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Rangers abuse :P
Posted by: MFC Number Wan on April 13, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in a 3 bedroom semi ?
A burglar :P
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in a university?
A janitor :D
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in Europe?
A tourist :P
Wit hiv Stefan Klos n Michael Jackson got in common ?
They both wear gloves fur nae apparent reason :D
wits the diff between coffee and rangers ?
coffee stays in the cup longer :P
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rangers are the best on April 18, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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rangers are gret so dnt fuck with thm because theyll beet celtic anytime and wot the difference between a hedgehog and a bus load of celtic fans
ha on a hedghog the pricks are on the outside |
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brendan on April 23, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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you suck |
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ro on April 24, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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Up da celts! 2-1. F*ck the gers |
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bullet4myvalentine on April 28, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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celtic r shit |
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lash on April 28, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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suck my todds you celtic bastards haha the pope is dead by the way whats brown and half eaten the popes easter egg
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bullet4mavalentine on May 1, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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c mon the hibees u taig wank |
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CCS HIBS on May 3, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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Fuck off you english bastard and stay south of the wall. OO2BEE |
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paul on May 7, 2005 @ 6:13 am |
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Q:wit is the diffrece between a bus a rangers fans and a hedgehog?
A:on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside |
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Hopeless Scots on May 7, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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Q: What do you call a scotland fan at a world cup match?
A: A figment of your imagination! |
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london chick H.C on May 12, 2005 @ 6:23 am |
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CELTIC R DA BEST, RANGERS R HUNS, THEY THINK THERE THE BEST BUT THEY AINT!!! WE WILL PISS ALL OVER RANGERS N WILL WIN THE SPL THIS YEAR!!!! FUCK GERS CMON THE HOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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london chick H.C on May 12, 2005 @ 6:25 am |
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CRAIG BELLAMY IS BUFF!! |
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gers on May 17, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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canny even beet hibs |
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MFC Number Wan on May 22, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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england is pure n utter pish its full a smelly stuck up arse holes bit Scotland fuckin rules its a million times better than shity wee england n celtic ir pish anaw 2-1 git that rite fuckin roon ye n rangers use ir shite if it wisnae fur the fact thit Motherwell ir fuckin amazin yes widnae evev uv won the cup sa yes kin shove that rite up ye . MFC N SCOTLAND AW THE WAY !!! |
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Alex McLeish on May 23, 2005 @ 5:38 am |
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Celtic Rule |
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Hopeless Scots on May 23, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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And once again Rangers have won another tinpot Trophy, Wow Scottish League Champions!, Thats like Arsenal winning the Combined Counties League, The SPL 12 teams of utter uselessness, full of european football’s second rate reject players. |
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ur ma on May 24, 2005 @ 7:20 am |
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get a life |
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peter on May 25, 2005 @ 7:05 am |
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fuck rangers fuck the premreyer ship |
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billy on May 26, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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lets all laugh at celtic HA HA HA HA
Championees |
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The big man on May 27, 2005 @ 9:05 am |
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Ho u celtic twats! the boys in blue are the best in the land and you green nose egits are never going to change that. All I can say is the big man must be a protestant for that victorious score
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ME on May 27, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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GOD BLESS MARTIN O’NEIL THE MANS A FUCKING GENIUS!
UP THE FUCKIN RA !!! |
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THE BIG MANS DA on May 27, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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SEE U BIG MAN YOURE A POOF CELTIC NO.1.
Q) WHAT IS BUE , RED , WHITE AND FUNNY.
A) A BUS FULL OF RANGERS FANS GOING OF A CLIFF. |
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THE BIG MANS DA on May 27, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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ME YOURE A POOF CELTIC NO.1.
Q) WHAT IS BUE , RED , WHITE AND FUNNY.
A) A BUS FULL OF RANGERS FANS GOING OF A CLIFF. |
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fany fungus on May 28, 2005 @ 5:50 am |
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davie coopers deed ha ha ha ha ! ! ! ! !
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BOBBY SANDS ate my p on May 28, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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Has THE BIG MANS DA got a lisp?why does he keep saying BUE,instead of blue?is it because LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP starts with an L? |
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king william on May 31, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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could u go a chicken supper bobby sands
could u go a chicken supper bobby sands
could u go a chicker supper ya dirty fenian fucker
HES DEED FANK FUCK
just like fartin o feeels wife |
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Scot Rot on June 3, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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Q: Whats Red, Blue, White & Green?
