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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Dumb Becks
Posted by: Abz on November 20, 2005 @ 12:37 pm

Go Back

As the Man U players went back into the changing rooms at half time, Fergi took david aside and said "look son, im taking you off, put something warm on a grab something to drink"

The players returned to the pitch and David slowly followed Fergi to the dug out.

Fergi "Whats that you have there?"

David "Its a thermal flask boss"

Fergi "Whats it for?"

David "Oh, its for keeping food and drink warm or cold"

Fergi "Oh, so what you got in there"

David"A cup of tea and a choc ice"


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From: Dave on November 28, 2005 @ 5:09 pm
Comment: Beckham is a F-ing muppet

   
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