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ur so fat........
Posted by: Ann Marie Majouaru on February 21, 2005 @ 0:30 am
| Your so fat u weigh as much as a whale. Your so fat u weigh more than a hippo. |
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JP on February 21, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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YUR SO FAT YUR TITTIES COULD HOLD YUR SCHOOL BOOKS
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REPRESENT on February 21, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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yALL IS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
U A BITCH ASS HO AND U NEED TO GET UR FUCKIN IDEA OF FUNNY BEFORE
I CUT YO ASS BITCH AND DONT THINK I WONT AND BIG T WILL HELP |
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just a good citenzen on February 22, 2005 @ 3:37 am |
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mr joke guy or mam please do better jokes next time |
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Erm... on February 22, 2005 @ 7:23 am |
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You’re obviously so fat that you can’t write a good joke. |
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chassano on February 22, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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yor momi i sooooooooo fat as a beerbelly |
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25 cent on February 22, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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i loved it yall just hatts |
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roster on February 22, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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i love chiken
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Kentadoms on February 23, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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yea you sunz of bitchez |
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Kentadoms on February 23, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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and if yall want to know where i came from,,,,,i came from the Dirrty Dirrty South A.K.A YA MAMMA PUSSY.... |
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anomous on February 23, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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wow yall shund not say n e thing cuz yall aint up here crakkinyall wack jokes.so until yall have a joke on THIS website shut up.and stop drinkin hatorade |
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Fat hater on February 23, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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Man that joke was hilarious!!! It was so unfunny it was funny...I did honestly crack up for ages over it!!! |
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EVAN H U BITCH on February 23, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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GET A BETTER FUCKING JOKE U FUCKer I BET UR SOO FAT U CAN FUCK YOURE OWN TITIES!!! THAT WAS BETTER THAN URS AND THAT ONE SUCKED!!! |
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thats so dum!!!!!!!! on February 23, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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thats so dum its not even cool u stupid mother trucker |
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tierney on February 23, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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o my fuckin god that sucked soo bad , ur ass is probably laughing at your face right know and you cant even here it ,, at you not with you |
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b on February 24, 2005 @ 7:40 am |
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(_)_):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::D |
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S-Piddy on February 24, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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AWESOME DISS HOLLA |
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Jesus on February 24, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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The inside word is that God hates you and wants you to die. |
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sempai c. on February 24, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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get better jokes not gonna curse u out |
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oh yeah on February 24, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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yeah mutha fucka that shit aint funny mutha fucka, who u callin a mutha fucka mutha fucka. u so fat that when u stepped on a scale it showed a lot of numbers mutha fucka. |
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peacefulness on February 24, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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Can’t we all just get along!!!!!!!!! |
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Bri Lindz and Lulu on February 25, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
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You so dumb..You should go back to where you came from! |
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nas on February 25, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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U FUCKIN NOB END
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nas on February 25, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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U FUCKIN NOB END
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sasasa on February 25, 2005 @ 3:57 pm |
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THIS SHIT IS HELLLLLLLLLLA FUCKING STUPID |
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man who needs jokes on February 25, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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that joke is so pathetic my 3 year old sister could do beter. i think i’ll stick with the skittles one.
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brondon on February 26, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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omg r u serious whats the fk kind of joke is that |
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one who needs a good on February 26, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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ga u was looking for a good laugh of a joke to burn some one but if i said that then i would have beed shoot i hate this joke and if i was them i wouldnt have even posted it
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B.Mchale on February 26, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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yea yea..what he said...
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youngbuck on February 26, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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you a stupid mothafuka that joke was wack u beans and rice eatin’ son a of a bitch u need to have a respect fo me i was almost yo fatha but tha lihne was to fukin long |
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bob on March 1, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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nathen savin is a wanker, tit suckin nob fuck |
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bob on March 1, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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nathen savin is a wanker, tit suckin nob fuck |
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Dante on March 1, 2005 @ 10:17 pm |
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your so fat when you steped on a qaurter the bugers came out of George Washintons nose
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Dwight Daniel on March 2, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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Your so fat the back of your neck look like a hot dog bun |
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you on March 2, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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ya’ll need to stop cusin
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bob cob on March 3, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
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got a problem with fat people,
i do |
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CuteMonkey on March 3, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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That was sooooo NOT funny!! Here is an idea for ya! Don’t give up ur day job!! |
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BITCH FUCKER on March 4, 2005 @ 7:55 am |
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THAT JOKE WOZ SHIT AND I GONA FUCK UR MUM LIKE A BITCH |
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+*+*hana+*+*+* on March 4, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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dis joke was der lamest joke iv ever erd get an idea of funi u dumb ass !!
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katy on March 4, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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oy lil kimmy ur doin exactly da same as every 1 else nob ed
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whitney on March 4, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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jokes a/b fat people
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crzy wht biznotch on March 5, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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you all dumb sons of bimbos. I got an idea, if you dont like the joke than dont read it.....dumbass! |
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Jim Bob on March 5, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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all of you hicks need to go back and graduate high school and learn your correct grammer and spelling. Oh, lets see... lets go back to teach you dumb asses how to spell sense. Incompitent morons. |
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ur maw on March 5, 2005 @ 10:43 am |
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ur maw is was horny last ngt she was wel stunin |
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justin on March 5, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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u are so fat when u sit in a house u sit around the house |
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korn kick ass on March 5, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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Wow what the fuck came up with that? theyr so mother fuckin dumb.It was probably some fatass kid that thinks hez kool. |
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jake on March 6, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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your so fat wen u steped on the scale iit said one person at a time main |
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KEITH LEVAUSE on March 6, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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UR MOM IS SO FAT WEN SHE RODE ON AN AIR PLANE SHE COULD C PEOPLE WAVIN |
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JAKE on March 6, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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your moms is so fat wen she went to school she sat next to everyone bitch |
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JAKE on March 6, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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your moms is so fat wen she went to school she sat next to everyone bitch |
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joey on March 6, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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im good at math i can subtract your cloths divide your legs and multiply |
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Kiani on March 7, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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I tink evry wun dat wen make 1 comment is stupid |
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mo on March 7, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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holy shit what the fuck is that!!! i know a better one the last time your mom so 90210 is on the bathroom scale.your mom is like a door nob everyone gets a turn.now thats a joke what a dumbass |
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ginger on March 8, 2005 @ 10:13 am |
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hahahahahaha |
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assman on March 8, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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thats shit fool |
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ProbbaBitch on March 8, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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This is Fukin shit mate hu that is the oldest insult going!! |
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Tubby on March 9, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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You call that a joke, you fat twat! |
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Shanice on March 9, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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Your so fat when you trod on the scales it came up wit your mobile number!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Shanice on March 9, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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your so fat your belt size is the equater |
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Desiree on March 9, 2005 @ 8:07 pm |
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that was the dumbest joke that i ever heard |
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cajun_man91@yahoo.co on March 9, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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hay...ur jokes suck !!!! |
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ghf on March 12, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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timmy suck ur mum
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ohh my fhking godd!! on March 14, 2005 @ 1:52 am |
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wdf is with your jokes they fuckin suck big jusicey dik............................. soo yer |
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pat magroin on March 16, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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what a cracker of a joke u have got there truly one of the classics |
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maegan on March 22, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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thats really sucked....i meen it sounded like my 5,6, and 9 year old brother made that up!!! |
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the one on April 9, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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Yo mama is so fat when she died they buried her in the Sahara |
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