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your mom so FAT
Posted by: jacob on February 24, 2005 @ 7:50 am
| your moms so fat the se uses a air strip as her slip and slide |
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gaby on February 24, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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Bull shit u dum as hell |
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chantal on February 26, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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u r so ggggaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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jj on February 26, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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uer moma s so fat she uses a matress as a tampon |
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jessica on February 26, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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YOUR MOMS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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GHUUIDFGDJ on February 28, 2005 @ 2:15 am |
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thAt COmpleTLey Sux !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ss on February 28, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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your momas so fat when she got on da weighing scales it said one at a time please, your momas so fat she has to iron her pants on da driveway
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Jessica Mccurry on February 28, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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You mama so fat she got baptized at ocean’s of fun!!!!!!!!!
The wuz hella funny #1 shout out to my baby kameron, and my niece ali aka sug sug !!!!!! |
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killa kam on February 28, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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yo moma so ugly she coudnt not spell ugly
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Lady I on March 1, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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think before you put things thats gonna make you sound really dumb and plastic.
MUCH LOVE TO MY BOO (BABY I)>> |
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JeSsiCa A.k.A aRy on March 2, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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Yo MoMmaA sO fAt DaT aT tHe LoCaL rEsTaUrAntT iT sAyS mAxImUm Of 49 PpL oR uR mOm |
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metal mulisha troop on March 2, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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ur mumas so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone |
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metal mulisha troop on March 2, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
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ur mums so fat when so goes to the cinimas she sits next to everybody |
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your muma on March 3, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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your mum is so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started to sing: WE R FAMILY |
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ur mom ho on March 3, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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ur mom so fat she rolled over a super nintendo and made 4 gameboys |
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marc on March 3, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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ya mom so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck |
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u smell like shyt on March 3, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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Yo mommas so old, she farts dust |
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yall can eat ma shyt on March 3, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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yo mommas soo fat, that wen yall walked in on her and yo daddy havin seckks, yu couldnt find yo daddy! |
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J@CK@$$_01 on March 3, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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that shit was fuck’n dumb biotch
YO mama is so fuck’n stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved |
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rod on March 3, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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your moms just like a pool table 25 cents and she racks ur balls |
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Napoleon Dynamite on March 3, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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it is pretty funny i have better though
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your mom on March 3, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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your moms like a door nob everone gets a turn
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haha u got batter on March 3, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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yea right
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haha u got batter on March 3, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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yea right
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not funny on March 4, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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Krazzy Ass Hole geta life
stuppid fuck shit |
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kesley on March 4, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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1. your moms so fat that when she falls off the bed, she falls off both sides!
2. Q- What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A- goes-in-tight
3. your moms so fat that when she has sex she has to give directions |
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daniel on March 4, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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your mum is so fat she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out |
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Simon on March 4, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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Your mum so fat she walked past my TV and I missed news 24 |
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someone on March 4, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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your mom is so fat she rolled over on a notendo and she made four gameboys
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xxx on March 5, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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your moma so fat when she walks she has 2 go around herself |
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Iron Chef on March 5, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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Bring On the Bacon! |
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Boobles??? on March 5, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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Hello,
I am A single girl looking for a hot bysep Sexy male.
Yes I have webcam and I would like to show you a lot of myslef If ya get what I mean ;P
So if ya like to add me im : Pre_teen_devil@hotmail.com |
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reply to boobless?? on March 5, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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I have added ya onto my msn and yes Im telling ya Im hot baby! WOOT! and I gave web -cam myself. and now Let me see you......... :o YUMMY! Let get together sometime?? I live next door and baby UR UGLY! |
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on March 5, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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Your moma is so stupid she waited at a stop sign until it said GO! |
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azza c on March 6, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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your mum is so fat that when she fell over and broke her leg gravy poured out |
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Joachim on March 7, 2005 @ 5:22 am |
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Your Mom’s so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
;D |
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SEXY_GIRL44 ADD ME O on March 7, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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PEOPLE ADD ME ON MSN IM sexy_girl44@hotmail.com
ADD ME!!!!! Im showing myself on cam for only a few days :} |
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McKenzie on March 8, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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Wow... you guyz are all really dumb... gheez... |
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Brad on March 8, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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Any sexy girls out there wanna chat add me on msn Braulis27@hotmail.com, hope u gotta web cam haha |
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sue on March 9, 2005 @ 7:28 am |
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i am sex girl
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J@ck@ss on March 9, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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you’re a big dumbass. You cant evn make yo mom laugh.
