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george best
Posted by: martin on November 12, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
george best is lying in hospital when the nurse approaches him "george" she said "ive got some good news and some bad news"
"give me the bad news first" replied george
"ok" "you have one day to live"
"omg" gasped george
"what can be the fuckin good news then"
"its happy hour downstairs" the nurse said
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T Perry on November 13, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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Ha Ha really funny but i think it’s suppose to be you have one hour to live ,not day as then that would fit in with the punchline |
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leeds fan on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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Q. WHAT DO GEORGE BEST AND EASTR BUNNY HAVE IN COMMON?
A. NEITHER OF THEM WILL BE HERE AT CHRISTMAS.
LEEDSLEEDSLEEDS |
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crossy on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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what yellow and sits on a 3pin plug socket
George Best |
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bogweazle on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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What’s yellow and runs on 12 volts??
George Best................. |
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george best dead who on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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george best has finally passed but the question aked have been answered who cares he wasted a perfectly good body part that could have gone to someone who needed it so long george ure instantly forgotten. |
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Rob Dawes on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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I think George Best has died.Iwent past abutchers and it said " Best liver for sale" |
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Tommy on November 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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what did george best do after he died? Went down the pub for a pint of lager |
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George Best on November 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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Fuck off, show some respect. |
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Me on November 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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How can you laugh on a mans deathbed and as of today grave. sikkoz |
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Fraser on November 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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Original Joke - not!!!! |
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john on November 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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shockin |
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tara on November 25, 2005 @ 10:59 pm |
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no its not funny cos the guy is dead |
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Dj Roola on November 28, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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Best was such a pisshead, they even named bitter after him!
Very true though, what a fuckin waste of a perfectly good liver - no doubt that one won’t be harvested for someone else seeing as he pickled that one too. |
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lufc on November 28, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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what is calum best getting for xmas ?
A smaller turkey !!! |
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matt on November 28, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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i heard that george best died at 5 to 1 i thought 5 to 1 was the odds on him dying. |
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jay on November 28, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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this guy would love these jokes he said to a doctor when he got his new liver " how long should this last " the doc said " if u carry on drinking then maximum 5 years" bestie then said " sounds like a good deal to me" so lets make jokes im loving them ha ha ha |
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Jon on November 28, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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It is funny, he was a disgrace and what the fuck are you doing on dirty jokes.com if you can’t take a joke? |
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john on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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george best was fucking great |
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Jimmy Crackenbush on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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All you tossers who crack pathetic stupid jokes about the the greatest football player that has ever lived; have no idea about the pressures of fame and fortune. The pleasure and joy he brought to football fans the world over, and attracted people to the game who to date had never been remotely interested in the game. (I was one of them) His wizardry and inspiration that he gave to millions. His legacy lives on. So what legacy have u pisstaking bastards left or going to leave - apart from being remebered as wankers with no intellect.? |
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michelle on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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come on the guy had his second chance and blew it,wot a idiot,someone more deserving could have had that second chance, |
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neggie on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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george best died on friday 25th novemer 2005 at 1pm, he was suppose 2 die at 12-55 but because he played 4 man utd he got 5 minutes added on at the end! |
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1 very upset person on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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how can you say show some respect a member of my family died who couldnt afford to go private for surgery but if they had then they wouldnt have wasted the operation like george best did the man was a complete WASTER so think on and lets hope it dont happen to one of your family members |
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Ttimbo on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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Pint of BEST anyone? |
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angel of death on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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he was a star over 30 years ago, since then a boozed up, wife beating nobody. His fame perpetuated by a sycophantic media and public.
Here’s a joke ’George Best!!!’ |
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george on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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he wouldn’t mind |
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best is dead on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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lol
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colauto on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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shut up, u am all laim. he is a legend
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skelmaster on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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shame on u all give the man peace .should have had the guts to say those things to him whilst he was here u cowards .....(wonder if he had a silver tankard). |
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El Gringo on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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I’ve just seen George Best down the off-licence - he got kicked out.
