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CASH STRAPPED RANGERS
Posted by: Kevin Docherty on March 10, 2004 @ 5:55 am
CASH STRAPPED RANGERS
Alex Mcleish, Martin O’Neil and Alex Ferguson are in a lap-dancing club when Martin O’Neil licks a ten pound note and sticks it to a lap-dancers rick bum-cheek and Alex Mcleish says
"What you doin? Thats a WHOLE ten pound note!".
Then Sir Alex Ferguson licks a twenty pound note and sticks it to her left bum-cheek, Alex Mcleish says,
"What are you doin’? Thats a FULL twenty pound note!"
Martin O’Neil and Sir Alex Ferguson looks at Alex Mcleish waiting for him to stick one on, so he pulls out his Visa, swipes in betwen her cheeks and takes the two notes! |
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Rangers Fan on April 13, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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good joke! |
| From: |
Cor on June 7, 2004 @ 2:58 pm |
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i like it |
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cor on June 7, 2004 @ 2:59 pm |
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BIG DADDY whats tha point of makein fun of some one just because your to stupid to get tha joke |
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ALAN LYALL on July 4, 2004 @ 2:30 pm |
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WHAT EVER FAANY WROTE THIS IS GETTING A HIDING |
| From: |
amy on September 2, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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what does celtic stand for ??? celtic even lost to inverness cali |
| From: |
tic fan on October 3, 2004 @ 8:02 am |
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tae amy, thts joked bn played out kin u no think of summit better |
| From: |
nick on December 20, 2004 @ 4:38 pm |
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dont like it cus its takn the mik out of the best manager in scotland |
| From: |
Saint Martin on February 7, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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Best manager in scotland??? |
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CELTIC 4EVA on February 11, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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STICK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS FUCK THE RANGERS, STICK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS I PRAY, STUCK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS FUCK THE RANGERS, ILL B CELTIC TIL’ THE END OF DAY!
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CELTIC 4EVA on February 11, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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STICK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS FUCK THE RANGERS, STICK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS I PRAY, STUCK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS FUCK THE RANGERS, ILL B CELTIC TIL’ THE END OF DAY!
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CELTIC 4EVA on February 11, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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STICK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS FUCK THE RANGERS, STICK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS I PRAY, STUCK ST GEORGE UP YOUR ASS FUCK THE RANGERS, ILL B CELTIC TIL’ THE END OF DAY!
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celtic 4eva on February 11, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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HAIL HAIL! fuck u martin hancox! n all the crackhead gers fans! HAIL HAIL! |
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scoby on February 22, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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huh?????????? |
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nob head on March 13, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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shite |
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sam o'brien on April 12, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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rangers r fucking shit there just a bunch o proddy bastards CELTIC TIL I DIE |
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celtic rule on April 23, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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funny! y did the rangers fan Never cross the road?
he was waitin 4 the green man to turn orange |
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celtic rule on April 23, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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wat does a rangers fan do after his team rangers beaten by barcelona?
turn off his playstation |
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celtic rule on April 23, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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wat is the nickname 4 ibrox?
the libary |
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celtic rule on April 23, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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how many rangers fans does it take 2 screw in a light bulb?
dont matter theyre all condemmed 2 eternal darkness any way |
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celtic rule on April 23, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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plz comment on my jokes
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celtic rule on April 24, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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haha celtic won 2-1 agains u orange bastards
go home u huns go home u huns go home u huns go home!!!!!!!!!!!
lo lie the fields of athenrye where once we watched the small 3 birds fly our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs 2 sing
tht is 4 the st germains pub in london 1 of the best celtic pubs eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha |
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championees on June 12, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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Mon the Well,
Heres a joke, Celtic loosing the league 5 minutes from the end of the season. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Whats the nickname for Ibrox, The Library thats got the leagur trophy in it, HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, |
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shankill boy on October 30, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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match ticket of ebay? £25
half time celebration drink £2.50
watcing your beloved team give us the leauge in injury time????
priceless
easy,easy,easy |
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Alex McLeish on November 1, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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Em... former football manager, available for household jobs, looking for work in the Glasgow area, asap. Cheap foreign workforce with me. Currently looking for work when I return from Slovakia.
Please call me on 0141 3-0, 3-2, 1-0, 1-1, 2-2, 1-1 |
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eddie steals eggs on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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geese ur eggs |
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Wearapeepel on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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I married a lass Her name was McPhee
She ordered my flute to be flung in the sea
And as it went down the tune it did play
was FUCK the POPE and the IRA !!!!!! |
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nacho novo on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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WANTED: a set of false teeth and a new fitbaw team coz da wan am way is uter pish |
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weymouth celt on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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keano for celtic we’ll be 30 points plus ahead of rangers scum come may. alex must stay.orange scum heading for biggest hiding in champions league history. in gord we trust. |
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