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Posted by: rick on February 27, 2005 @ 11:00 pm

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your so fat that when you play hopscotch u go new york LA california and so on

ur so fat that went u went to outer space NASA thought that u where a comet

ur so fat when u went to weigh ur self on the scale it said to be continued........

u r so fat when u farted u caused a hurricane



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From: Al on March 1, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Comment: sad

From: nick on March 2, 2005 @ 5:17 pm
Comment: stupid

From: JeSsiCa A.k.A aRy on March 2, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
Comment: ha...not

From: HA on March 3, 2005 @ 5:05 pm
Comment: OMG!!! GET SOME ORIGINALITY!!

From: kesley on March 4, 2005 @ 1:10 am
Comment: Ive heard better

From: BIGGIE on March 4, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
Comment: U SUCKED BIG TIME IDIOT

From: a fat kid on March 5, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Comment: LOL dude i hear them at school all the time and when ur mom steped on a scale and it said to be contuned ya i made that up. man ur moms so fat when she jumped on a rambo skilltels poped out

From: u know me on March 5, 2005 @ 9:55 pm
Comment: wooooooooooow that fucking sucked ass real bad if i saw u i would slap the shit out of u

From: u know me on March 5, 2005 @ 9:55 pm
Comment: wooooooooooow that fucking sucked ass real bad if i saw u i would slap the shit out of u

From: CANDY on March 6, 2005 @ 8:59 am
Comment: HIHI IM CNADY UR MOMS SO FAT THE TRAIN SERVISE RANG SAYIN SHE LEFT HER CHERRY ON DA TRAIN UR MOMS SO FAT FAT FIGHTERS DINT EVEN ALOW HER IN

From: dogg on March 6, 2005 @ 5:09 pm
Comment: your wack my grandma has better jokes

From: somoene on March 7, 2005 @ 2:53 am
Comment: wut r all of u guys hungy cuz yo ass is eatin ur underware

From: BEAST on March 8, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
Comment: yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "ah fuck get off "

From: bob da fuking builda on March 27, 2005 @ 7:43 am
Comment: yo muda fucks my grandad get over it u wanka yo muda is so small she sucks small things like URS your muda went to commit suicide she jumps of the mother fucking curb GET OVER IT U FUCKING WANKA well u cant be coz u got no dick to wank one except UR MUMS!!!

btw happy eatser
and ur mum farts so hard wen she farts the dolphins get soundwaves for fuk sake im nt dat gd but dont gte a bona ova it so go suk ur mums dik and lik ur dads pussy. AVE U HEARD ABOUT THE NEW RIDE IN THAILAND IS CALLED THE TSUMANI WOOPIE FUKING DOOO I WANA SUK UR MUMS DICK

From: LOFTY on March 27, 2005 @ 7:50 am
Comment: UR MUM HAD A HUGE ASS DAT WEN SHE FARTED DA TWIN TOWERS FELL OVA

BUT IF SHE WANTED TO BRAKE SOMETHING SHE WUD JUS GET IT TO SNIFF HER AND THEY WUD DIE COZ SHE S A FOWL GIRL MAN GET SOM NEW JOKES YE....RINGUR MUM AND ASK HER FOR MORE JOKES U FOOL

From: steven on April 19, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: ur mom is so fat that her azz lookes like2 hogs fighting over a milk dud

From: Shakey on May 3, 2005 @ 7:37 am
Comment: !!! WOT AN IDIOT !!!

From: zed on June 11, 2005 @ 5:56 am
Comment: i wish i coul smack u but if i do shit scatters evry where... is dat ur face or has ur ass been missplaced.... lol beat dat!!

From: zed_u cant beat me on June 11, 2005 @ 5:58 am
Comment: huh u cant beat dat shaaammmme oh yaeh itz could by da way not coul

From: fuck ur mum on June 14, 2005 @ 6:41 am
Comment: loda shit crap soo pethetic
get some fresh material

From: uall eeediots on September 23, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: oi ppl get a life

   
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