A: Fucking pussy Rangers & Celtic ’Fans’ after the Millwall fans are finshed with them
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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watz the difference between a female hun n a pitbull??
lipstick |
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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Q: What have Rangers got in common with a three pin plug?
A: Both are useless in Europe! |
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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Question: What do you call a double decker bus with with ten Rangers fans driving over the edge of a cliff??
Answer: A waste of space as you can get loads more in. |
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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Two Rangers fans with a dog are sitting at the bar when in walks a man straight over to the Dog and lifts its tail up, he takes a long look and then orders a drink a sits at a table. Stunned the two huns look to each other in Disbelief, did that just happen? A short while later another man enters and walks over to the Dog lifts its tail has a good look and then buys a drink and sits down. The puzzled huns vow if this happens again they will ask the next man whats going on. They dont have to wait long, as the man approaches they wait until he lifts the dogs tail and one pipes up "Here you whats the crack wi ma dog big man?" he asks. "Oh nothing mate its just theres a Celtic fan out there who says theres a Dog in here wi two arseholes".
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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A Rangers fan is out walking his 3 legged greyhound one day when a genie appears and grants him a wish. after thinking for a minute he says ’I want this dog to win the derby’. the genie says ’a three legged dog winning the Derby, cmon be realistic man’. ok says the Rangers fan how about the Rangers winning the champions league?. to which the genie replies ’ what was the one about the dog again?’ |
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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Before the world cup, a primary school teacher asks her pupils if they want to see England win it. The full class put their hands up except for one girl who says she wants Sweden, Argentina or Nigeria to win. Amazed the teacher asks why, "Well miss my mum and dad are Scottish so I’m a Scottish fan too." So the teacher replys "You don’t have to be a Scotland fan because you’re parents are, if your mum was a prostitute and dad was a junkie that stole and beat up innocent people you wouldn’t be like that"
"No miss" the girl says "that would make me a Rangers fan".
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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A father takes his young son to the zoo where they are fascinated by the lions. "Daddy, Daddy, why is that lion licking his bum?" asks the wee boy.
"Son, that’s because he has just eaten a Rangers fan and is trying to get rid of the taste" |
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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A shabby looking young man wearing a Rangers shirt knocks on the pearly gates and asks to be let in. Saint Peter says "I don’t know. Have you ever done anything good like given money to the poor?"
"No." replied the Hun
"Helped a widow or orphan?"
"No." replied the Hun
"Helped a little old lady across a street?"
"No." replied the Hun
"Well then, why should I let you in?"
"I did do something very brave once." Said the Hun
"And what was that?" asked Peter
"I went to Parkhead to see an Old Firm game and stood in the stands with the Tims decked in full Rangers gear."
"My, that is brave!. When did you do that?"
"About 3 minutes ago..."
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tiocfaidh ar la ©f© on June 3, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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Four football fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team and each proclaimed to be the most devoted of all fans of their football team. As they climbed higher they argued as to which one of them was the most devoted of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top the Hearts fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Hearts!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Hibs fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming "This is for the Hibs!"
Seeing this, the Celtic fan walked over and shouted "This is for the Tims!" and pushed the Rangers fan off the mountain. |
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gery adams on June 12, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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we have nothing to do with football .
who cares about celtic or rangers
all i care for as that we sinn fein make ireland 1 contry & 1 only
fuck maggie thatcher & john majour
fuck the queen &tony blair
fuck all of youre brittish scum
comon the provisionals.
tiocfaidh ar la. my fellow co ira and pira friends
god bless bobby sands up in heaven
tiocfaidh ar la
our day will come
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rangers 4 life on June 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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oi. rangers rule.
spl champs hahaha fuck celtic
funi bout da bue fing and league champs lmao.
