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The Greatest Player of all Time
Posted by: Jojo on July 28, 2005 @ 10:01 pm
Okay...
So there was this football player, right?? And he was like the best...I mean greater than Vick, Culpepper, and McNabb put together. So like he’s at the superbowl and he needs to make this catch so they can win, right?
So anyway to make a long story short, he catches the ball, then he drops it....Awww. His wife leaves him, he goes bankrupt and everything goes downhill from there...
Three years later, he’s walkin down the street and sees this large crowd of people at a buring apartment building. There’s a woman at the top of the building screaming at the top of her lungs, "My Baby!! Somebody please catch my baby!!!"
Then this guy sees him and says, "Hey, arent u that ex football star?? Come catch this lady’s baby!!" So, he walks over there and stands at the bottom of the building. He holds out his hands whispering, "God, please let me catch this baby. Just this once, let me catch this baby..."
So the lady drops the baby....
And he catches it!! And everyone is all happy and patting him on the back and cheering, and out of all the excitement, he takes the baby...
AND SPIKES IT!!! |
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| From: |
!!!!!!! on August 7, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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wtf was that shit |
| From: |
mano on August 23, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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old one
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| From: |
Emma on August 26, 2005 @ 2:12 pm |
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That was crap..... nuff said |
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phillydog@new.rr.com on September 4, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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funnier than hell |
| From: |
Phaith on September 10, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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Rofl. I like stupid humor. |
| From: |
tim 4 life on September 23, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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what the hell was that? |
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