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Fart Football
Posted by: footballer on October 4, 2005 @ 1:59 am
Fart Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It’s fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!"
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Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"
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Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
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The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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Cory Woessner on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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Who ever came up with this joke is a genius it is so funny keep it up
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