Apparantly they don’t serve spirits. |
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George RIP on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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The guy a waste of space blew a perfectly good chance whatta fool |
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a realistic person on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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The guy was given a second chance! No other alcoholics get that. He was a great player maybe but just because he had money why does that make his deserve to live because i no an alcoholic that didn’t get a second chance. Theres many people put there that deserved that chance and didn’t get it. Why should he have been so lucky, or not lucky rich? |
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Dan on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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he will get over it its his own fault any way fucking alky!!!! sum 1 else could of had that liver in the first place! |
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mee on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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they are some ace jokes.........anymore?
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diplomat on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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if some1 wasted a kidney that could of gone to your daughter or son or hubby and he had it and abused it what would you think.also if u were married 2 someone who shagged behind ur back out all hours then beat u wen u came home.would u really care from what i read bout him apart from football legend its all assaulting his wife and shagging birds behind her back .cos she seems a very nice woman |
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Funnybone on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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Look on the brightside... if its a cremation it won’t effect the gas consumption rates after all he must be 70% alcohol.. One match and the problems gone!
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KittPhox on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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Well he waisted his chance at a new life. that liver could have gone to someone worth while
Doctors tried to give George Best a blood transfusion to see if it would help him get off his death bed. But it failed when they couldnt find any blood in the blood bank that said "40% Vol." |
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Tom on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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It is funny, but it is only a JOKE so it aint ment to be taking harshly and its better for him because hes gone to a better place! |
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george best on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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im sorry i died
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most people on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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Best was the best a long time ago drank him self stupid used his wife as a punch bag ,jumped the line and got a liver (£ money and fame talks)and did it all again what a great man thanks F*** he’s dead just another body in the ground. |
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andy on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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very funny and the guy actually died of AIDS |
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dave on November 28, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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a priest says to bestie. George i got good news and bad news.. Good news is there is a football team in heaven. Bad news is youre playing this saturday. |
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h and a on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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what was the last thing george best said before he died
’is there a witherspoons in eaven’
lol |
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tony on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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sorry but he was given a second chance and abused it,i’ve got no sympathy for him so post more jokes please |
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Luke on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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Some of that stuff is quite petty, it’s fun taking the piss out of heavy drinkers but not when they’re in pain.
Luke.
’We Love You LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!’ |
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gavin on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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did you see george best is donating his legs so peter crouch can become agood footballer |
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Cyril Regis on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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Apparently George Best’s last words were "That’s bloody typical. Just as they’ve introduced 24-hour drinking." |
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Hannah on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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He was the one who chose to waste a liver that could have gone to someone who really needed it. He was given a second chance at live and he p**sed it away - you have to expect the jokes to come rolling out!!! |
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Hannah on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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He was the one who chose to waste a liver that could have gone to someone who really needed it. He was given a second chance at live and he p**sed it away - you have to expect the jokes to come rolling out!!! |
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jim on November 28, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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Yes but he brought it on himself like parkinson said! |
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eretrace on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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When famous people die there are always jokes about straight away - this is always going to happen! It is sad that George Best has died but i have to admit that i have laughed at the jokes going around! If people don’t like it don’t bloody read them or listen! |
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george on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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r.i.p
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JAI on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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what about the ex world champion rally driver richard burns???? he gets like a 2 second mention on the news,he won everything in his sport did best?fuck him the pissed up waster. |
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shandy on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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love it. want some more. funny the alcohol laws were lifted on the day he died!! |
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Joker on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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GEORGE BEST WAS CREMATED !!!!
IT TOOK 3 WEEKS TO PUT THE FIRE OUT |
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Dave Mac on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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your a twat whoever said that about a legend, if i find out who wrote this message then ill kick your face in |
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Borun on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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Good riddance. |
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Rhian xxx on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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o.m.g these jokes are well funny i dont no why people are affended wen it was his own fault for carrying on drinkin wen he was told not to ! |
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jonny d on November 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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poor george best the new drinking laws had only been introduced 4 24 hours and hes already dead |
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leedsleedsleeds on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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FUCKING HILARIOUS- SOMEONE COULD HAVE HAD 20 YRS OFF THAT LIVER THE TWAT WASTED IN 2. HOW IRONIC PISS HEAD FINALLY POPPED OFF JUST AS 24HR DRINKING STARTS. GOOD RIDANCE. ANYONE KNOW ANY MUNICH 58 JOKES???
