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the football river joke
Posted by: number 1 arsenal fan on June 10, 2005 @ 10:46 am

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name each footballer in the premier league which one could uise to get across a bridge

1. kanu
2. wayne bridge
3. The neville brothers- why?- cause they are both a pair of planks


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From: Arsenal fan on June 13, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Comment: lmao hahahaha. y kanu though,???

y wld u need wayne bridge 2 get across a brigde? fink u mean river like in the joke title

though gary nd phil r planks

From: arsenal 4 life on June 13, 2005 @ 11:35 am
Comment: glad 2 c u both supprt arsenal. lol
i h8 man u
gunner til i die

From: Arsenal fan on June 23, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: oh i get it kanu hahahaha. this joke sucks shit bitch

From: hunnibee on June 27, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: that was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like likelike like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like so crap LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

From: Tom Perry on July 1, 2005 @ 9:14 am
Comment: To Audrey Diego- although you may be right and i totally agree with you, the comments sections is for you to make a comment to the actual jokes and not anything else so take it someone else. By the way even though I have heard it before, the Joke is quite funny, which makes it a shame that I am a Man Utd fan

From: audrey Diego on July 2, 2005 @ 1:14 pm
Comment: u gotta admit the comments section is used as a message board. u dont see simple comments on the joke, its really a messageboard, so i posted that because i thought it was important for every1 to read. i didnt write it, i just copied and pasted cuz its true. check other sections to see what i mean about the messageboard bit.
CUBA LIBRE

From: SIONA on July 4, 2005 @ 8:51 pm
Comment: UR SO FULL OF IT ! Y WLD ANY1 WANNA USE A KANU WHEN THEY KNOW DAT THEY CAN CROSS THE BRIDGE WITH ANYTHANG

From: tara on July 25, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: dude i think u mean a river

From: Arsenal Fan on July 29, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: yeah i do, i kind of mucked that part of the joke up

From: tara on August 9, 2005 @ 2:35 pm
Comment: lol so it shld b

what football players would u use to get across a river

1. wayne bridge
2.kanu
3 neville brothers- cos there a pair of planks
rite glad thats sorted dude
OMD commnuity shield drogba is a cunt both goals offside arsenal deserved 2 win soo much

From: Yiddo on September 23, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: One day an arsenal fan decided to run along a busy street in just an arsenal shirt, no trousers, pants NOTHING! when the media turned up, the police stripped him to avoid any embarrasment to his family.

   
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