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10 reasons to date a football player
Posted by: john on May 4, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
10 reasons to date a football player
1) we alwyas hit hard
2) we like to play in the mud
3) we dont give up until the jobs done
4) we have good hands
5) we never miss our targets
6) were used to scoring
7) we find the whole and get in it
8) we know when to get rough
9) we always have stamina
10) we always have protection on |
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heavy drinker on May 5, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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damn right ... i also am a football player |
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Hockey Playa 13 on May 8, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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football players have cheerleaders but it’s the hockey players who take them home |
| From: |
skilllllllllllll on May 10, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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sweet jokes |
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fttank5 on May 13, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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screw hockey
football kicks the shit out of it!
heavey drinker knows what im saying
football players get so muych more except one kid i know!!
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| From: |
Robert on May 18, 2005 @ 9:05 am |
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i was good but no very funny |
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football/hockey on May 29, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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yo i play both
and seriosly football is so much better in this day and age. hockey is just about size now, but football is still about the skill |
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alyse on June 7, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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i love it!! my boyfriend plays football and he was so proud haha good one |
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pimp6969 on June 15, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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Football is the fucking best sport ever and that joke is true i would know im a football player. FOOTBALL IS AMAZING!!!! |
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tara on June 28, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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yeh wot he sed and footy rules |
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me on June 29, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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basketball is better =] |
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tara on June 30, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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i luv basket ball but footy rules |
| From: |
Samantha on August 25, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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My boyfriend plays football and is crazy for it! He even sleeps with a football...no joke lol |
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kayla on September 4, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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haha my boyfriend is a football player and he is crazy for it! i sent this 2 him and he loved it |
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jkfsg on September 5, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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Football players need dancers....1. 1we know all the positions
2.we have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation
3.we’re used to having bruises on our knees
4.we’re used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5.we’re perfectionists: theyll keep going until they hit it
6.we can shake it like no other
7.after a quick intermission we’re ready to go at it again
8.we don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
9.we’re not as delicate and fragile as we look
10.one word..FLEXIBILITY
2. 11we’re always open to new moves & positions
12. we perform to please the crowd
13. we love an audience
14. we show off our legs
15. we’re tight...physically fit
16. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves
17. we work hard to get things just right
18. we do what we’re told
19. we enjoy doing hard thing
20. we work in mysterious ways
THE BEST ONE WE ARE USED TO THE BRUISES! |
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mike on September 6, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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good to know football players know how to spell. at least they know what "whole" to put it in, and by "whole", i mean male anus.
hockey # 1!!! |
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me on October 20, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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Usually the cheerleaders DONT go home with the hocky players they yell and scream for the football players on the field and in bed later!! I would know im a cheerleader and thats how we do things!!! |
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ben on November 4, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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FOOTBALL is the only sport on earth people should play it kicks ASS i live 4 it and if u play football and hockey get out of hockey it sucks. and dont waste time on hockey ya football |
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