Manchester
United
Never
Intended
Coming
Home |
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leedsleedsleeds on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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ps
who reckons callum has fucked alex? its just a rumour but i think if he hasn’t he should. |
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horsty on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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george best is gone but not forgotten! His alcoholic anomynouse seat stil has his name on it Ha ha |
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BileMonkey on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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If he’s dead your hardly gonna hut his feelings. Take the piss at will.
R.I.P. George Best, Womaniser and Alcoholic Footballer. |
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Jason on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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Get over it. I must have been sent 20 jokes about the Tsunami and the pakistani earthquake and they were a whole lot more shocking than some old alcoholic who used to beat his wife. |
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Scott on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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He was a great man, but now its time to have a laugh at him |
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god on November 28, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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take this bastard back he as only been here 2 days and drank all our beer fuck of best |
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calum on November 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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whats worse than winning a losing lottery ticket?
waiting 10yrs for a liver transplant and finding out youre getting george bests old one |
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Barry on November 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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He doesn’t deserve any respect, the policewoman shot dead in the line of duty deserves respect, this man was a boil on the butt of humanity - when told not to drink, he drank! he took advantage of a liver (or 2) that could have been used to save someone who REALLY deserved it. don’t you dare tell anyone to respect this man, he was a star that ruined his life with drink and drugs, a terrible role model for kids today, he doesn’t deserve to be idolised, just chucked in a casket and thrown out to sea! |
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vernon on November 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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anybody that makes a joke about a superstar like george should fuck off and die theirselves ,what a fucking bunch of assholes you are.
the guy was a legend the likes of which we will never see again so show some respect you fucks.
i would love to kick the stupid shit out of you for this.
god-bless you george r.i.p. |
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will on November 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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whats did georges liver say to him.....your a cunt |
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Waddo on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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NOT FUNNY
the mans a legend... and i’m a Liverpool fan. |
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Dr G on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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Well to be honest I for one will not miss him. At the end of the day if you take away the fact that he was a footballer he was nothing but a wife beating alcohloic. Anyone else like him would be considered scum. He should not have got the liver transplant in the first place! For everyone that says everyone has the right to a second chance - i say he did as well as a third and forth but he still carried on they way he was. He shuld have died a few years ago! |
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jonesy on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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wrong but a little bit funny, but in the bk of ur mind you still realise he’s a legend |
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dodger on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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george best’s new video is in the shops 4 xmas. It’s called "Liver Let Die" |
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Geordies on November 30, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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1 question: In 1 hundred years time dya think anyone will remember you...... nuff said! |
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Christophe on November 30, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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Your all lame asses the people arguing over the jokes about George fucking Best on here. If you are offended by it, fuck off. You know the link you’re clicking on. It’s not as if you ever saw him play, or to those who did, you never knew him personally. So stfu with your whining and let the jokes commence about a lame, lily-livered, washed up, alcoholic wife beater. He’s a fuckin cunt, death was the only release for that pathetic piece of shit. There are worse things going on in the world than an alcoholic dying after shanking a transplant liver. |
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ivan offy on November 30, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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well all i can say is i for one am devestated at the death of george best. i own the off liscense at the end of his road and now face iminent bankruptcy.
dammit!!! |
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Gabs on November 30, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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Q. Whats George Best getting for Xmas this year?
A. A headstone and a bunch of flowers |
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Honey on November 30, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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I think everyone’s wrapped it up, he was a piss artist who wasted his liver over and over again, there are plenty of decent people who will die if they dont get a liver, do you think they will get one and abuse it like best did, he was a legend many years ago, before he hit the bottle and any woman he could find.................does that make him a legend!! |
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The executioner! on November 30, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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SHOW SUM F’N RESPECT DAMM IT!!! Sum of u seem to think it’s funny about what you’re writing about Best! How do you think his family feel? What if they’re reading this out, eh? Haven’t thought about that haven’t you?? U ASSCLOWNS!!!!
