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yr moma so fat
Posted by: tenzin on February 28, 2005 @ 5:50 pm
| Your moma is so fat that when she steped on the scale she thought that it was the phone number. |
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morgan on March 1, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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that was a good joke its just was so old !!!!!!!!! |
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vero on March 1, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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ha ha ha ha that SUCKED!!!!!!!REAL BAD |
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levi on March 1, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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Your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections |
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recondondo on March 2, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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dumb |
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alex on March 2, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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your moma,s so fat when she went scuba diving the whales sang we are family |
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JeSsiCa A.k.A aRy on March 2, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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Yo MoMmA sO fAt ThAt Da HoRsE oN hEr PoLo ShIrT iS rEaL! |
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big ass on March 2, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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your mama is so fat that when i fucked her it felt like i was on top of the ocean |
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bitch on March 2, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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your mama is so fat that she uses a vcr for a pager |
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cool on March 2, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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your moma is so fat when she farted the whole world said earth quack run for your life
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tosh on March 2, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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ya moma so fat when so farted the whole world said a newclear bom |
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amanda on March 2, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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your mamma’s sooo fat she played pool with the planet!! haha |
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amanda on March 2, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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your mamma’s soo fat she had a vcr for a beeper!! |
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you on March 2, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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yo mama got so much shake she make an earthquake |
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metal mulisha troop on March 2, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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MAN THERE IS SOME FUNNY JOKES IN THIS 1 |
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nicholas on March 2, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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For all your foks on this web site
yo mama so fat whene she saw a bus with white people she said stop that twinke
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alex on March 3, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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ur joke was so stupid i am going to kill my self now |
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cody parker on March 3, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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your momma is so fat they played the pga tour on her back and made a hole in one on her butthole |
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LALO G ON MARCH 3 on March 3, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, SHE WAS BABTISED IN SEA WORLD!!!! |
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me on March 3, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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losers |
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kenyon on March 4, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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yo mama is so stapid when bettle juice came on she got a cup
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Fiddy on March 4, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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Flooooop |
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Simon on March 4, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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Your mum so fat she walked past my TV and i missed news 24 |
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alex on March 4, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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all these jokes suck |
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lnto on March 4, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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that SUCKED BIG TIME |
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ur maws hole on March 5, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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ur maw suked ma cok big tim it was wel gd
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u know me on March 5, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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ur mom soo fat that her pussy weighs 10 pounds |
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PERRY WINKLE on March 5, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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ALL THESE JOKES SUCK
YOU MMOOMMAA |
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u know me on March 5, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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chris bradley ill fucking smash you |
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You guys suck!!! on March 7, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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Your mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all sides of the milk carton. |
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dont know on March 8, 2005 @ 5:29 am |
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you all suckk |
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Jimmy on March 8, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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your mamma so fat when she hauls butt she needs to take two trips. |
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Ben on March 9, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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Wow, you all have no life whatsoever, and you should be ashamed that you would even
tell such a bad joke in front of people that you don’t even know. You should all go kill
yourselves! |
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Jenn on March 9, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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I love Ben! |
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jimmy on March 11, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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your mama your mama your mama your mama your mama your mama |
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ttt on March 13, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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your moma is so fat win she got on a scale and it said 2 be continue |
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fuck this shit on March 23, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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this site sucks fucking shit |
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dick on March 24, 2005 @ 9:15 pm |
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my ass farts better jokes than you guys |
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dumb assess on March 25, 2005 @ 4:28 am |
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well if ur not fuckin happy then make up ur own one’s damn u are just fuckin winer’s u should all fuck ur selfs{these are really lame tho u need new work.....} |
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bLiNk-182+ChEmIcAl-R on March 25, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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sum of dese jokes suck ass, but den agen, sum R wel funny im sittin ere pissin maself :D
all u peeps sayin get a life, need a life dumbass’
bu byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x x x
PUNKS RULE!
