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Posted by: kevin sees on March 25, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

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Man your daughter is so fat, when she tried to play catch with a friend the ball kept going into orbit around her waist! Man your son is so fat that in the third grade, he couldnt fit into a desk, so the teacher painted maps of continents on his belly ,stood him in the corner to be classrooms globe.Man your so fat , Id kick your ass but I aint got all day.Man you are so f#cking fat,when you went to look for furniture you tried to sit on a couch without looking for people in the way and the manager had to file a missing persons report.Man you are so fat when you look at a menue you ask is that all you got?Man your so fat ,your the only one I know that goes to a crane equipment place to get a new belt.Man your so fat that a boat can actually ski behind you!Man your so fat doctors attached a beeper on your ass so when you backup you dont run over anyone.


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From: ryan on March 29, 2005 @ 1:17 pm
Comment: what a load of shit

From: heather march31@9:48 on March 31, 2005 @ 9:45 am
Comment: Thats some funny shit

From: little A on April 2, 2005 @ 1:33 am
Comment: that joke kicked ass

From: tanya on April 4, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: hmm not the best ever.rather die than read it again,but compared to the worst its average

From: austin on April 5, 2005 @ 11:14 pm
Comment: to much reading

From: josh on April 8, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
Comment: it’s actually a menu (learn to spell)

From: Magan on April 15, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: What josh saiod You Crack head

From: eric on April 18, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: well magan it is SAID so how about you take lessons from josh!!!! because he can spell so before you come at someone else make sure your spelling is corect

From: eric on April 18, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: well magan it is SAID so how about you take lessons from josh!!!! because he can spell so before you come at someone else make sure your spelling is correct!!!!!

   
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