(Note: In particular, I’d like to say to the Leeds fan that all those Munich jokes are sad and it makes you a small man, just like the Leeds fans who do the same thing! Infact, all Leeds fans are total ASSCLOWNS!!!! It’s no wonder Eric, Rio and Smithy left! But then again, we’re too big to fall to your level! And I’m not just talking about the fact that we’re still in Europe (even though by the skin of our teeth) while you’re in the Championship! Need I say more? I rest my case!!!) |
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DEATON on November 30, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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as a result of Geogre’s death it was rumoured they were going to scatter his ashes on the penalty spot at Old Trafford, but decided against it....... as they thought it may be to close to the bar! |
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BARRY on November 30, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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WHAT A LEGEND, AWSOME JOKES THOUGH. I LOVE BEER!!!!!!!!! |
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ben on November 30, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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sure he was gd at football but he’s the biggest prick ive ever seen ! |
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Peckers on November 30, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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whats the point in making fun of george best u wouldnt like it if ur mum was dead and we made jokes bout her so shut the FUCK up and give some respect
MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYER OF ALL TIME |
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TIM on November 30, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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ALCOHLOIC WIFE BEATING SCUM BAG LEGEND I DONT THINK SO |
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m.c.f.c. on November 30, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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R I P GEORGE ,
TRUE LEGEND , HE WOULD LOVE THE JOKES . |
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jeff mason on November 30, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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i not that bothered about him dying as i didnt actually know himm but some funny jokes thoughh |
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lfc on November 30, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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wot was the last drink george best had ? ........ dats a stupid question 2 ask
LFC 5X CHAMPS |
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stu and gav on November 30, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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and you dave mac, you BEST get off the joke sight if you dont want to hear the BEST jokes around, BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST, dont you just love LIVERpool, its the BEST |
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davey on November 30, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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sum of these jokes r great really funny. all these ppl sayin fuk off hes a legend, y r u even on here reading them? |
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Luke on November 30, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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What do you get if you cross George best with a pint of bitter?
George best drinking a pint of bitter |
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leeds4life on December 3, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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fair enough hes a legend but im a leeds fan and he played for MAN U
make up your own mind |
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Andy on December 3, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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Some of the comments about the greatest legend in English football does surprise me,you are a bunch of ignorant ENGLISH Bastards.
N.Ireland showed you whos the BEST team in the UK ,HA HA ....1-0 to the Green and whites. |
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Chris on December 3, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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G. Best had his fame fortume and women in the 70’s and 80’s.
He drank and drank and drank, beat his missus up and knacked his liver. He might of got a new liver from a young fit person but woould have NOT given my liver to an alcoholic
who broke his promise not to drink anymore if I had a say in it.
The parents of the person who donated the liver must be devestated that george
had abused the last part of their son. |
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dragonworst on December 3, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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show some respect etc etc.
shut up all of you! ffs the man had his chance, blew it - deprived another human being of a perfectly good liver - who would most probably have taken full use of a new lease of life. how would you like it if your parent - or even child - was on the donor list, and it went to someone else who just abused it? he only got it because he was george best.
he was a good footballer, yes - but you also have to admit that he was a woman beating alchoholic! not exactly an all round legend and role model eh?!
muppets.