Yo momma so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so fat her nickname is DAMMMMMN
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Brad on March 9, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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" yeah if any of you girls wants to chat with me, im so hot. i like hot dudes in tight pants. i hope you got a webcam cuz thats the best i can get." - brad aka braulis27@hotmail.com
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Brad on March 9, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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" yeah if any of you girls wants to chat with me, im so hot. i like hot dudes in tight pants. i hope you got a webcam cuz thats the best i can get." - brad aka braulis27@hotmail.com
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darla on March 9, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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hey brad, i dont have msn. so write me sometime. i got a webcam, if you know what i mean. hehhe
write me sometime at dhughes@sherman.uscg.mil |
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kirkhavell on March 10, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
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hey your are so shit i think i’ll have to shit my self
here are some Jokes Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat, she’s the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
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fuck you all on March 10, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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f on March 10, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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u on March 10, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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ck on March 10, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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you all on March 10, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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ha on March 10, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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haha on March 10, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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hahahahahahahahaha on March 10, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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You guys are so funny NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitches |
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fuck you all on March 10, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!Your all are a bunch of fucking nerds im going to hack in and close this shit down so fuck you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! |
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fu on March 10, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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and il give you all viruses |
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jojo on March 12, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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sum peeps on ere need to stop fuckin swearin |
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emery on March 12, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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your moms so fat i couldnt find my way through her vagina |
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mitch on March 12, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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ur mums so fat she has her own post code
ur mums so dump she walked into a parked car
ur mum so short u can see her feet on her drives lince
ur mum so fat that she sells shade
ur mum so fat when she walked outside with a raincoat some called taxi
ur mums so fat i was playing hid and go seek with her a i found her behine mounteverist
ur mums so fat when she turns around it her b-day |
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bob marley on March 14, 2005 @ 7:29 am |
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your mums so fat that she had to buy three tickets to get on the plane |
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but on March 16, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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your momas so fat shes fat
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pimp on March 16, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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wad up plyas if any of u crazy grl want to talk to a real man, leave ur im sreen name on this page ,ltr |
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Webcam guy on March 17, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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any girls hu wanna see and giv private shows on webcam add
The_Tezmiester@hotmail.co.uk |
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ASSHOLE on March 17, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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ASSHOLE |
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kk on March 18, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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your moma so fat she saw a yellow school bus driving down the rode and said catch that twinkey |
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Mordaboo on March 19, 2005 @ 9:42 am |
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your mommas so fat she got locked in a grocery store and starved!!!! |
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John on March 19, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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Here is a dumb blonde joke. This blonde goes to a soda machine and puts a quarter in. She gets a pepsi. She puts another one in and gets a root beer. and another and gets a sprite. Then this guy comes by and says " hey can i have one"? and the dumb blonde said
" shhhh! I AM WINNING". |
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John Kilic on March 19, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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Your so POOR, when i went to your house, i stepped on your skateboard, and it rolled away, and your mom said " THERE GOES THE MINI VAN!" |
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John Kilic on March 19, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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Your so POOR, when i went to your house, i stepped on your skateboard, and it rolled away, and your mom said " THERE GOES THE MINI VAN!" ISN’T THAT FUNNY LOL |
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John Kilic on March 19, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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Your so POOR, when i went to your house, i stepped on your skateboard, and it rolled away, and your mom said " THERE GOES THE MINI VAN!" ISN’T THAT FUNNY LOL |
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SEXY HOTTI on March 21, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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ur moma so fat she makes free willy look like a TIC-TAC |
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lozza on March 22, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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your momas soo fat that wen she was wearin a yellow dress sum1 shouted TAXI. |
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"Joe" on March 23, 2005 @ 7:10 am |
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yo mama so fat when she stepped on the weight scale it said one at a time |
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