p.s sorry i got no jokes watsoeva :[ |
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high on March 25, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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your moma is so fat when god said let there be light he told your moma to move out the way |
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high on March 25, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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your moma is so fat when god said let there be light he told your moma to move out the way |
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yo on March 25, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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jenn and ben you guys lick nuts hahahaha |
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linkin park on March 25, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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yo BLINK rock on dude like you said all you hatin motherfuckers lick nuts and get a life yeah |
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Sarah Jason on March 25, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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Your moma so fat she jumped in d grand canyon...n got stuk.
hey the only reason u lamesasses wont leave ur name is cos ur probably 1 of dem cok sukin, wankin, computer nerds hu hav a go at random ppl 2 make ur self esteem go up. so it tis u hu need 2 gt a life :D |
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bubblegal on March 25, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
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i like bubbles :P |
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chris on March 25, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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hey Sarah Jason does it make u fell good to talk about yourself like that? well anyways UR A FUCKIN BITCH WHO LICKED MY HAIRY NUTS LAST NIGHT and this aint a fat joke but who cares your momma is so UGLY when she went into a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on WHAT NOW BITCH |
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chris on March 25, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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u need to get a real name bitch HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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zach on March 26, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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your moma is so fat she uses a 24 ft pole as her tampon |
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zach on March 26, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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your momma is so fat when she jumped off the golden gate bridge everyone was baptized |
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Pimp Daddy on March 27, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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Your mama is so fat that she roller skates on truck trailers. |
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jason colions on March 29, 2005 @ 3:40 am |
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yo moma so damn fat when she jumped she busted the earth open! |
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fat fucker on March 29, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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your moma so dirty when she got out of her bath water everybody thought it was a swamp.... |
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ella! on March 29, 2005 @ 5:49 am |
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nah dey dint fat fucker
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Brittany Anderson on March 29, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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ur momma is so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move out of the way..haha...hehe |
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ME on March 29, 2005 @ 9:25 pm |
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YO MOMA SO FAT SHE MAKES FREE WHILLY LOOK LIKE A BABY FISH |
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tasha on March 30, 2005 @ 4:29 am |
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yall are so lame these jokes arent even funny |
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cojak on March 30, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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your moma is so dark when she jumped into the bath tub she made instint coco...
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aj on March 31, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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your moms so poor it took her ten years to pay for a 3 dollar fee... |
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CRISSS on April 1, 2005 @ 5:25 am |
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MAN..... YO MOMA SO DAMN FAT SHE CAINT FIND HER PUSSY OR HER ASS CRACK |
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c.j on April 1, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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your momma so tall when she got up she bumped her head on tha moon. |
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mr black on April 3, 2005 @ 8:55 am |
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ive got musterd in my eye
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mr black on April 3, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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your moma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck |
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MR BLACK on April 3, 2005 @ 9:11 am |
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hay u with the plastic gun dont point that gun cause pointing guns is not fun no pointing guns is not fun hay U!!! get outa my way im the meter maid get outa my way its time to get paid!! i have a tie and my friend has a shirt dont touch me or its gona hurt!! HAY U |
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mr poem on April 3, 2005 @ 9:16 am |
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as i breath the heavy smog that clouds my vision
it slows me down and reduces my presicion
i stumble in the dark 4 where i am
but will i find my self i noe i can
im chasing my soul threw this smokey field
when i catch it will it yeild
i will breath it in along with the fog
now i sit on my log
i sit alone but with my soul
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carleigh on April 3, 2005 @ 9:46 pm |
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im lush so fuk all yo mommas beeeeatch lmao!!!!
