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*FaT JoKeS*
Posted by: Ayana on March 25, 2005 @ 8:56 pm
1. Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World
2. Yo mama so fat, she swam in the ocean and the whales sang "We are Family!"
3. Yo mama so fat, she went into a meat market and was mistaken for Prime Rib!
4. Yo mama so fat, she uses the highway as a slip & slide!
5. Yo mama so fat, that she eats Wheat THICKS
6. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
7. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
8. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
9. Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
10. Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.
I hope yall thought those were funny! :) |
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| From: |
Jared on March 28, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaa,that is so funny ,i really luv the Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... one,cya............if ya have anything back to say to me ,email me ta jared_boodram@hotmail.co.uk |
| From: |
Brian on March 28, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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These fucking jokes suck ass. If this shit is funny to you Jared you must not have a fucking life at all. Go get some pussy you lame ass bitches. |
| From: |
Brian on March 28, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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This is me again if you bitches got something to say send it to babyboy2953@hotmail.com |
| From: |
Brian on March 28, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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This is me again if you bitches got something to say send it to babyboy2953@hotmail.com |
| From: |
vicki on March 28, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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bitch how the hell you gonna talk about him and you had all this tfucking ime to write these damn comments |
| From: |
chech23 on March 28, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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they were all really funny! me and my cuz couldn’t stop laughing!hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| From: |
amir on March 29, 2005 @ 1:06 am |
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LOL VERY FUNNY hahahahahahhahah |
| From: |
bob on March 29, 2005 @ 5:24 am |
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lol they were good!!!!!!!!!! and i agree with vicki too! hahaha |
| From: |
edgar rios on March 29, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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pinche piazza |
| From: |
*CALL ME* on March 29, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
| Comment: |
412-825-0639 IM JEREMY |
| From: |
chazz on March 29, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
| Comment: |
that was so fucken lame bitch |
| From: |
mrs.walter on March 30, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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G-UNIT |
| From: |
mrs.walter on March 30, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
| Comment: |
G-UNIT |
| From: |
your mom on March 30, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
| Comment: |
that sucked |
| From: |
scuzzlebutt on March 30, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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yo get back, cause u need a tic tac, notta tic notta tac but the whole 6 pack, im not tryin to be mean but u need sum listerene, notta sip notta swallow but the whole damn bottle |
| From: |
Yos on March 30, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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8. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
That was the only funny one. |
| From: |
ur mom on March 30, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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dont talk about me like that |
| From: |
chris clement Ar on March 30, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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ur mom is funnier than u u dumb ass ur the fat fuck because i fucked ur mom last night |
| From: |
your momma on March 30, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
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you shouldn’t talk about your fat momma like that you stupid whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
| From: |
mama on March 31, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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your mama is so fat when she went to watch football she fell on the pitch and lost the players for 3 weeks |
| From: |
Mr.ugqwdvgqeufbwefuf on March 31, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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awjhdeftwefbrgntgiuhgisrthkgjeygrejnbgieabtuyerfberigtherkjghkghkjghresgjndfuj 5y |
| From: |
mr.grkjuploki on March 31, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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j4yt7tty8u1t7u18 |
| From: |
mr.knowitall on March 31, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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Babyboy u suck ass u little bitch never cum 2 this website again LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!! |
| From: |
jerry yo nigga on March 31, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
| Comment: |
yo these jokes is the shit nigga |
| From: |
Stud Muffin on March 31, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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Dude you chokes suck but hey I got I for ya yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck |
| From: |
bad boy killer on April 1, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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fuck u jared u get a life and better life if u know hw to curse back ur self ur so stupid u waited for the stop sign to turn green bitch |
| From: |
hottie2011 on April 1, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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I think that the moms thst are out there in this world should be appretiated NOT they are so mean to me Sence the incedent with my man. |
| From: |
sexy J on April 4, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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All those jokes suck and for hottie get a since a humor |
| From: |
Sexy J on April 4, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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bob am vicki caus and i think that you are the shit |
| From: |
tanya on April 4, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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very funny.WELL DONE |
| From: |
neo2k5 on April 6, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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those jokes were very funny
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| From: |
GOTHBABY on April 13, 2005 @ 6:47 am |
| Comment: |
i think these jokes suck ass not one waz funny wat da fuck were u think dip ship!!! |
| From: |
MR BIG on April 13, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
| Comment: |
ROCK RULEZ AND RAP SUCKS MY BIG SCHLONG BIHATCHES |
| From: |
SKINNER on April 15, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
| Comment: |
LOL GOOD SHIT |
| From: |
JAMIE on April 15, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
| Comment: |
YEA RAPS COOLER BUT IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYWAYS ass YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING 2 YEAR OLD GOD DAMD |
| From: |
mississippi guy on April 19, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
| Comment: |
some of those jokes were pretty good |
| From: |
micheal jackson on April 20, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
| Comment: |
did any one see my little boy???
o yea i through him out the window |
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