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Posted by: paul on September 2, 2005 @ 1:42 am
A football player had dislocated his shoulder in a nasty challenge, and was still screaming in agony when they got him to hospital.
"For Heaven’s sake," said the doctor, "don’t be such a baby, you’re supposed to be a big, tough defender. There’s a woman having a baby next door and she’s not making anything like the noise that you are."
"That’s as may be," wailed the footballer, "but, in her case, nobody’s trying to push anything back in."
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Sir Walker and Peter Ridsdale are standing on a balcony. They are surrounded by Leicester City and Leeds fans. Ridsdale says to Walker "I bet I can make these Leeds fans go wild". Walker tells him to go on so he lifts his hands up and waves to the crowd. As expected the leeds fans go wild and start chanting. Walker looks at him and says "That’s fantastic but I bet I can make the City fans go even more wild. Ridsdale laughs and tells him to have a go. Walker turns round and headbutts Ridsdale and then shouts "F*ck off you can’t have O’Neill". The City fans go wild!
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