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first time fishing
Posted by: bill on October 15, 2005 @ 6:00 pm

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this boy wanted to go ice fishing for the first time so he goes and buys everything he needs to ice fish. after he buys his gear he heads to a the local beer store and buys a case of beer and heads to the lake where he is told if he wants to fish on this lake he needs to rent a shanty ... wail in the shanty he sets up his gear and cuts a hole in the ice wail waiting for a bite he drinks a few bers and not catching anything for awial and drinks some more and hes still not catching anything as he waits he passes out for a half our still no fish on his line .. he drank so much beer he has to releive him self so he stager trying to keep him self from tiping over and slips on the ice and gets nocked out his penis goes in the hole a few min latrer a fish bits on to him waking up in sheer pain he cant get the fish off so drives to the nearest hospital the doctor finds it funny what has happend to him and carefully cuts off the fish and the doc asks that must of hurt something awfull the boy says it sure and the did hurt but i got to tell you something that was the best blow job ive ever got in my life... lol


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