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Bobby Sands on June 25, 2005 @ 1:23 am |
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I promise 2 all my patriotic irish freinds that in around 10 years a new ira will be formed wich ireland can be proud of and we will rise up against the scum of England and regain a full ireland 32 countys! Ireland will join counterpatrs with other countries such as france and america wich england failed 2 take over and will declare war on england and destroy there reign and believe me our day will come ar tiocfaidh ar la,Fuck ye english scum Rangers pricks,dirty Prodestant planters go back to yer own shitty land! |
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fat d.o.b on June 25, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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i support the teddys im fat can i get some pies & burgers please
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fat d.o.b on June 25, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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i support the teddys im fat can i get some pies & burgers please
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Y.C.V on June 25, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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Y.C.V
Y.C.V
Y.C.V
Y.C.V
Y.C.V
Y.C.V
Y.C.V
Y.C.V
YOUNG C - MILK VALLEY
NO.1
FUCK YER TOI
& TAL
CASTLEMILK VALLEY
BY WEE FAT BOOBSKI
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proudprod on June 26, 2005 @ 7:47 am |
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All u dirty rotten micky, fenien, papish, tarrier, taig, Roman catholic, bead-rattling bastards shut yer filthy gubs. Ye aw deserve 2 be burned at the stake 4 talking so much pish. Glasgow Rangers are number 1 (aye number 1) and thats official. ’Mon the Gers, the U.V.F and the Chelsea Head-hunters. |
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celtic chick yeah!!! on June 27, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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CELTIC ROCK THEY R DA BEST FC TEAM EVA ND AS 4 RANGERS DER DA SHITEST FC TEAM IN WORLD HISTORY. ND AS 4 DEM WININ DA LEAGUE IT WIZ CRAP THEY R CRAP. CELTIC 4EVA AND EVA ALWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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tara on July 2, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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ya cant even spell protestant u dickshit rangers 4 life |
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cats on August 23, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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why didn’t the rangers fan cross the road?
cause he was waiting till the green man turned orange.
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shut the fuck up proudprod, u fucking nazi sshit! chelsea-headhunters are a pile of inbred bastards who support the KKK and other facist shite... dicks...
McGeady for Ireland |
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paddy kelly on August 26, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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proudprod why dont you move to fucking england, if you already stay there why not find somewhere like the london eye and jump off with as many orange scummy bastards as you can find. Failling this i will be more than happy to put up the funds to send all of you to an island and fucking shoot you all. it’s funny how you have to hide behind a poofy wee name on an internet site you are probably like the rest of the rejects at ibrox with a big belly skelly eyes no hair and never worked a day in your life keep hiding you fucking waste of space and i would urge all celtic fans to ignore the proddy bastards
hail hail
tiocfaidh ar la
sinn feinn IRA |
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proudprod on August 31, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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In response tae paddy (probably in-bred) Kelly: Why don’t I move to England??? Why don’t u move 2 fuckin free state ya fanny. I dont give a fuck where I live, whether it be England, Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland. I’d be in BRITAIN and I’d b quite happy with that. Looks like it’ll take u a very long time to raise funds to send us all to an Island anyway...considering u only get ur £80 giro once a fuckin fortnight. No matter what u all say..."If u don’t live in Southern Ireland, then ur under the Queens reign whether u fuckin like it or not, so get used to it or FUCK OFF ELSEWHERE! Rule Britannia, God save the Queen. |
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Provo on September 10, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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Just found the site. proudprick why are you happy to live in britain, because you have a queen. You seem a bit wound up. Are you annoyed about the imminent departure of british troops from the occupied 6 counties and subsequently a sovereign united free Ireland. Our day is coming son deal with it. |
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tim 4 life on September 14, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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the bottom line is ireland was always irish until the brits came over and took it through rape murder and robbery!!!ireland didn’t exactly sell u the land u scum stole it!then gave the praise to a king that took it up the ass!!!!!u give land back 2 everyone else and they jump at the chance to get it!!!!take a hint....no one wants anything to do with britain!!!keep shooting each other and wrecking ur own streets you’ll maybe win the war 4 us on ur own!!!!!makes great entertainment on the tv aswell!!!!atleast we can fight as a team not among ourselves!!!!! |
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IRA4EVA on September 17, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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Troich ar la.