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Tezz on December 3, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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wot was besties favourite film? liverletdie |
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big bad wolf on December 3, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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what’s the difference between george best and princess diana’s driver? george best was able to take corners pissed!! |
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Spandit on December 3, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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Top gags... good riddance to the waste of space |
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lawton on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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lets face it every man likes a drink so all you leeds fans go and fuck yourselfs |
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Sam Rodmell on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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George bests family are donating his organs to science. his feet to the football museum. his kidney and liver to alcohol abuse and his skin to yellow pages!!!!!!!!!!! |
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geordie on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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r.i.p.bestie here is my tribute.
georgie porgy pudding and pie
drank with the boys and made the girls cry
they changed the law to drink all day
georgie porgy passed away. |
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luke leicester on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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calum told his dad on his death bed...dad, i fucked alex......fucking hell said george, get me a double vodka
i made tht up its prob shocking |
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Tom on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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George Best .... What a man you say he shudnt of wasted that liver etc etc etc.... but still, seeing him play makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up ... show sum respect he is a better person than u sikkos’ will ever be Ling Live The King Of Football ( The one and only) George Best! |
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ben on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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George Best was an ass tht liver could have gone 2 sum wee kid but no he took t for himself the tit. |
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Wilson on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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Wel ain’t it sad, George Best is dead. So are many, many other famous (for a while) people. basically the only reason any of you are getting upset is because he played football. Had he had almost any other profession, he’d of been forgotten about already. Footbal is a waste of time and George Best was a waste of a life. He’s not now and never was a legend, any more than fucking Robin Hood So to all you Footie Fans, who think these jokes are disrespectful..... Shove it up your ass and FUCK OFF. Just think of all the innocent people in the world, who’s lives have been cut short through no fault of their own, be it war, terrorism, accident or just some crazy, sick mudering bastard. The look at George Best, the man had it all and Fucking wasted it, they should have taken back the liver, soon as he started drining again. WANKER.... |
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Eggy on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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Lame jokes. |
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zaz on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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Calum Best just got rich, he took the empties back to the off-licence |
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mikey, cornwall on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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george best is only a legend if you enjoy football,i personally never have.i think people who want to watch two teams of cissy players,who get a kick in the shin and take a month off ,should get their moneys worth ,and go and see a rugby match with real men who get really injured each week,and still carry on .
I think its true what people say ,if you dont want to hear sick jokes about people ,then why read them,my thoughts are with his family but not with him,how would you feel, if god forbid ,you lost someone and your relative donated their liver to him,and he did that to it.
i dont think im that insensitave to make sick jokes about him but i wonder how many jokes he actually made about people who have died ,(please dont tell me none.)i think he would have understood |
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Sean on December 3, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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Calum best has inherited £10 million.
He brought back the empties. |
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george best on December 3, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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the king is alive |
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rofl on December 3, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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Q-wuts yellow and goes beeep
A- i fink every know sthe answer GEORGE BEST
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de trute heerts on December 3, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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Alcoholic,wife beating,adulterer,convicted and imprisoned for driving whilst high on a cocktail of whiskey and speed.Piss poor father ,debter and waster of donated organs which could have been used a by a "normal" member of society,oh p.s he was good at kicking a football in a straight line ,does that excuse all the above? |
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losCHUNK on December 3, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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people, let me put this into line for you
george best, a great footballer but a complete cunt
why worship him for his 1 saving grace ?
i mean, i worship lager but not if someone pissed in it
in other news, the sky is sometimes blue |
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martin on December 4, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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callum best gets 3million pound off his dads death all he has to do to claim it is take all the empty bottles back |
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Tom Perry on December 4, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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To Mickey:-
Oi Fuck Off about your football comment. Football Rules and it is a lot better than that egg chaser sport called rugby. Anyway there is no skill in rugby like football because how can grabbing your arms around someones legs and dragging them to the floor be any skill at all. What do you say to that? |
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bobby grot on December 4, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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what bd luck 4 george best he died a day b4 24h drinking was brought in. |
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Adz in Essex on December 4, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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I heard this today:
MTV are doin a new show next Monday, George Best - Unplugged!!! |
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ricardoretardo on December 4, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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bye bye georgie you pickle |
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ricardoretardo on December 4, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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1 paddy alcoholic down, now come on colin farrell you know what to do you cunt |
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Sarah LFC on December 5, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT HE WAZ AN ALCAHOLIC WAIST OF SPACE, HIS LIVER CUD OF GONE 2 SUM 1 WHO APPRECIATES LIFE AND WANTS TO LIVE HE HAD A SECOND CHANCE UNLIKE SUM! |
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whatdyacall on December 5, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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What d ya call a Leeds Fan with an IQ greater than his shoe size ??......