i got too many yo momas jokes nd cnt be bovad tellin u dem coz im nice like tha =)
laterz xx.... |
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tyler homes on April 4, 2005 @ 11:33 am |
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hey hey im 16 and im yousing this site to find a girl
call me at 405-715-0811
i would love to come over |
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kiss! on April 6, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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your moms is so fuckn fat her fingers look like hot links! |
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Daniel K. on April 6, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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yo momma is so fat when she wakes up she rolls off both sides of the bed. and all yall mother fuckers who think u know jokes you all are just fucker computer nerds who needs a life and if any girls wanna hollar at a pimp call my cell at 460-8857 hollar gurls |
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liam da ard nut on April 8, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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this so sucks ur mamma is a bitch he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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anthony on April 8, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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yo mommas so big fat and clumsy she was walkin to walmart trip over Kmart and landed on target |
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ben on April 8, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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u have no penisis |
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kevin on April 8, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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u all suck at joke telling besides for anthony |
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matt on April 8, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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all ur fat mommas are M.I.L.F. |
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DR.DRE on April 9, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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UR MOMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN A BUS RAN INTO HER FOOT SHE SAID"who threw that f-ing rock!" LOL!=-)
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ben on April 12, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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that sucked wank |
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ben on April 12, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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that sucked wank |
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joe cool on April 13, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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eat cok and die |
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me! on April 14, 2005 @ 10:32 pm |
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ur dick is so small u can piss on ur balls hahahahah |
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Nemisis666 on April 17, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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how bout this your momas so fat SHES FAT O_o
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Nemisis666 on April 17, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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damn make some racist or blonde jokes :D |
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Cece on April 18, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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i like power puff girls tee hee 0_0 |
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pimp daddy on April 18, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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dont try giving out your phone number because no girl would want to call you you mother fucking ugly ass no pinis, balls sucking, pussy ass bitch that cant even get a pussy,boy liking stupid ass mother fucker.All you r is a piece of shit with no comine scence and has no brain,you fucking sperm guzzler.And if you ever go on this site ever again,i will be sure to call your number and cuss you out you fucking piece of shit. I bet the whole world has way better jokes than your stipid ass. And bye the way,YOU ARE NO PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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pimp daddy on April 18, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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the one above this goes to Daniel k. |
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drew y on April 19, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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your moma is so fat when you gave her a huge you got lost in here bely rols any hot girls my addy is drew_food2010@hotmail.com |
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dingus on April 24, 2005 @ 10:06 am |
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ur mama is sooooo fat that when she came out of her moms vagina,they didnt know if she came head first,or but first cas they look the same! |
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tinker on April 26, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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at 460-8857 |
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Jim Jones on April 26, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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Yo moms so fat it takes her 5 hours to get off tha couch |
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Person on April 28, 2005 @ 8:44 am |
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yo moma so poop she chased the garbge truck with a grocery list
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yoyo on May 1, 2005 @ 7:20 am |
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you know boobs or what ever your name is you need to shut the freak up sttupid |
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YO DADDY on May 1, 2005 @ 7:33 am |
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINK AND PURPLE ....... YO MAMAS GRIP HEHE |
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Person on May 1, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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yo moma so fat she eats lard for lunch and dinner! |
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? on May 2, 2005 @ 2:31 am |
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THAT WAS WACK...MY BABY SISTER TELLS JOKES BETTER THAN YOUR LAME ASS |
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james on May 3, 2005 @ 7:19 am |
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yo mamma so fat that when she had her period, she had to use her bed mattrice as a tampon. |
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joe farrow on May 3, 2005 @ 10:09 am |
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ur mums so fat she got locked in morrisons and starved |
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versatie on May 3, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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ur maw is like B&Q 25p a screw
ur maw is like a door knob everybodys had a turn
ur maw is so fat wen she volenterd to clean out the cages at the zoo everybody would say look at tht hippopotimas
ur maw is so fat u can run round her for exercise
ur maw is like a trolly £1 a ride |
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pimpen santa on May 3, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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great jokes versatie |
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gaztop on May 27, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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yo mama so fat that i’d luv to meet yo granmama |
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ella *n* amy on May 28, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
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ELLA and Amy r sexy ass manchester bitches 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ney lads wana chat add ellaxnxamy@msn.com !! |
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big mack on May 29, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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yo mama so fucking fat she use a tree as her tooth brush. |