Walking down the falls road with batons,guns and gas there terrifying women as there coming out of mass.A shower of scottish killers i never will forget thank god we have the IRA to shoot the bastards dead. When i grow up and marry i have a little son ill tell him about the black and tans and terrible things theyve done. And once he gets older and once all irelands free hell join the provisional IRA and get revenge for me!!!!!!!!! |
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IRA4EVA on September 26, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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wat du call a rangers fan in a university ??
a janitor!
whats blue red and white and funny??
a rangers bus going of the cliff!ireland will be free one day all 32 counties and all ur prossie bastards can get da fuk out of da country u dont wanna b apart u sad little cunts!!!!!!!
u can stick the red-handed prossie flag up ur orange-filled arses
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its all bout the IRA on September 26, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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up the rebels |
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HFC on October 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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RANGERS 0 - 3 HIBERNIAN
IVAN SPROULE IVAN SPROUILE IVAN SPROULE
HAIL HAIL |
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celtic ghirl on October 8, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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c’mon the hoops rangers ur nufin bout useless fukers hope us o dee the noo wid nae gee 2 fuks.alex mcleish is a ginger heeded bastard hes due 2 get the sack the fat bastard the same as tht wee fukin rat advocat the wee dick lol. up the ra the bunch o black bastards get bk 2 where us belong. At least we huv lifted the uefa cup afore u good 4 nuffin bloo nosed bastards. C.F.C#1 I.R.A #1
THERES ONLY WAN JOHN HARTSON
THERES ONLY WAN JOHN HARTSON
HES GOT NAE HAIR
BUT WE DNT CARE
WALKIN IN A CELTIC WONDERLAND
MAY THE POPE REST IN PEACE R.I.P |
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Karen on October 22, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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>>>Its benn reported that the celtic trophy room was broken into, and the entire contents stolen. The strathclyde police are on the lookout for 2 men with a green carpet. |
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Tim Dav on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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I think it is fantastic. Rangers fans who can actualy type and put words on a computer. Come on bhoys, give them a chance, i know they are in-bred freak show bastatrds, bit at least some of the veggies can type.
Well done you ugly beasts.
How did you know that "ET" was a Hun ??????????????
Answer :-
Because he looked like one............................ |
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hibeeslass on November 1, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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stop with all the glasgow talk theres only one contneder for the league and thats the famous edinburgh hibees!x |
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hibeeslass on November 1, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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sproule sproule
sproule
he’s here he’s there
he’s everyfuckin where
ivan sproule ivan sproule |
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real ra man on November 7, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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whats davie cooper and rangers strikers got in common? they r both
still rotten in a box |
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Darren Main on November 10, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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who has rangers got in the semi-final of the CIS cup??? no one cause there out!!!!! and who by the top of the leauge CELTIC!!!!!!!! |
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xxniczxx on November 13, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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CELTIC RULE!! Ha Ha 2-0! lol!!
Witz the diff between a rangers playr nd a really fit loon?
Atleast the fit loon can score!!!
Aiden Mcgeady is really fit!! love ya 4 eva!! |
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real ra man on November 13, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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whats billy wright and a black hack got in common? THEY BOTH TAKE 5 IN THE BACK |
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real ra man on November 15, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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name 3 brothers that played 4 CELTICand another that managed rangers? paul mcstay willie mcstay raymond mcstay + big alex muststay
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chelsea headhunter on November 16, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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chelsea. rangers.linfeild all the way fuck the green wand white shit |
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Fuck the huns on November 18, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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What a bunch of fucking rockets posting here.
Eck - The bogeyman awaits. |
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TIM FAE KENNOWAY on November 20, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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WAS THAT SCORE TODAY NO FUCKING MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hibs r da best on November 20, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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go on u hibees
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provojoe on November 21, 2005 @ 11:03 pm |
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3-0 to the celtic |
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scotty bhoy on November 21, 2005 @ 11:03 pm |
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Marvin Andrews got a calling from god today. He said "come forth my son " He replied " at this rate we’ll be lucky if we come fifth
CMON THE HOOPS TIOCFAIDH AR LA !!!!! |
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ECK PORTER 5 on November 23, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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COME ON WEST BROM AND WIGAN |
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Devilthecelt on November 23, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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First goal in 8 games, you huns must be so proud, now all you need to do is win a league
game and you’ll still be way too far behind the hoops !!!!
What does a Hun do when his team have just beaten Barca in the champions league?
He turns off his playstation and gets back into bed with his sister !!!! |
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