Gifted ! Fuckin Gifted !! |
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atwa_04 on December 5, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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loving the jokes totally agree he was a prick and wasted some1s life laters |
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Mr Reasonable on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Yeah, some funny jokes but you people sitting in judgement are wankers. A footballer is just about done by his early 30s, must be tough. Yep, the drinking was pathetic but the football was magnificant. Mind you his kind of football could not happen now. It’s hard to do that kind of fancy footwork nowadays, you’d just get hacked down. It’s a brutish game thse days thanks to the kind of neanderthal football pioneered by Leeds. No one from that team will ever get a funeral like that that’s for sure, in fact no one in football today will. |
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Lee on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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George Best through his life his away. ye maybe a great footballer, but even a beta drinker. I just feel sorry for his wives.
We love Arsenal we do!!!!!!!! |
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Gerry on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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How embaraased I feel to be English (like most of the half-wits above). Get your facts right. 1) Best was one of the best footballers to have ever lived (thats a fact even if you are a moron from Leeds). 2) He was an alcoholic (thats a disease that is very difficult to control - any smokers out there? Tried to give up? Tough isn’t it? Now multiply that difficulty by 1000 and you will have some idea of the power of a clinical compulsion such as alcoholism. 3) He didn’t ruin a second liver - the liver ruined him. 4) GB was a gifted winner and an achiever. Most of you above (apologies to the few with intelligence and class) are REAL losers and will NEVER get a sniff of what its like to anything more spectacular than toss yourself off to a cheap porno movie or drink 6 pints of lager without throwing up. |
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matt on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Don’t some people get sanctimonious after a celebrity death? Telling other people to show respect! For what? Getting pissed every day and smacking his wife around? Drinking himself to death and wasting an extra liver in the process? I used to see him play when I was a kid and it was like magic, nobody could stop him. He got more cash than any other footballer. All the women threw themselves at him. And it’s not like people didn’t keep giving him chance after chance when he fucked up. He had it all going for him but he threw it away. |
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John on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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MANCHESTER! WANK! WANK! WANK! HAHA!
COME ON LEEDS!
THESE JOKES ARE ACE! |
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Harry Fish on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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You’re all sick. that is just pathetic he is a legend of world football and now he is dead it is just sick to make jokes about him. what if he was your farther who had died? that is just sick, you wouldnt want people making them jokes. i am disgusted. he was a true legend and i am disgusted by anyone who has made a "joke" on here, pure sick |
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evertonfaithful on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Why should a piss head wife beater get treated like he is some saint, what did he actually win? not much really 1 euro cup 2 league cups, the only winner amongst all this is his son Callum who is set to become a millionaire by handing in all the empties for 10p a bottle!
There is only 1 legend in football who’s goal scoring record for one season lies at 60 goals, that will never be broken and deserves all the respect a true legend deserves.
