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i h8 chelsea and man u and liverpool
Posted by: Tara on May 1, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
Q: What do you call 100 chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Chelsea Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Chelsea supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Chelsea fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I’ve done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that’s good?" asks Posh.
"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."
David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank,
"I’d like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Beckham "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I’ve found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you’re going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Beckham. The receptionist replies
"Well David, it says on your record that you’re a useless wanker...."
Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They’ve both been screwed by David Beckham.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.
Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.
Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why can’t you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
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Ted on May 22, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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To the person who has submitted this crap joke: Does anyone call this a joke??? No wonder why the rating is graded. You made fool of yourself and do not do it again. Crap, bullshit, senseless............ |
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shady on June 5, 2005 @ 11:06 am |
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ted ur a shit |
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me on June 5, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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bum |
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gunners all the way on June 6, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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ted u smell these r funi |
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LIVERPOOL FAN on June 7, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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2005 LIVERPOOL WIN DA CHAMPIONS LEAUGE UP URS U STUPID FRENCH MOTHERFUKER |
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Tara on June 8, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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soz liverpool fan dat joke wasnt frm me it was just im da ones i copied and posted. i a,m not french and if i say u rocked in the final are we quits?
GUNNER!!!!!! |
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CHriS on June 13, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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I bet ur some sad arsenal supporter who only supports them to fit in with the rest of your class, there sre other ways of making friends, use them, i got nothing against my teams rivals you ur obviously jealous of liver, man u , and chelsea’s sucsess.
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p.s. on June 13, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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David beckham is an england legend and one of the best players i have ever seen
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yeovil rule on June 18, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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dis isnt a joke its just fukin shit u absolute wanker!! |
| From: |
tara on August 9, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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fuck u all bitches i only copied those jokes and posted them and look how angry u all r 4 fuck sake
gunners 4 life |
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Maxibaby on October 23, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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I loved the jokes.......and I’m a scouser!!!!!!!!!! |
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