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Rangers jokes
Posted by: JimTheTim on October 1, 2005 @ 10:07 am
this is fur aw u scummy orange bastards.
How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t matter, cos they’re all condemned to eternal darkness anyway
Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn’t turned into a coach.
Barry ’the Bazman’ Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...’Look what I nearly trod in!!’
What’s the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
Both got F***ked by Victoria!!!
How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.
take that ya hun basturts.FUCK THE QUEEN AND THE UDA!!!!
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NO NAME on October 2, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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WANK !! |
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no name on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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lol this is funny |
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NO NAME on October 29, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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LOL! This is well funny! On ye go! |
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scott macdonald on November 12, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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you thought u won the league !
WHERES YOUR FLAG
NO TIMS IN EUROPE |
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TIm Alloy on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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Funny as fuk!
U were handed the flag you DOB! |
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real ra man on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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very funny it reminds me when they all fell down the stairs. stairway 13 |
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neil simpson on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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how is my friend ian durrant doing. another defeat for the scum again. your,e gonna win fuck all. eck must stay |
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SCOTT WINNING on November 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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COME ON THE JAMBOS! |
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SCOTT WINNING on November 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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LOL.COME ON THE JAMBOS |
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Cheryl on December 3, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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The Gers first team training session was delayed for nearly two hours today after a player
reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.
Manager Alex McLeish immediately suspended practice while police and Scottish Office
scientists were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, government forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after Police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the
substance again. |
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