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jazz on June 26, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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yo mamma is so fat she washed her jeans on the drive you extremly long dicks |
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*+*+*+*+* on June 27, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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Suck A DICK
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lukem on September 23, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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your mumma’s ass is so fat whem she sit down she 3 feet taller? |
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lukem on September 23, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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yo mammas so fat the roads use her as a round about
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|l|l|l|l| on September 24, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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i like apples
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