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sotonscally on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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the real joke here is that rupert lowe has just offerd 4.2 million for george best he claims he would put some life back in the saints 1st 11 ( god wish thoses 2 could swop places ) ha ha |
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Bopper on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Calum Best has just inherited 3 Million pounds due to his fathers departure but he has to take the empties back first |
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ALEX DEANS on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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YOU ARE SO LAME GEORGE BEST HAS DIED YOU GO AND FCUCK YOURSELVES PUT YOURSRELF IN GEORGES SHOES HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BULLYING ! |
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bikesinbitz on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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life is one long big joke, we all take the piss out of each other, so fuck up all you wingers,and have a laugh have it on goerge or anybody else , life is to short to . ask george |
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mike lloyd on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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kenny dalglish was a better footballer and a person
he isnt dead for a start |
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Andy on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Yeah He used to be ok at football in his so called "HEY DAY" but since then nothing but a washed up alcoholic wife beating coward of a man, when given the option for a second chance he said he would stop drinking but surprise surprise he pissed that up against the wall the stupid cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Mum died in August, ok there were no jokes but she wasn’t a celebrity! these people should expect sunch things to happen, if they don’t like the jokes they should FUCK OFF and die themselves because i personally have got no time for these sort off petit minded WANKERS, GLAD THE CUNTS DEAD AND I HOPE HE REALLY FELT THE PAIN!!!!!!!! keep the jokes comin!!! |
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mufcbornbread on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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George best didnt score anything like the goals bobby charlton, denis law, did 4 m.u.f.c You so called fans of him, are brain washed by an over hyped alcoholic, womaniser, who had something of a talent and retired at 26! He then scrapped the barrel of teams after mufc , they only saw the potential of a highergate for an nano second with this over stated , rated 70s tabloid so called legend! Ha.
Jokes of this waste of space are totally justified, the unfunny thing that the liver could of gone to deserving person. I just hope that we can save paul gascoigne from a media witch hunt and get him sorted, and not have replays of hes euro scotland goal come 2 soon! Signed mufc fan |
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george best on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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liver for sale pickled in irish whisky |
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CHARLOTTE FLAVELL on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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EVERY BODY JUST FUCK OFF AND SHOW SOME RESPECT |
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LFC fan on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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jokes are o.k. but why is there so much genuine hatred of this man? he was an alcoholic who could`nt stop drinking even after a new liver. it just shows how much of a grip booze can have on your life if you`re not careful. |
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keith on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Why dont people on here have a sense of fun, Im fed up of people knocking me for laughing at a dead man (George Best). Look, He was a drunk, He was given another chance but pissed it away!! That liver could have and should have gone to somone who deserved it and wanted to live. Richard Burns, a great rally driver died the same day as George, he was 34 and died of a brain tumur but where is the public out-pouring of grief there? lol. If your offended by this site the piss off!! |
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manUknockedout on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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george was a cracking footballer. and an even better person, he knew how to have a good time and enjoy himself. it was his life, he chose his path, and was dealt his hand. it fucked up for him tho. RIP Mr Best, i hear the lager is free up there |
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matty on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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manchester united starbuck broncos, wallet feelin a bit light glazer??? |
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El gurno on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Whos that lying on the runway whos that lying in the snow its busby and his boys and theyre playing with their toys cos they cant get their plane to go |
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matty on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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dixie dean a true legend |
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fdsafds on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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all you people who dont find any of these jokes funny are feckin morons (george’s family and friends excluded) But whats even worse is that you feel it necessary to post your comments on a forum.
Not sure what that makes me........ |
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everton fan 4eva on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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what is YELLOW and doesn’t beep anymore........................................GEORGE BEST |
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chelsea on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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he was a legend but he should of played for chelsea. come on u blues |
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chelsea on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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he was a legen but he should of played for chelsea. come on you blues |
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mike on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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Belfast Council are to rename the Westlink road in the city, they are now calling it the Bestlink, because it’s always blocked by lunchtime. it’s true.... |
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calum b on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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ok gys i don not mind you making jokes about my father but could you please keep them a
little respectful
ty xo calum best |
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mush on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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wen george dies dwn the road in a butch it sed the best liver in the wold |
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fucked on coke on August 7, 2006 @ 11:34 pm |
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what do you call george best pissed ?piss head
^^
^^ and gear
wat a prick he was |
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graham bastable on August 7, 2006 @ 11:34 pm |
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im a man utd fan and george was definatly a legent the best player ever to wear a man utd shirt but i think if your not prepared to take the warnings and say to yer self hang on iv had a perfectly good transplant im not gunna drink no more and take a risk the way he did then there is only one result as he has experienced i meen theres kids out there who would hae been gratefull to have the treatment he did but it doesnt stop me from feeling sad he was one of our great rest in peace george best |
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You lot are sick on August 7, 2006 @ 11:34 pm |
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For God’s Sake guys a man has just died and all you lot can do is make sick jokes about his illness. Shame on you. he wanted to be remembered for is footie, and you lot couldnt even respect his death wish. The 2nd liver did infact ruin him as a guy earlier pointed out to set all you n00bs straight who think he runied it.
