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topless fat woman
Posted by: sisco on March 23, 2005 @ 12:02 pm

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One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked over to her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."


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From: rethiuerh on March 24, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: Not really funny

From: yoyo on March 25, 2005 @ 11:10 am
Comment: terrible crap

From: dflhslake on March 25, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: dfnesihsjht

From: fat joke inspector on March 25, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
Comment: im with rethiuerh.

From: pimp on March 27, 2005 @ 11:00 am
Comment: that sucks

From: to on March 27, 2005 @ 6:56 pm
Comment: this joke is like whoever made this joke , they suck balls

From: haha on March 27, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: that was ok, but u cood do betta(NOT)

From: dumb ass on March 28, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: your joke was so stuped my friend had a hart attack jesue love you

From: dumb ass on March 28, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: your joke was so stuped my friend had a hart attack jesue love you

From: chech23 on March 28, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
Comment: sucked!!!!!!!

From: somebody on March 29, 2005 @ 6:52 am
Comment: that joke sucked ass...i got a better one...here it goes...there were three naked women in a sauna...a german, a japanese, and a hillbilly...they were all sitting there then they heard a beeping noise...the german pushed on her arm and the beeping stopped...the other two women looked at her and she said,"that was my pager,i have a microchip under my skin...a few minutes later a phone started to ring....the japanese pushed the palm of her hand and the ringing stopped...she said that it was just her phone and she too had a microchip under her skin...the hillbilly felt that she wasn’t high tech like the other women and she was thinking of a way to impress them so she went to the bathroom...when she returned to the sauna she had a piece of toilet paper sticking out of her butt...the other two women stared at her and the hillbilly said,"well,will you look at that,i think i’m getting a fax."
this joke doesn’t have anything to do with fat people but it’s still better.

From: tanya on April 4, 2005 @ 2:37 pm
Comment: wow somebody is a try hard-its shit but still better than the actual joke.

From: jimdawu on April 8, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Comment: who agrees this is the worst joke ever. its about as funny as a wet dream

From: stacey on May 17, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: no wet dreams r FUNNIER

From: daniel @ on June 16, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: that was a good joke!!!!!!!............................................. Write more of the jokes, ok?

   
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