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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Day cancelled
Posted by: Crikey on June 9, 2005 @ 7:55 am

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Last Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long
johns and dressed quietly. I made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went. Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and
turned the TV to the weather channel. I find it’s going to be bad weather
all day long, so I put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and
slipped back into bed.



There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit? "



Add your own comment

From: rinochaser on July 26, 2005 @ 7:50 am
Comment: I thought that was the best one I have seen on this site and it was mediocre at best. Your delivery pretty much sucked. Keep trying. With practice, you might learn to tell a good joke.

From: booter on July 31, 2005 @ 7:25 am
Comment: it made me lol.

From: greg on October 10, 2005 @ 8:16 am
Comment: thats was a belly shakin joke thank you

   
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