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im so fat on June 3, 2005 @ 2:14 am |
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im so fat i make your mamma look skinny hahahah yeh u see??that doesnt even make sense now does it? so fuck up with all of your stupid jokes! |
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urs truely on June 3, 2005 @ 7:41 pm |
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supersonic idiotic brain infected disconected overloaded candycoated hairball snapjawed fart face chicken faced magot mouth |
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???? on June 3, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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Ur mom’s so fat she is as fat as a whale |
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???? on June 3, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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Ur mom’s so fat she is as fat as a whale |
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???? on June 3, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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ur momma is so fat tht she weighed 450 pounds
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Craig is the beast on June 4, 2005 @ 8:32 am |
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your mums pussys is tight
i fucked her las night
she said do me on the floor
but i shaged her on the door |
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crapholepunk on June 4, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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um u basicly suck so u should probobly dig ur own craphole and then bury ur sef in it |
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idk on June 5, 2005 @ 8:18 am |
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i love tommy |
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monkeyoncrack on June 5, 2005 @ 8:48 am |
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Great joke i loved it heres mine:
Ur moms so fat when she tripped on 20th av she landed on 9th. |
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da gurl on June 6, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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no offence yall but most of these joke rock and suck but any ways most of then SUCK MONKEY NUTS lol sry |
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YA MUM on June 12, 2005 @ 6:41 am |
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YA MUM |
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unknown on June 13, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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yall jokes are lame as hell get life you jerk offs. |
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gemb on June 20, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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hahahahhahahahaha
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Megan on June 25, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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Yo mama’s so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon! lol hahaha |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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Hey Megan!!! Your Jokes suck hippo dick!!!
P.S. Tell your mom that I’m also available tonight... |
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maria on June 26, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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you guys fuckn suck ass!!
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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what the fuck are you laughing about gemb or is hahahahahahaha is all you know how to spell |
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pooplove on June 26, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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hey laffy taffy, Yo mama was so good to me last night!!! |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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who the fuck do you think you are bitch!!!I’ll whoop your ass and fuck your mom like there is no tommorrow!!!
P.S. What kind of a name is pooplove? |
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pooplove on June 26, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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Finally you talk back?! What were you doing jacking off!!!! |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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Man motha fucka!! you ass is mine,and then youre mom is gonna be mine.
P.S.Hey pooplove tell your mom l’ll pay for the lypo suction |
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pooplove on June 26, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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Hey laffy taffy, You’re mom was so hot for me. I gave her what she wanted. Now she is swimming in a pool of Sperm. |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 10:32 pm |
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hey pooplove. dont confuse my mom with your hand |
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firewall on June 26, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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hey Laffy taffy. that was a good one. Lets team up against pooplove and kick his ass with jokes. |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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Alright firewall! Lets whoop pooplove’s ass. I’ll start. Hey pooplove Your momma is so fat it made Ruben studdard look like he was on weightwatchers. |
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pooplove on June 26, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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hey fuck you guys. |
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firewall on June 26, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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good one laffy taffy. Ok. Heres mine. Your momma is so pussy is so hairy that when she gave birth to you. they had to send an explorer in the hair to find you!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! |
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pooplove on June 26, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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you guys are fucked up |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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nice one firewall. alright here’s mine. youre so stupid you washed your hands in a toilet and pooped in a sink. BOOYAH!!! |
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pooplove on June 26, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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thats it im leaving. fuck this website. |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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that’s right pooplove. leave like the bitch you are. |
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firewall on June 26, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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I gotta go laffy taffy laters. |
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laffy taffy on June 26, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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alright. laters firewall. |
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mark on September 24, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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ur moma so ugle they moved hollween to her birthday |
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Pee Pee Aug 2 2005 on September 24, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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Yo mama so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart stumbled on K-Mart and landed on Target!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH! Yall SUCK
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Lick face on September 24, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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Yo Mama so ugly she just plain ugly PUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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suck my dick brownie on September 24, 2005 @ 8:06 pm |
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you momma is so old wen she breast feeds you it comes out powder |
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