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stranded in a desert
Posted by: Tara on June 12, 2005 @ 10:24 am

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There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert
- Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They have
been there for one week when they finally come across
a dead camel. The Man United players say ’As we’re
Manchester United, we’ll have the chest.’ The Liverpool
players say ’As we’re LIVERpool, we’ll have the liver.’
’We’re not hungry,’ say the Arsenal players.


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From: to: Tara on June 23, 2005 @ 4:45 am
Comment: What a beautiful name. Let’s make love in the sunset.

From: Tara on June 23, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: thank you. who are you. whats with the sunset love thing

From: to: Tara on June 30, 2005 @ 8:02 pm
Comment: It’s just a little joke expressing how beautiful I think your name is.

From: Tara on July 2, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: ok then thats kool. i hear you say that to others as well lol.

From: to: Tara on July 5, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: What can I say? I’m a sucker for beautiful names. :-)

From: tara on July 5, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: lol im a sucker 4 money and football and hodies cos im noway a girly girl

From: amy on July 18, 2005 @ 3:49 pm
Comment: nice one !!

From: tara on July 25, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: thx dude

   
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