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arsene wenger v alex ferguson
Posted by: slim shady on June 6, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Alex Ferguson is curious how Arsenal reached the double last year, so he decides on a visit to London to see how Arsene Wenger coaches his team.
After a day he is not really impressed by the training practices, so he asks Wenger how he gets his players so sharp. ’Well it is simple. I sometimes ask my players a difficult question, and that way they stay really sharp mentally’. Of course Fergie wants an example, so Wenger asks Bergkamp to come over to the touchline.
Arsene asks: ’Dennis, he is not your brother, but still he is your father’s son. Who is he?’
’That is not difficult’, Dennis answers immediately, ’Of course that is me’.
’You see? That’s the way you keep them sharp’, Wenger says to Fergie.
Ferguson, who wants to win the double also, decides to bring this into Manchester United’s practice the next day. He calls David Beckham over to the touchline. ’David, I have a question for you’, he says, ’He is not your brother, but still he is your father’s son, who is he?’.
’Bleedin’ ’ell’, is the Spice Boy’s reply, ’That is a tough one to answer, can I sleep on that one night, and why have you asked me this question?’
Fergie explains it has to do with some continental coaching trick and agrees with the one night postponement.
So that night Beckham decides to call Jaap Stam. He has played on the continent, maybe he knows something about these continental coaching methods. ’Jaap, maybe you know the answer to this question, he is not your brother, but still he is your father’s son. Who is he?’.
’That is easy, that is me!’, says Jaap Stam.
So the next day David walks full of confidence to Ferguson. Fergie asks: ’David, do you know the answer to my question now?’. ’Yes it was actually very easy’, he says, ’It’s Jaap Stam’.
Ferguson answers: ’No of course not you fucking arsehole. It’s Dennis Bergkamp.’
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Thomas Perry on June 7, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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That’s already been done on this website YOU DUMB FUCKING ARESHOLE!!!!! |
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gunner on June 7, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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lol |
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Thomas Perry on June 8, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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to londoner who’s message was on 7 june. It was nowhere near fucking funny because is support man utd. so why you don’t you go shag a sheep or better yet go back to supporting your shit little london team, as your manager is a wanker, he wears a wankers at and when he came to your club he became an even bigger twat. |
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Thomas Perry on June 8, 2005 @ 2:58 am |
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to londoner who’s message was on 7 june. It was nowhere near fucking funny because is support man utd. so why you don’t you go shag a sheep or better yet go back to supporting your shit little london team, as your manager is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat and when he came to your club he became an even bigger twat. |
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man u suck on June 8, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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man u suck |
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londoner on June 8, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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Arsene wengers magic,he wears a magic hat and wen he saw the double he sed im having dat. dats how it goes u prick man u suk |
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Franz Kafka on June 10, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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Arsenal are the biggest team of cheating, childish, wimps in the league and next season they will win fcuk all and the french shall be banished from this country like never before.
UP THE NORTH. |
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londoner on June 10, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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fuck u arsenal rule. |
| From: |
some guy on July 3, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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Stoner section : "Rapper’s Delight" joke, 3rd page comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two. |
| From: |
me on July 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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no trust me it isnt |
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