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fat people
Posted by: chris on March 10, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
latara is so fat she went to buerger king they had to close it down becaues they ran out of food
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Joe Smith on March 11, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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Jon so fat that he makes jaba the hut look like Clarista Flockhart |
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dumbhead on March 11, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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this joke sucks |
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.203.213 on March 11, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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tell hat fu dat he sukis on jokez as much on diks |
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tyneichau on March 11, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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your mom so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 2 be continued for decade |
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andy and mike on March 12, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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kyle is so fat when a geologist looked at him he said, "I think we discovered the 8th wonder of the world!" |
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hulk on March 12, 2005 @ 3:14 am |
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try harder |
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VOSHUN on March 12, 2005 @ 7:39 am |
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WILL YO MAMA IS SO POOR SHE HAD3 PEAS ON THE TABLE AND I TOOK ONE AND SHE SAID HAY WHY ARE YOUBEING GREEDY |
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Fruitcake on March 12, 2005 @ 9:39 am |
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YO MAMMA IS SO POOR I SAW HER KIKIN A CAN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOIN SHE SAID MOVIN... |
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Jo Mama on March 12, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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yo mamma so poor i saw her runnin after a garbage truck wit a grocery list. |
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Jo Mama AGAIN on March 12, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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yo mamma so fat she stepped outside and got stuck |
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puppy luv on March 12, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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THERE ARE DIFFERENT SIZES SMALL , LARE , XLARE BUT YOURS IS DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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?????? on March 13, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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that joke sux but the other ones are.... nevermind they all suck |
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kevin moore on March 13, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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brandy is so fat and ugly that she looked like a bowl of shit |
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legend on March 13, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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shit jokes
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Mike on March 14, 2005 @ 9:45 am |
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Your mom is so fat I asked her for how much she weighs and she gave me her
phone number. |
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Michael Jackson on March 14, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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Your mons gap was so damn big i can kick a field goal through it. |
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old man river on March 14, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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Your moms teeth are so dirty and yellow that when she smiled at me I said I can’t belive its
not butter bitch. |
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Mike on March 14, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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Your mom is so fat I asked her for how much she weighs and she gave me her
phone number. |
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Bianca on March 14, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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Ur mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "to be contiunded" |
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the reliever on March 14, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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this joke is so lame, i forgot why i was even looking at it. |
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AANthony on March 15, 2005 @ 2:48 am |
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How do germans tie their shoes??
In little Nazis |
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asianboi on March 16, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
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whos the best dancer at a monster party???
the boogie man!!! |
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hott n sexy on March 16, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
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all yous r so fat that when you wore black every one yelled oil leak |
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ashley on March 16, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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yall r some racial freak and dat aint right!
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i hate racists on March 16, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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ashleys right racist people are just so mean to try to fit in and be mean to black peple they can be koo
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rebkaa on March 16, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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u guys wrote so many dumbass jokes on here all tryin to diss on the one guy that wrote the one dumbass joke at the top that by the time i got down here to diss on it i couldnt remember what is was |
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kick yo ass on March 17, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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lame ass bastard |
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kick yo ass on March 17, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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lame ass bastard |
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Drakeel on March 18, 2005 @ 6:37 pm |
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ya"ll are so dum and slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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lame ass jokes on March 19, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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were is this texes? |
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my name on March 21, 2005 @ 4:23 am |
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your momma is so fat the when she got shot gravy poured out
your mommas so fat that when she dribled people thought were where being invaded
your mommas so fat that when she wears a raincoat people yell taxi as she walks bye
your mommas so fat that when the bus drove by she said stop that twinky
your mommas so fat that she makesbreakfast on the sun
your mommas so fat that when she finnished havving sex she smoked hamm
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DeeDee 7 on March 23, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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your mother is so fat she thought the quarter back was a refund |
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DeeDee 7 on March 23, 2005 @ 10:12 am |
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your mama so skinny she did push ups under the door step |
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don'thateaprrcieate on March 24, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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to nigga hater 4 life
it’ll be really funny when one of us see you in harlem new york and kick your country red neck ass. so the next time you want to talk smak about us, you better watch your back cause you stink like a wet dogs. working on the farm, at least we got jobs, and pay our bills. you on the other hand ask for you farm daddy for so mules and cows and tried to sell them to the first ho you see, which is ya MAMAM. so you know what, while you cleaning in the barn one day smelling like shit, we and a couple of friends gonan sip ice tea while see ya drunk balma ass cleaning up for us and cleaning our house. so the next time u say somin you beter look out before a black person kick your ass back to the crops you came from!!!!!!!!! |
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Brock on March 24, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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that got damn joke was not even funny at all. dont give up yo day job. |
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not anyone u no on March 25, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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heather and laura r sooooo fat that they became simese twins and falled off the face of there asss |
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Hurley on March 26, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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Who ever wrote the black people jokes is so rasist!!! GET A LIFE! |
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funny@funny on March 29, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
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your mums so fat that shxe robed someonse house and got suuck tryin to get out of there window |
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funny@funny on March 29, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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fuck emily |
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R on April 1, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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domb ass jokes
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An de on April 2, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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your joke sukes balls |
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Hot_Chick 101 on April 3, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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This is an o.k. joke but u need to check ur spelling dumbass!!! |
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Onelove on April 7, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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One day all of the hatred and bigotry will fade away. Everyone will learn that within us all
is a spirit. It exists within all things around you and within every being on the planet as
well as the universe. It connects us all, so therefore we are all the same spiritual being
seperated by flesh and the material plane. If we cannot learn to love one another on this
planet how in the world are we going to make the leap into the next stage of human
evolution where we will eventually be confronted with beings from other galaxies and
across the universe. Just something to think about. Love one another...it’s a simple
message brought to you by Jesus, Buddah, Confuscious, Krishna, and many ancient and
modern day prophets (such as myself). Think about it. Onelove.
If you agree lets chat:
johnnyonelove@hotmail.com |
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Onelove on April 7, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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As for the joke:
You’re so fat, you have to use a mattress for a maxi pad.
I love fat people.
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queen b. on April 7, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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iI think all you "white trash" mother fuckers need to go back to school cause none of your
asses can spell for shit and you make the rest of us whites look small minded inbred hicks
from from alabama and thats coming staight from texas bitches.if u agree and even cause
i dont give a shit contact me @ louiedog0420@yahoo.com u can even write, if you think
your grammer is good enough and "try" to talk trash.but i will win. |
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alissa on April 7, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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im fat ur ugly i can lose weight
last time u saw 90210 was on a scale
ur so stupid u got locked in a grocery store u starved to death
ur so stupid u got locked in a bathroom and peed ur self
ur momma so fat she has to u a king size matress as a maxi pad
i hate cramer |
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titie on April 20, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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that joke is old
u smell like a dik cheese |
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