Have a little respect in future
Thank you
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blade4life on August 7, 2006 @ 11:34 pm |
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whats gary glitter and george best got in common?
they both had 1 tot too many
haven’t got no feelings to the death of george best as i didn’t know him personally...
SHEFFIELD UNITED 4 LIFE!!!
blades for premiership!!!
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Angell on August 7, 2006 @ 11:34 pm |
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Hey I’m a Man Utd Fan and I thought george was a quality football player (sorry, soccer for all u yankee cunts) He was a god on the pitch and he was told he was gonna die and thats his own fault...... Dont get pissed off by a few jokes enjoy them in the name of Best Bitter........rofl |
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Paul on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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fuck ye bastards thats not right ye have no conscience |
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lee on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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mike lloyd u r an idiot. kenny dalglish was nothing but a whinging cheat who thought it was ok to kick opponents and dive all the time. any excuse and he ran after the ref whining like a little bitch. shearer modelled himself on dalglish. he’s a cunt too but at least he can play a bit. |
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Robbo on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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Police have admitted that George Best was not really buried in Belfast, and that the decision to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead on sunday was probably a mistake. |
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junior on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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anyone who can drink there way through two livers is a real legend!!! |
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kier on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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harsh jokes, but who am i to judge! |
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Plod on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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Police today revealed that the late Mr G Best was not after all buried in Belfast last week but admit, in retrospect, that the decision to cremate his remains instead in Hemel Hempstead was probably a mistake. |
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007 on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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i agree with whoever said about richard burns part! |
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JAMIE! on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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FUKIN AND ABSOULATELY PATHETIC MAN!!! YOUS DONT HAVE ANY RESPECT!! WOULD U LIKE PEOPLE TO TAKE THE PISS AND MAKE JOKES IF YOUR FATHERS WERE DEAD!!!! DONT FUKIN HINK SO!!! THE ONES THT WROTE AND STUCK UP FOR GEORGE WELL DONE MAN DECANTE PEOPLE BUT YOUS THT WROTE SHOKING STUFF NEED TO GT A FUKIN LIFE MAN YOUS MUST NOT HAVE ANY FUKIN RESPECT AT ALL FOR NE1!!! THE JOKES ARE PURE SHITE MAN DONT SEE HOW YOUS COULD EVEN SAY SUMTHN LIKE THT!!
LEEDS,FUK SAKE MAN CAL YOURSELF A FOOTBALL TEAM?
FUKIN FRANK BRUNO WOULD PLAY BETTER!!!!! YOUS ARE SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUKIN WANKERS!!!!! MY RESPECT GOES TE CALUM AND BESTS FAMILY!! YOUS WANKERS ARE JUST WASTE OS SPACES !!
GERORGE WAS AFUKIN LEGEND AND ALWAYS WILL BE NO MATTER WAT YOUS ARSEHOLES SAY1! SO GET A FUKIN LIFE!!!!
R.I.P BESTIE BOY MISS U FOREVER1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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taran on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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Why did george best cross the road?
To get to the otherside ofc! |
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mr burns on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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police in belfast have revealed that george best wasn’t actually buried there, they now regret holding his cremation in hemel hempstead. |
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barlowsaurus on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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".................Police are now admitting that following the funeral in Belfast, it probably wasn’t the best decision to hold the cremation in Hemel Hemstead !!!" |
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barlowsaurus on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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"............Callum Best has inherrited £3million from his dear dad dying - all he has to do is take the empties back......!!!!! |
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lfc fan on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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bless poor george best ......haha u didnt think i was serious did u ........fuck the prick |
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mush on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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Contrary to popular belief George Best was not buried in Northern Ireland but in fact cremated in private in England. Perhaps Hemel Hemstead was not the best location for this |
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