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david Beckham’s Tragedy
Posted by: Thomas Perry on June 6, 2005 @ 7:41 am
| David beckham is in a school and he goes into one classroom and says now kids can anyone tell me what a tragedy would be. One boy sticks his hand up and says "if my friend was playing football in the street and got run over by a car that would be a tragedy". "no" says beckham "that would be described as an accident. So a girl puts her hand up and says "if a bus carrying about 50 children fell of a cliff and every child died that would be a tragedy". "fraid not says Beckham "that would be a great loss". So then silence, no-one answers. "what" says Beckham "can’t anyone tell me what a tragedy would be". Eventually a boy at the back puts his hand up and says "If a plane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a bomb that would be a tragedy". Wonderful beams Beckham and he says "now can you tell me why that would be a tragedy" and the boy replies "well it would not be an accident and it certainly would not be a great loss" |
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tara on June 7, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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lol quite funi. |
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londoner on June 8, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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perry this joke is fucked up shit like u and ur mum. |
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Thomas Perry on June 8, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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i am only 16 and my mum is not to best pleased what you said and she annoyed at the fact you had to mention her at all |
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tom perry on June 8, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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i am only 16 and my mum is not very pleased about what you said and of the fact you had to mention her at all |
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londoner on June 9, 2005 @ 11:33 am |
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ha u lil boy lol. mummy gun cum get me aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol. u smell |
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Sam on July 3, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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Don’t listen to that londener twat Perry that Joke was well funny and the best david beckham joke i have ever heard
oi londener get a sense of humour- i rate this joke 5 stars |
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